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Old 01-26-2014, 02:34 AM
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I am very, no extremely upset cause i noticed I ain't got no ham award up in my award stream or what ever you call that thing under my name. Please tell da man incharge please put a little ham icon up there because, well it makes sense
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Old 01-26-2014, 02:41 AM
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Mammy, I know you colored people like the pig. I have seen many Negroes at the grocery store where I shop, using their food stamp cards to buy every concieveable part of the pig.

I believe a pig medal would suit you.

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I thought you people only ate the guts and feet and such?

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It dont matter cause we colored folk jist bout invented Ham. Mights as well give me a token Menora too. Thank yous very much!
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