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Old 01-07-2014, 04:20 AM
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This is rather fascinating. I knew america had hardcore christians but not that it had that many. It's pathetic to see. You people contribute nothing to this world. You make it move backwards. You hide behind your book and your "holy texts" yelling left and right, making no sense what so ever. You refuse to look at logics and listen to reason. Brainwashed and blind. Tell me you hypocrites, what is it here on earth that you contribute considering that you hate everything that's not related to your religion? WHO sees a woman as only a tool?! Who would invite their guests and allow them to rape their daughters?! What's wrong with you? You are all unable to see what religion truly is... It's a tool for brainwashing people, keeping them in order, appyling disgusting morales and laws. Religion was created by men for men and god was created by man. That's the difference. Believing in a force that created this world that's the big thing that you believe in, right? But religion, that's another thing entirely. It's propaganda designed to control people. Meh... in the end you are all just brainwashed pathetic human beings. And the worst thing is, you are going to teach your children everything as well, not giving them a chance to find life for themselves. And so the circle goes on.
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Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Old 01-12-2014, 02:50 AM
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It's a tool for brainwashing people, keeping them in order,

I wish that were true. If you consider how, just a couple of centuries ago, the USA was a loving GOD fearing people, you might wander if it works that way.

To each generation the TRUTH is told, and fewer and fewer chose to hear it.

Some still hold HIS LAW and forget not HIS feast.

Exodus 12:14 And this day shall be unto you for a memorial; and ye shall keep it a feast to the LORD throughout your generations; ye shall keep it a feast by an ordinance for ever.

For when there is no-one to remember then HE will surely remind the oath-breakers.

Deuteronomy 29:14 Neither with you only do I make this covenant and this oath;

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Old 01-12-2014, 03:56 AM
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He is trying to spread the word of God. That is all.
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Brainwashed and blind. Tell me you hypocrites, what is it here on earth that you contribute considering that you hate everything that's not related to your religion?
Christians are free. Hallelujah! It is the wretched heathen who is brainwashed.

Brainwashed and blind.
Turn with me to Psalm 139
Scroll down to verse 17
17 How precious also are thy thoughts unto me, O God! how great is the sum of them!
18 If I should count them they are more in number than the sand: when I awake I am still with thee
19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee?
And am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

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Search me, O God, and know my heart: try me, and know my thoughts:

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This is hard to read being a female, and I can't imagine my father doing this to me, but if it comes down to it I will go through with it and marry the man. This is all biblically accurate. I am a proud anti-feminist. Females (sadly) have the same rights as men, so why push ladies? I do what I believe is best and that is follow the KJV Bible. So ladies, if you are raped, marry the man and take your father out of financial debt! Morally, it is wrong for a father to do this, but you gotta do what you gotta do!
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So ladies, if you are raped, marry the man and take your father out of financial debt! Morally, it is wrong for a father to do this, but you gotta do what you gotta do!
Oh, honey, you are so wrong. Morality equals following the rules that God gave us. Therefore, you cannot run around saying that what God said is "morally wrong," that's just some kind of weird oxymormon!
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I vote we put this into American law (god bless, by the way.)

Rape could become a full industry, with paid patrons. For instance, parents could pay to have their child sent to a R. A. P. E. D. center (Responsive Action Precipitating Eventual Damnation), which would subsequently reduce taxes, increase the public weath for guns and anti-fag legislation, all while pleasing the LORD, our Savior, and praising His Holy Name.
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You might want to introduce yourself in the Introduction Forum before proposing legislation, friend.

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I feel like I should report all of you to the FBI for this. Your bible can't stop you from the law especially when it comes to rape. Rape is one of the worst crimes and none of your *** potty language *** can save you from the law, you awful disgusting monsters

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Calm down, son. First of all, the FBI has no authority to remove an American's First Amendment Right to worship as he is led by the Holy Spirit, and that means reading and believing the Holy Bible is the living Word of God, inerrant and for our own good (2 Timothy 3:16). Second, when you report to a federal authority that a church community is practicing their First Amendment Rights, please, please do tell us what they say. I'd love to hear their reply to such a "crime."

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Calm down, son. First of all, the FBI has no authority to remove an American's First Amendment Right to worship as he is led by the Holy Spirit, and that means reading and believing the Holy Bible is the living Word of God, inerrant and for our own good (2 Timothy 3:16). Second, when you report to a federal authority that a church community is practicing their First Amendment Rights, please, please do tell us what they say. I'd love to hear their reply to such a "crime."

These law-and-order types are so brave!



Sadly, their law-abiding ways fall by the wayside when they are forcibly aborting babies at their furry conventions.

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I feel like I should report all of you to the FBI for this. Your bible can't stop you from the law especially when it comes to rape. Rape is one of the worst crimes and none of your *** potty language *** can save you from the law, you awful disgusting monsters
You seduced underage children in Soul-Arena (yes we know) and now you have the nerve to attack innocent Christians for obeying Jesus!? And yes, we have reported you. So it's your door the FBI will be knocking down soon...
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