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Catholics Aren't Christians The lies of the Catholic "church" exposed in light of the truth of Scripture

View Poll Results: this idol celebrates seduces ignorant heathens to worship
Eve (who is dead) 3 33.33%
Mary (who is also dead but that never put off a papist did it?) 6 66.67%
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Take a look at this abomination:

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We know that idols have no place in Christianity DEUTERONOMY 5 and that therefore whoever this is supposed to be it cannot be Mary.

Check out the pet snake. Is this idol really Eve? What would be the result of worshipping Eve? Are catholics noted for those sorts of behaviours? Many people say "Yes, they are; and not only that but everything else too."

That is because they have set up a false god. But who is this false god really? There is no such thing as a Queen of Heaven and if there were she would not be so sex obsessed as the pagan cult of Rome. Eve, on the other hand, thought of nothing else. So is this idol really Eve?

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In both cases not warranting worship.

Though Mary was GOD's surrogate to put JESUS on earth it's all paid up in full.

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That confirms she's dead. Whoever stands on a snake in bare feet isn't long for this world.
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That confirms she's dead. Whoever stands on a snake in bare feet isn't long for this world.
Thank you for contributing to the discussion. I'm not aware of any association between Mary and a snake. Well, not Mary the mother of Jesus. Mary Magdalene perhaps but from my experience assisting with stage props I'm guessing hers would be a refigerated python.

I've been reading Genesis 3 this morning following an infromative sermon I heard and there is a new priest hanging around whom I'll ask to comment.
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Oh my good ! She looks like she's saying "c'mon, punch me in the face. I dare ya"! I for one would be happy to oblige if it weren't so un-lady like.
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Well, they're both dead (Eve and Mary). So presumably it's Eve, given that she's standing on a snake.
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. So is this idol really Eve?

What do you think?
Sister, it is something of a secret in the Catholic cults that Mary is considered the reincarnation of Eve. That is to say, Eve is Mary, and Mary is Eve. In other words, according to the papist leaders, they are the same person but living in two different time periods. They call Mary, "The New Eve." Of course they teach "she with Christ redeemed mankind." Sadly, this blasphemy works since Catholics do not know that Jesus is the only Redeemer (1 Timothy 2:5; Colossians 1:13-14; Romans 3:24), as Catholics are discouraged from reading their Holy Bibles under penalty of physical punishment as well as threats of torture in purgatory. So yes, the answer to your question is, That idol really is Eve. It is also really Mary. I kid you not.
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Sister, it is something of a secret in the Catholic cults that Mary is considered the reincarnation of Eve. That is to say, Eve is Mary, and Mary is Eve. In other words, according to the papist leaders, they are the same person but living in two different time periods.
Reincarnation? I thought only the boodists or hindoos (ie: darkies from India) believed in that crap!
Wow - I just googled "Mary Eve reincarnation" and up came a lot of stuff claiming not only that Mary was Eve reincarnated, but also that Jesus is Adam reincarnated! Where do these papists stop their blasphemy? I want to vomit.
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Thank you Mrs Etheldreda. Pope Pius XII seems to have been particularly compulsive about Mary, whom he declared to indeed be the "Queen" of Heaven. However that goddess had been around for thousands of years before any popes were available to ignore The Bible.
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Therefore pray not thou for this people, neither lift up cry nor prayer for them, neither make intercession to me: for I will not hear thee.
17 Seest thou not what they do in the cities of Judah and in the streets of Jerusalem?
18 The children gather wood, and the fathers kindle the fire, and the women knead their dough, to make cakes to the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto other gods, that they may provoke me to anger.
19 Do they provoke me to anger? saith the LORD: do they not provoke themselves to the confusion of their own faces?
20 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, mine anger and my fury shall be poured out upon this place, upon man, and upon beast, and upon the trees of the field, and upon the fruit of the ground; and it shall burn, and shall not be quenched.
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Dating this statement by God to approx. 625BC gives a goddess called "queen of heaven" well before popes existed in any vatican. There is a particularly lame rationalisation from that quarter appended to the Douay-Rheims citation which I've included just to demonstrate that even according to their own false "bible" the papist errs. And because if the priest turns up it will be something he'll be familiar with.

Could be familiar with, but probably isn't. Anyway, it's there.

