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Old 07-28-2007, 02:48 AM
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Oscar-winning documentary filmmaker Michael Moore announced that the Bush Administration has subpoenaed him in the wake of his recent trip to Cuba on the July 26 episode of NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno"

"I haven't even told my own family yet." Moore began, "I was just informed when I was back there with Jay that the Bush administration has now issued a subpoena for me."

The trip was part of his new film "Sicko" which tackles the question of affordable health care in the United States. Moore, who brought 9/11 rescue workers with him on his excursion, explains the reason for his trip, saying: "Took them to Guantanamo Bay because I heard the Al Qaeda Terrorists we have in the camps there, detained, are receiving free dental, medical, eye care, the whole deal, and our own 9/11 rescue workers can't get that in New York City."

In a continued effort to help the 9/11 rescue workers, Moore stated that on August 11, the Weinstein Company will be donating 11 percent of the box office receipts from "Sicko" to "help these workers and the other workers who need help," said Moore.

Also Moore told Leno on the show how his studio asked him to cut a certain segment out of his film. "I just tell the truth in our film. (Hillary Clinton) did something very courageous 14-years ago, saying all American's should be covered. She got beat up badly for it. Now she's the second-largest recipient of health care industry money in the U.S. Senate."

Moore continued: "In fact, I don't know if I should really talk about this on national television, but you know the head of the studio that's releasing this film…Harvey Weinstein is a big supporter of Hillary Clinton. For the months leading up to the release of the film, he kept calling me every day saying, 'I want you to take that scene out of the film, attacking Hillary.' I said, 'I'm no attacking her, I'm just telling the truth.'"

Moore explained, "I'm going to go after whoever is in power, doesn't matter if they are Democrat or Republican I'm going to try to be a voice for people that don't have a voice."
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This makes me so angry. He should be helping the TROOPS, who are laying down their lives every day to extinguish the Islamist threat, not a bunch of rag-tag commies whose moment of semi-glory came and went six years ago.

Who have these rescue workers killed for Jesus?
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Who have these rescue workers killed for Jesus?
Most of those fools only killed themselves when they came to the aid of the dykes and fags dying in those buildings.
Hardly an act that would impress sweet Jesus.
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So Zeke,can the rescue workers get the medical help they need in the USA then?
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So Zeke,can the rescue workers get the medical help they need in the USA then?
Through Jesus all things are possible. Anyone who lacks anything in this country has only themselves to blame. Spit on Christ and you get what's coming to you. Praise Jesus!
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This makes me so angry. He should be helping the TROOPS, who are laying down their lives every day to extinguish the Islamist threat, not a bunch of rag-tag commies whose moment of semi-glory came and went six years ago.

Who have these rescue workers killed for Jesus?
You sicken me.
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You sicken me.
You're a Jew. The smile on a newborn baby's face probably sickens you. You people don't even celebrate Christmas, for crying out loud!
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I agree with Sister Virginia Templeton. Our troops need more help than those ungrateful 9/11 rescue workers.

I see our troops up close every day, and I can tell you that our fighting men and women in harm's way think nothing of sacrificing their bodies and their lives to help protect America from terrorist attacks.

As for the 9/11 rescue workers, that was six years ago. What have you done for me lately?
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So they can't, then.

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Who literally can't afford to get sick.
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You're a Jew. The smile on a newborn baby's face probably sickens you. You people don't even celebrate Christmas, for crying out loud!
I'm not a jew.

Though you are right, I don't really like babies. I dunno why, I just don't find them cute like everyone else seems to.

And actually I do celebrate Christmas.
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Though you are right, I don't really like babies. I dunno why, I just don't find them cute like everyone else seems to.
I have to admit, I don't like children very much either. I never really had an opinion either way about kids until I came here to Iraq. They're always screaming and crying here-- "My mother had her head blown off, boo hoo!" and "My entire family was butchered in sectarian violence and now I'm an orphan with no place to go and no way to take care of myself alone in the world, sniff sniff sniff!" and "My father's face was blown off in a bloody mess right into my lap and I watched him drown gurgling on his own blood, wah wah!" It gets to be annoying.
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Default Re: WANTED BY THE DOF: Fat Pig Michael Moore

Mr. Moore probably doubled the GPD of Cuba with all the food and toilet paper he would have bought. Well, maybe not the toilet paper.

I was worried that Obama would allow trade with Cuba, but it seems to be off his radar. Good.

As an investor in Tobacco and Florida hotels I can assure you I have enough competition as it is. Haiti already supplies a perfectly flexiable workforce in the area, so what could Cuba be good for? Liberate Cuba, and our vital Cuban voting block in Floridia (large swing state) can go home. When it comes to cannibal carribean islands the status quo is fine by me!
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