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Old 01-02-2014, 05:50 AM
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Can you refuse to believe in something you think does exist?

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Oh, the hoops through which atheists must jump to deny God. They're like little circus dogs, only not as cute but certainly entertaining.
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You guys really getting angry about Minecraft and ponies, EH?
I thought you guys were all "Love and tolerance"?
Is it going to piss you off more when you find out that I'm gay & Atheist?
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You guys really getting angry about Minecraft and ponies, EH?
I thought you guys were all "Love and tolerance"?
Is it going to piss you off more when you find out that I'm gay & Atheist?
You're confused, friend! I'm not angry at your inability to treasure true love, or your dependency upon drinking the rectal juices of strangers in various cities. I do, however, pity you. But not much, as you seem like an intelligent enough person to know how to make a simple choice: Life or Death.

If you want to make the world's stupidest choice, that doesn't affect me, dear. When I am in Heaven, I will enjoy laughing at you in Hell, alongside my Savior and Best Friend Forever, !
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You're confused, friend! I'm not angry at your inability to treasure true love, or your dependency upon drinking the rectal juices of strangers in various cities. I do, however, pity you. But not much, as you seem like an intelligent enough person to know how to make a simple choice: Life or Death.

If you want to make the world's stupidest choice, that doesn't affect me, dear. When I am in Heaven, I will enjoy laughing at you in Hell, alongside my Savior and Best Friend Forever, !
In case your forgot, bringing down thy brothers and sister will end with you too burning in hell, with your friend satan.

The only stupid choice one could make is assuming that they will be going to heaven after they read and believe in the bible.
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In case your forgot, bringing down thy brothers and sister will end with you too burning in hell, with your friend satan.

The only stupid choice one could make is assuming that they will be going to heaven after they read and believe in the bible.
I don't have any homer brothers or sisters, so I'm good.

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In case your forgot, bringing down thy brothers and sister will end with you too burning in hell, with your friend satan.
Why are you directing this hateful message towards a True Christian™ lady? She is Heaven bound and not a friend of Satan.

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Please note that:

1) Heaven is a concept of afterlife introduced by Christianity.
2) The Bible is the Holy Book of Christianity.
3) All Christians believe that the Holy Bible is the Word of God.

Therefore, the only way to get to Heaven (which is a Christian concept) is to believe and follow the Holy Bible (which is the basis of Christianity).

So what is stupid about that, exactly?

Just sit down and
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This part speaks for itself. Here we can see two "bronies" trying to have sexual intercourse in their creepy pony costumes. This is probably the best example of how this show is destroying people's lives and their chances of going to Heaven.



So for you a simple hug means sexual intercourse?
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You call THAT!!! a simple hug
The country's gone to Hell, so I guess I shouldn't shrug
Horny little ponies grabbing and groping--it's a slap in the face
Sinners call it innocent...The righteous call it second base
and what's with that one pony wearing a hat?
It's an abomination for a non-human to do a thing like that!
Here's harsh truth if you be brave enough to hear it
ALL magic--friendship or not--is from a daemon spirit!
So turn from your wickedness without further delay
drop to your knees and for forgiveness now pray!

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I used to live in the southern part of the very very very black city of Baltimore. Last year, I handed out Bibles to those folks who went to "Bronycon". You see, they have their own convention for the show which is a few days long. I gave public readings of scripture, and converted a few rainbow-haired fags into God-loving Christians who now work on my farm.

This is a group that we should have serious intent on either (A) Destroying entirely, or ( Converting entirely.
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All of you are full grown men and women, how can you be so scared of a bunch of naked and perverted bonies?





Aren't they cute?
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All of you are full grown men and women, how can you be so scared of a bunch of naked and perverted bonies?





Aren't they cute?
No, they are not

Anyway, it's not a question of being afraid. It's a simple matter of protecting normal people, and especially children, from that kind of perverted filth you just posted.
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No, they are not

Anyway, it's not a question of being afraid. It's a simple matter of protecting normal people, and especially children, from that kind of perverted filth you just posted.

Very mature, talking garbage about me. After a little search, your bible says that's wrong


(James 4:11) Speak not evil one of another, brethren. He that speaketh evil of [his] brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge.


(Psalms 101:5) Whoso privily slandereth his neighbour, him will I cut off: him that hath an high look and a proud heart will not I suffer.
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All of you are full grown men and women, how can you be so scared of a bunch of naked and perverted bonies?





Aren't they cute?
could we delete that obnoxious link and send this gook to quarantine where he would most certainly fit?

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Very mature, talking garbage about me. After a little search, your bible says that's wrong


(James 4:11) Speak not evil one of another, brethren. He that speaketh evil of [his] brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge.


(Psalms 101:5) Whoso privily slandereth his neighbour, him will I cut off: him that hath an high look and a proud heart will not I suffer.
For the umpteenth time, Miss Gajardo, THEY ARE NOT YOUR BRETHREN. THEY ARE NOT YOUR NEIGHBOURS. The verses you cite deal with how they treat each other, not every God-hating, Bible-denying, Michael Jackson fan that darkens their doorstep to spread lies about His Word™.
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Very mature, talking garbage about me. After a little search, your bible says that's wrong


(James 4:11) Speak not evil one of another, brethren. He that speaketh evil of [his] brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge.


