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Old 11-09-2013, 03:16 AM
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As I have said before you have taken the scripture you quote as totally out of context.
The "context defence" is a common tactic employed by liberal "Christians." Sometimes you don't need context to understand the meaning of a passage. If the Bible says Jesus would save His people from their sins (Mat 1:21), how can it possibly mean He would save everyone from their sins? If the Bible says no dwarf may approach God (Lev 21:20), how can it possibly mean a dwarf may approach God? Jesus Himself told us the saved would be precious few.

Mat 7:13-14 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
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Out of what context? The Bible? You know that there is Bible outside that one verse as well and you ignore it all.

You have shown that you do not believe in the Bible, you have shown that you do not believe in Jesus and you have shown that you do not believe that God is almighty. As if that would not have been enough, you started sexually harassing one of our members. You became obsessed about her.

We all get that you are not a Christian, but I still don't understand your act. It almost looks like you were some atheist pretending to be a Christian just to give us a bad name. I just don't understand why anyone would spend so much time and effort pretending to be Christian, like you do. Just to denigrate Christians. It's sad.

Why do you do it?



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How wrong you all are, I can give you the date and year that I became a Christian and asked Christ into my life, I can give you the date and year I was baptised, in accordance with his instruction, by immersion. You also know that I have NOT harrassed Midge sexually, you also know that my words were changed between my computer and this forum, and others have stated they have seen that too.

You also know that Midge has not been healed, and has not grown to the 5ft 8 she says she has. No one could have been prayed for more than me by my family and friends, and if it was God's will to heal me he would have done, so instead He has used me to further His kingdom, and to be a blessing amongst other people of restricted growth. Some of your colleagues on this site say it is a loving forum, I have not yet found any love, in any of your responses to other people, let alone myself. Initially when Midge first posted, all you did was ridicule her and call her names and tell her how wicked her parents were. Dwarfism is NOT caused by something her parents did, it is a genetic mutation, which can be passed on, but the chances of that depend on whether your partner is average height, or has the same condition, the higher the risk if your partner has the same condition. Nothing at all to do with sinning.
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How wrong you all are, I can give you the date and year that I became a Christian and asked Christ into my life, I can give you the date and year I was baptised, in accordance with his instruction, by immersion.
How do you define "Christian"? Do you keep all of God's laws in accordance with Jas 2:10?

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Then why haven't you been healed yet?

Jn 14:12 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me, the works that I do shall he do also; and greater works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Father.

Surely making someone grow several feet is not as great a feat as creating an entire woman from a rib.

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Dwarfism is NOT caused by something her parents did, it is a genetic mutation, which can be passed on, but the chances of that depend on whether your partner is average height, or has the same condition, the higher the risk if your partner has the same condition. Nothing at all to do with sinning.
But if dwarfism is no one's fault, why would God forbid dwarfs to come into His presence?
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Surely making someone grow several feet is not as great a feat as creating an entire woman from a rib.
Lilluput denies miracles occur. She is no better than any standard garden variety atheist. Millions believe Elijah was swept up to heaven, that Jonah was swallowed by a whale, that Jesus healed the sick, that he ROSE FROM THE GRAVE, and none of these are any less spectacular than giving pure Midge a few inches to make her normal and attractive.

But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. Hebrews 11:6.
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Midgets are UNWELCOME in church. Here is a funny video of church people making fun of midgets.



There are plenty more like it on youtube.
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Just wondered how some of the Elders on here explain Isaiah 53 v 4 & 5 in relation to the posts that have gone before on this subject. Would be pleased to hear your views if you would be kind enough to do so.
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Just wondered how some of the Elders on here explain Isaiah 53 v 4 & 5 in relation to the posts that have gone before on this subject. Would be pleased to hear your views if you would be kind enough to do so.
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You don't need an Elder to explain the Holy Bible, dear. The Holy Ghost will guide the sincere believer (1 Corinthians 2:12)

You ask about the following passage:

Surely he hath borne our griefs, and carried our sorrows: yet we did esteem him stricken, smitten of God, and afflicted.
But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed.
Isaiah 53:4-5


You assume the pronoun "we" used here includes all humanity. You assume this based on personal desires and faulty teaching. You will not find anything like this in this idea promoted in the actual Bible. If you would actually read the Holy Bible like we've been encouraging you all this time, you'll find this concept does not exist.

