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Old 01-19-2014, 06:41 AM
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Question Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know.

I did not know there was internet in countries outside the USA.
I did not know how much the unsaved hate God, Jesus and the Bible.

What didn't you know?
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Old 01-19-2014, 07:05 AM
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Default Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know.

I did not know there were any countries other than the USA.
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Default Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know.

I did not fully comprehend the depth of existential pain in which the unsaved wallow, nor the extent to which they yearn for Christ's teachings, whether they realize it or not. All the anger that is expressed at God's Chosen Elect is just their misguided way of begging for help. It's both sad and beautiful, not to mention concrete evidence of our LORD's sweet tendermercies. If we can get through to but one lost sheep, it will have all been worth it.
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Old 01-19-2014, 08:26 AM
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Default Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know.

Hello Levi Jones.

Before I found Landover Baptist Church Forum I did not know that people would read the Bible and then decide that parts of the Bible were not good enough for them. I have read the Bible all the way through 4 times since my accident and all of it is good even the parts at the beginning of the New Testament that tell the same stories or similar stories one right after the other they are from different people.

I also did not know that people who do not walk with Jesus could be so mean and hateful I have people in my neighborhood who are going to Hell they seem nice but there are rules Pastor Ezekiel knows all of them.

Thank you.

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Default Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know.

Before I found Landover Baptist Church, I did not know my NIV Bible was translated by intoxicated men that were paid to discredit the truth of the KJV1611.

I also did not know that there were so many people from Denmark.
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I did not know how much misinformation there was out there about Christianity, the Bible and creation science.
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Before I joined LBC, I didn't realize my use of a razor strop on my sons was insufficient. I have since retired the strop my father passed down to me, and replaced it with a proper rod, fashioned from rosewood.
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Default Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know.

That my friends among the gaywise wanted to rape (anal) both myself and my eager young Nephew.

When I found out all they things they wanted to do to his rump, face and mouth it blow my mind.

I reported them all to the Police: they are no longer my friends.

Praise Jesus for oppening my eyes.

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I was born and raised within the loving embrace of LBC.

However, I still didn't know that some women out in the unsaved world wore pants, refused to do housework, demanded to work outside of the home and act like men. HORRIFYING!
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Default Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know.

I didn't know that lesbeans were real. I thought someone had made them up as a joke (though not a very funny joke).
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I would also add that, like sister Naomi, I had no idea there were so many Norwegians and even though they all seem to speak American, they are all unsaved. I can only guess that Sweden is sort of like California, only with ice and snow.

I have long experienced the awful hatred toward Christians from the unsaved. This from my own ministry. God's Word is frequently unwelcome among the unsaved and the Devil's people, to the point that violence is often threatened and sometimes committed. I have myself long worn a bullet proof vest while witnessing. I am not often shot at, but drunk Mexicans occasionally try to stick me with their knives.

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I did not know the intensity of the hatred that liberal false Christians — those who follow only a few cherry-picked Bible verses and "interpret" even those beyond recognition — have for Bible-following True Christians™. When they tell their outrageous lies about what Christ wants us to do, and I show them with Scripture that they are wrong, they respond with the most un-Christlike language.
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I didn't realize Canadians were a bigger threat to God's favorite country then the Messicans. Did you know that 80% of the population of Canuckistan lives within 200 miles...200 MILES..of our border and what is Obama doing? Nothing.

I don't know about you, but this scares me just as much as the white hot flames of HELL!! They are sitting right there, ready to invade us. Your children could be wearing plaid and drinking that moose urine they call beer....be afraid, be very afraid.
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I didn't realize Canadians were a bigger threat to God's favorite country then the Messicans. Did you know that 80% of the population of Canuckistan lives within 200 miles...200 MILES..of our border and what is Obama doing? Nothing.

I don't know about you, but this scares me just as much as the white hot flames of HELL!! They are sitting right there, ready to invade us. Your children could be wearing plaid and drinking that moose urine they call beer....be afraid, be very afraid.
Not only that, Brother, but they don't even have the decency to look like foreigners.

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I didn't know I could treat my negro servants as they deserve to be treated without being mean.

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19 For this is thankworthy, if a man for conscience toward God endure grief, suffering wrongfully.
20 For what glory is it, if, when ye be buffeted for your faults, ye shall take it patiently? but if, when ye do well, and suffer for it, ye take it patiently, this is acceptable with God.
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I did not know....
  • ..what True Christianity is really like. The bibles I grew up on aren't worth the paper they're printed in, the majesty of KJV-1611 is beyond miraculous.
  • ...the true extent of Hellhole that India is. I mean the poverty and all is quite glaring but the only, real reason behind this country's 1.3 billion problems, the WORD hasn't reached here. The Indian government bans missionaries from freely proselytizing the unsaved masses.
  • ...Jesus wasn't really a Jew. He was GOD, plain and simple. And he came to Earth in flesh for Jews and Gentiles alike.
  • ...Unless Jesus intervenes, people who don't speak English are automatically going to Hell. The KJV is written in English, duh! Any translation into heathen babble will yield nothing of value. I've done some research into this subject for instance, there is no precise translation of English words like hubris, waxed, abominations, kindled in Indian languages (and that's only Deuteronomy, Chapter 32). Screw up with Scripture, and you screw your chances of salvation.
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