(Psalms 101:5) Whoso privily slandereth his neighbour, him will I cut off: him that hath an high look and a proud heart will not I suffer.
First of all, it's not our Bible. It's THE Bible, word of LORD Jesus Christ.
Another thing is that I did not say anything about you, I referred to that perverted picture you posted. Yet another point is, that as you are a person who hates Jesus you are a heathen. So you can't be of my brethren of my neighbor.

Learn to read first and then read the Bible yourself and you yet might be saved. I pray for you.
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I may be a butthole and things like that, but now i wish to be saved

http://www.people.com/people/mobile/...783199,00.html

After reading this i started to believe, and pray to the Lord Our God.i ask for your help
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I may be a butthole and things like that, but now i wish to be saved

http://www.people.com/people/mobile/...783199,00.html

After reading this i started to believe, and pray to the Lord Our God.i ask for your help
You have finally seen that the gayez/self-harming combo is satan's favorite weapon against children.

Thank GOD that you saw the truth before being punished and living the end of your miserable life as a machine fed cabbage.

PRAISE THE LORD!
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"My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is the title of a television show supposedly intended for little girls. For some reason, however, the main audience has turned out to be older men and teenagers between the ages of 15 and 35. These men call themselves "bronies".



These psychotic manchildren know very well that Jesus died on the cross for our sins. Yet they think it's alright to spit in God's face and reject His gift of eternal life. What they don't know, however, is that they are actually facing demonic forces coming at them using subliminal mind control through the power of suggestion.
Matthew 9:32 As they went out, behold, they brought to him a dumb man possessed with a devil.

1 Corinthians 15:33 Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners.
This children's show might seem innocent at first. But, in reality, it is nothing but a recruitment vehicle for all the worst perversions imaginable. Let's take a look at few examples:


HOMOSEXUALITY



As you can see, this little pony's tail is in the exact same colors as the homosexual flag. A coincidence? Not very likely. This is clearly an attempt to plant a subliminal message in people's minds that anal sex is normal and should be accepted as such in our society. We have seen similar attempts in the music industry, Pink Floyd's "The Dark Side of the Moon" being the most obvious example.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Here we can see the main characters, a purple unicorn and her baby dragon. Don't be deceived. While one might embrace the fact that the show accepts the Biblically proven existence of dragons (Job 30:29, Isaiah 13:22) and unicorns (Job 39:9, Isaiah 34:7), it should be noted that this particular unicorn is a practitioner of occultism and magic. In the show she is often seen reading books on witchcraft and performing various wiccan spells.
2 Chronicles 33:6 And he caused his children to pass through the fire in the valley of the son of Hinnom: also he observed times, and used enchantments, and used witchcraft, and dealt with a familiar spirit, and with wizards: he wrought much evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger.
FURRIES/BESTIALITY


This part speaks for itself. Here we can see two "bronies" trying to have sexual intercourse in their creepy pony costumes. This is probably the best example of how this show is destroying people's lives and their chances of going to Heaven.
Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
This disgusting phenomena can easily be explained by how the show secretly plants sexual messages in people's minds:



DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN FALL UNDER THE SPELLS OF THESE SATANIC CARTOONS OR THEY MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS PERVERT:

May I try and be the one to dispute you claim without any hate?

I am a devoted catholic dedicated to helping others in any way I can. I am also, a brony. You are trying to say that the show "My little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is a way to control others and make them become gay or a satanist. I am straight and currently in a relationship with a female catholic. Maybe we seem gay or a pedophile, but that's not always the case. The show was originally made in the 1980's for little girls. When the gay population wasn't as great. That's why that pony has a rainbow mane and tail. Those character designs just stuck with the show. It is merely just a coincidence. The reason why the fan population has grown outside of the norm was because the newest generation was written to apply to both children and adults, mainly to be able to amuse an entire family. Not trying to increase the population of gays or pedophiles. That picture does not consist of two bronies participating in sexual intercourse. They are just hugging, promoting the fact that the show was meant to bring friendship to the world. Those so called "Sexual references" are only sexual if you take it that way. The man in that costume is just someone dressing up, it could be for a costume party, cosplay convention, or just plain Halloween. You can say that someone is a pervert just by looking at a picture of someone. You don't even know if that person is a man. Ever heard of the saying "Don't judge a book by it's cover"? That applies here. Yes, there may be some gays or pedophiles that are part of this fandom, but there are people like them who are part of religions such as baptists, Christianity, Catholicism, and atheism. You can't say all bronies are gays or pedophiles when they are part of yours and other religions like yours. As said earlier by someone else, we participate in "Tolerance and Love", which is part of your religion. Plus, some characters in the show relate to bible passages. Ex. Twilight Sparkle, That purple pony in your post, relates to the passage Timothy 2 2:15 "Study thyself to shew approved." as she studies studies all the time to prove herself worthy. and Applejack, that Orange pony in the third picture, She relates to Romans 12:17 "Provide things honest in sight of all men", she never lies, she is always honest to herself and others. Bronies are nothing but People who are out of the norm. Then again, there is no clear cut definition of normality due to the fact that the world is so diverse. We are humans like you all,
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