But when you read the Holy Bible, when you see it as one resource of Truth, you'll note that a component of redemption is our personal response to God. The principle that salvation is contingent upon circumcision, i.e., upon repentance. You can read this in Deuteronomy 30:6, "And the LORD thy God will circumcise thine heart, and the heart of thy seed, to love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul [This is the first table of the law of love, is it not?], that thou mayest live." Circumcision is the seal, or mark of genuineness. Without repentance, there is no salvation. Eternal life depends upon it. The circumcision of the heart, which purges the old sin by the removal of the foreskin of the heart, is necessary for eternal life. It points to the change of heart, that mark in the flesh, which is a change in one's walk of life and attitudes.

You have not undergone circumcision of the heart, dear. This much is painfully obvious - even to you - as you have to look up to people each and every day. You midgets have a lot to repent of, for you continually mock the LORD. Care you explain this little bit of blasphemy?




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Just wondered how some of the Elders on here explain Isaiah 53 v 4 & 5 in relation to the posts that have gone before on this subject. Would be pleased to hear your views if you would be kind enough to do so.
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My view is that verses don't stand by themselves. You need to read the entire Bible, not just pick a few words that might seem to support your position. As a matter of fact, verse 7 explains that you should stop whining and just accept what your dealt with, moreover, verse 10 clearly states that you suffer because God wants you to suffer, it even pleases Him to see you hurt and suffer.
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A famous midget tossing scene from The Wolf of Wall Street. I consider it a very pro-Christian movie because it glorifies wealth creation and as we all know God clearly loves rich people ....Genesis 26:12, Deuteronomy 8:18, Proverbs 3:10, Proverbs 3:27, Proverbs 22:9, John 21:6, 2 Corinthians 9:8, Proverbs 10:22, 3 John 1:2.

Watch this worthless midget being tossed around like a hot potato by Jordan Belfort (Leonardo di Caprio) and his money-loving pals. They have followed the perfect Christian example of altruism by:
  • Inviting the dwarf to attend their party (Luke 14:13) and
  • Giving it a chance to earn money by making it an object of public ridicule (Proverbs 19:17)



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It takes a lot of courage to stand alone, but it’s worth it. Being unapologetically YOU is worth it! Your real friends in life will reveal themselves slowly – they’re the ones who truly know you and love you just the same. Bottom line: Don’t change so people will like you; be yourself and the right people will love the real You!!...
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It takes a lot of courage to stand alone, but it’s worth it. Being unapologetically YOU is worth it! Your real friends in life will reveal themselves slowly – they’re the ones who truly know you and love you just the same. Bottom line: Don’t change so people will like you; be yourself and the right people will love the real You!!...❤

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Bravo Val! You did manage to copy & paste motivational Facebook claptrap onto our Godly forum. Well done you! Did you need both hands for that? No cramps in your little tiny sausage fingers?

How GREAT!

However, as much as we really really appreciate what you just achieved (again, well done, we are simply AMAZED that you were able to copy something! Awesome! Well done! etc.), we do prefer to discuss the Bible on this forum.

I suggest you do the same.

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Hello Val,

Greetings in Jesus Name. It's been a while since I've seen you, but perhaps I wasn't looking down far enough.

Did you ever find the faith in Christ that will rid you of midgetivity? I continue to pray for you, that you'll be a normal person, free from demons and unnatural lust for other women.

Perhaps you aren't tithing enough?

In Christ's Love,
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If you’re lucky enough to have something that makes you different from everybody else, don’t be ashamed and don’t change. Uniqueness is priceless. >snip< Bottom line: Don’t change so people will like you; be yourself and the right people will love the real You!!...
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Aint true. First off you be needin yo nose fixed. Aint nobody, not even no midget gonna mix wif you lookin like dat. Marc Chernoff is practically in da "where dem folks now" files cause like you nobody listens to him neither.

The only thing mattering round here is a husband an babies and by the looks of yo face none of dat gonna happen to you soon. Well, maybe if we gets some of them rare blind midgets that come round wif da circus on in a blue moon, you could git lucky......
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If you grow up there might be something meaningful in your posts.

Is the brain of midgets reduced in proportion to the body or is it accumulation of carbon dioxide down there?

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Aint true. First off you be needin yo nose fixed. Aint nobody, not even no midget gonna mix wif you lookin like dat. Marc Chernoff is practically in da "where dem folks now" files cause like you nobody listens to him neither.

The only thing mattering round here is a husband an babies and by the looks of yo face none of dat gonna happen to you soon. Well, maybe if we gets some of them rare blind midgets that come round wif da circus on in a blue moon, you could git lucky......
For your information Vavoline Johnson, I DID NOT put that picture on, that is supposed to be of me, it is nothing like me. When I mentioned it in previous posts, I was told I should not judge people by their looks. Quite a contradictory comment, especially now seeing your comments.
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Here is footage of a midget demon taking a beating.

More PROOF they are demons!

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