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Old 01-27-2014, 10:35 PM
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I have to admit I am surprised by this. It never occurred to me Africans would be capable of thinking.

This seriously changed my view on Africans. Instead of being too stupid to choose Jesus, they are too evil to choose Jesus!

We need to put the full force of the American Armed Forces behind this and introduce the freedom to worship Jesus Christ to these Africans!
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They used to just shoot a lion or something and roast it and eat it. Thanks to Obama, all the jigs just want a handout.

You put the stud in bible study huh? Yet you still have not answered my post from previous! christianity is total b\s, it is a white supremacy garbage religion that was started by cave and mud dwelling euro trash that use to worship garden gnomes, elves, trolls, and all other types of bullshit! How all of the sudden did you capitalize on another nations deity, when you originally worshipped odin and thor?
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I am a Christian man. As such, I probably feed close to a hundred of these lazy jigaboos every day.
My mess halls opens at 4 AM and runs to 5 AM, every day but Sunday. There is a line of these 'people' before the door opens. At 5:30, the trucks go out to the fields and returns at 8 PM.
You'd think these creatures would have the common decency to go to the wash stall, clean up and go to the dinner I offer. Nope. The go right into line.
After eating their tray, some have had the audacity to get back in line to 'beg for more'. Fortunately, my son Ralph has a fool proof method of preventing these double dippers. He put a number on the inside of each blackies wrist. Now when they come through, their number is checked off the list.
Sometimes, I use a fire hose on the lot to cut the stench. Boo hoo if they had not eaten the food God provided. Ungrateful bastards.

Your not a so-called christian, your dumb wasp that is worshipping a sick incest committing homosexual image of a man named cesare borgia! If you was such a smart person you would know that jesus wasn't even his name, nor was he white! Also since you are so smart to use words like jigaboo, tell us with your superior intellect where the word Africa came from?
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Your not a so-called christian, your dumb wasp that is worshipping a sick incest committing homosexual image of a man named cesare borgia! If you was such a smart person you would know that jesus wasn't even his name, nor was he white! Also since you are so smart to use words like jigaboo, tell us with your superior intellect where the word Africa came from?
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Does anyone recall George Wallace, the former governor of Alabama?
He had the perfect solution the nigra question. He offered that all nigras be shipped back to Africa with a 30 day supply of food and each one would be provided with a gun. They would take care of themselves. Problem solved.

Mr. Wallace died in 1998.
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Does anyone recall George Wallace, the former governor of Alabama?
He had the perfect solution the nigra question. He offered that all nigras be shipped back to Africa with a 30 day supply of food and each one would be provided with a gun. They would take care of themselves. Problem solved.

Mr. Wallace died in 1998.
Brother Frayn, Governor George Wallace had a lot of good ideas but I don't recall him coming up with that one. If he said it, he wasn't the first to express that opinion as others did after the Civil War.

Keep in mind that Governor Wallace really can't be trusted as he was a Democrat.
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Yeah if me and my family were starving I'd get up and do something about it rather than staring at television cameras all day.
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I've also never understood their stupidity.

Stories of little Shanaynay walking 19 miles a day for water. Why not just move the village closer to the water source?
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Forgive my constant posts but I just realised. Third world hunger is obviously a lifestyle choice. They are happy to sit around all day to get on TV making out their starving. Also if they did move closer to the well then they wouldn't have a sob story and the money would stop coming in to pay for their drugs and prostitutes.
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Seriously, there's gotta be a way to make twigs, dirt and bugs taste good. Someone should send those Africans DVD's of the Food Network's TV shows to give them some ideas on how to be creative.


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Seriously, there's gotta be a way to make twigs, dirt and bugs taste good. Someone should send those Africans DVD's of the Food Network's TV shows to give them some ideas on how to be creative.


My Mexican cook seems to be able to make good food taste like twigs, dirt and bugs so I guess it works the other way too.
I'll send her.
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I would not be concerned about these 'hunger' claims.

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So after 6000 years of cultural development africans managed to do dishes in their lips. Give them an iphone and they put it in their ears.
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I just read something about Africa and it says that Zebras are horses in Africa. You might wonder why Africans carry their water over miles while they could just use the zebras to ride. I mean even the natives in America used horses why are the Africans are so good damn stupid?
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Watermelon must not be very filling.

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I did a very intensive prayer session today and sometimes I feel that my mind gets opened and I see solutions for different problems. And there is this problem in Africa that people seem to be hungry all the time. And I do think most of the problem is that they are hungry too much. Their mind is focued on beeing hungry. They should try to find other things in life then beeing hungry like doing a good prayer session. Sometimes I just eat a hamburger and after two hours I feel hungry! But then I say to myself that I am stronger then my hunger! I am in control of my mind and not the victim of my body.
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Third world hunger is obviously a lifestyle choice.

This lifestyle they have chosen needs to be addressed. I think sending them some first rate inspirational speakers would change all that.


Someone needs to buck them up with encouragement. They can be what they want to be. If they think about hunger all the time, that's what they become. If they think about being business executives, that's what they will become.
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Africa is full of animals. Antelopes, giraffes, zebras, camels, hippos, wildebeests, elephants, rhinos you name it. And an AK-47 can be found in almost every home. So why don't they get their lazy asses up and hunt? Why should any White person send food to a continent already surrounded by it?
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After praying for hours, it is clear to me that these colored folk's problem isn't lack of food, but lack of Jesus. I mean, how could they be starving for food when they steal so many pies from innocent white ladies' windows? Or eat so many watermelons and KFC? I say we send them a boatload of King James Bibles. I am sure no one will be hungry once they accept God into their hearts.
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