There is no "Queen" of Heaven. Goddesses masquerading as queens of heaven are in fact demons. When they seduce fools into worshipping them the idols sprout up (yet again) dressed in culturally specific clothes with a made up "history" such as the one made up by Pius XII or the various histories of Venus or Aphrodite or Astarte or Ishtar all of which are considered to be the same demon, as we know it to be, worshipped as the queen of heaven in the different cultures. Mary just seems to be the latest effort. Satan doesn't care what you call her, he just wants you to worship her. He pretends that she's a fertility idol.
Let's have a look at the second most recent image: Venus.
Note the similarity to "Mary" posted at the top of the page.
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Fertility goddesses are sometimes associated with snakes as was Eve. As we look back in time we see the idol changing slowly. Venus, as popularised by Botticelli is quite familiar and quite European looking. Aphrodite is a little older, much the same as Venus but the older versions take on Phœnecian or Babylonian characteristics but the sex obsession shared by all idolatrous wretches in this case does not change. Before people started carving idols this demon still existed, controlled by Satan just as he got Eve controlled, his first sex triumph and what better way to gloat over that particular episode than to have maniacs gawping at an Eve statue whether called Ishtar, Astarte, Aphrodite, Venus or Mary. Satan doesn't care what name the papist uses. And the odsession has remained consistent too. Has the priest turned up yet?
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Reincarnation? I thought only the boodists or hindoos (ie: darkies from India) believed in that crap!
Wow - I just googled "Mary Eve reincarnation" and up came a lot of stuff claiming not only that Mary was Eve reincarnated, but also that Jesus is Adam reincarnated! Where do these papists stop their blasphemy? I want to vomit.
If you're retching now wait 'til you've done an image search for Ashtaroth or Astarte or Ishtar and gotten bombed with freaks who think they're being Ashtaroth or Astarte or Ishtar as part of their neo-goddess cults. They're essentially the same but Ashtaroth majors in whore. Newage nitwits who think they're channelling Ashtaroth therefore make themselves that little bit more available to the possessing demon.
Their pictures reflect that. Idols for all of them are offered for sale. Since you're a mother yourself you will appreciate the need for vigilance, but otherwise it's best to stick to archæology sites.
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As I remember from uni days, the symbology of a snake (or serpent or dragon) under the feet, comes from Psalms 91:13
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Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.
in addition, as you rightly point out, to fertility, but then, generally about the body, rather than beneath the feet.
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Miss Lizalor, Where did you find that picture of the tacky sculpture? I can't find it on the web. It's hardly a great art work; more the sort of crude rubbish you'd find in a catlick parish church. I was wanting to zoom in on the snake. Does it have 2 heads?
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I would say that it is Isis, Egyptian false god that was mother of Horus. Papists are just worshiping the old Egyptian gods. The god mother myth, resurrection of Horus, everything is one to one with Catlic stories.

I bet the incest and fancying choir boys is also copied from Pharaohs.

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I'm thinking that's it's Mary, partially because of how she's dressed. If it was Eve, wouldn't she be wearing fig leaves instead of a dress/robe? I also don't see why Eve would be standing on the creature that made her eat the fruit.
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I think it is a trashy piece of tripe from some distant village where they have never been exposed to decent art... much like Freehold.

As far as Iconography goes there is no point in me explaining the basic history of fine art to you folks as it would be like teaching sentence structure to Sarah Palin. Suffice it to say that the intent of the 'artist', and I use that term loosely, is to engage the viewer and to that end the piece works with the tithe and tractor crowd.

Now if any of you budding art aficionados have questions about serious art, in particular our humble Vatican Collection, please feel free to embarrass yourself accordingly. I am more than happy to oblige.





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I would say that it is Isis, Egyptian false god that was mother of Horus. Papists are just worshiping the old Egyptian gods. The god mother myth, resurrection of Horus, everything is one to one with Catlic stories.
Isn't she the one with a blue robe, or whatever Egyptians wear, symbolising the sky holding a baby?
That would be the madonna and child I suppose, here's a statue:
However since all these abominations are several thousand years old, they must be a corruption of something pre-existing. Perhaps by tracing their origins back to ancient Babylon enables us to understand who BABYLON THE GREAT is but there really was an Eve so she could be the archetype for all of them.
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Revelation 17:3b-7a I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns. And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication: And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH. And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration. And the angel said unto me, Wherefore didst thou marvel? KJV

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a trashy piece of tripe ... much like Freehold ... tithe and tractor ... I am more than happy to oblige.
Idols are neither manufactured nor sold in Freehold. I'm not sure what a tithe and tractor is, from the context I'm guessing some sort of magnet attracting gold? If you say you have one at the vatican I might believe you but quite a lot of the lucre seems to stick to the corpses on display there.

Thank you for contributing to the discussion. We need some more votes for Eve so since you're in an obliging mood .. ..
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I think it is a trashy piece of tripe from some distant village where they have never been exposed to decent art... much like Freehold.

As far as Iconography goes there is no point in me explaining the basic history of fine art to you folks as it would be like teaching sentence structure to Sarah Palin. Suffice it to say that the intent of the 'artist', and I use that term loosely, is to engage the viewer and to that end the piece works with the tithe and tractor crowd.

Now if any of you budding art aficionados have questions about serious art, in particular our humble Vatican Collection, please feel free to embarrass yourself accordingly. I am more than happy to oblige.




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