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View Poll Results: Is Asexuality a Perversion?
Asexuality is okay according to the 1611 KJV 32 3.02%
Asexuality is a perversion akin to homosexuality and bestiality 1,027 96.98%
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People do that when they're stalling for time. It means she doesn't really know.

So much for public [include-everyone-even-animals-in-sex-education] education.
I think the primary reason atheists encourage interspecies relations is then they have even more opportunities for forced abortions.

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@0:35½ Did she say demisexual? What's that?

I've heard of a semiquaver, and a demisemiquaver. There is also a hemidemisemiquaver.

That suggests in the warped mind of the wretched asexual there must be hemidemisemisexuals as well (for demi- to be employed at all).

Imagine I'm tartan. I'd be conspicuous. Tartan-o-phobics would point and sneer; on trains people would sniff and sit elsewhere; cruise liners would not even sell me a ticket.

How would anyone detect an asexual in order to be acephobic? And what would the fear of aces be called? It's not all that uncommon when drawing trumps in bridge for example. Are they just making up words now?

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@0:35½ Did she say demisexual? What's that?...
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I think the primary reason atheists encourage interspecies relations is then they have even more opportunities for forced abortions.

I always assumed it was the feeling of bestiality...

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@0:35½ Did she say demisexual? What's that?
Apparently these perverts have their own wiki now -- just goes to show how rapidly the asexual agenda is advancing -- where I found the following definition.

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A demisexual is a person who does not experience sexual attraction unless they form a strong emotional connection with someone. It's more commonly seen in but by no means confined to romantic relationships. The term demisexual comes from the orientation being "halfway between" sexual and asexual.

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I've heard of a semiquaver, and a demisemiquaver. There is also a hemidemisemiquaver.

That suggests in the warped mind of the wretched asexual there must be hemidemisemisexuals as well (for demi- to be employed at all).
You're exactly right. The gays have their rainbow flag; the asexuals have their inverted triangle. The bottom tip is black but the color fades to grey in the middle and then white at the top.



This is supposed to represent the spectrum of human sexuality, from strong sex drive to no sex drive and everything in between. Demisexuals are in the middle, as are "grey asexuals" -- i.e., semisexuals, demisemisexuals and hemidemisemisexuals.

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  • do not normally experience sexual attraction, but do experience it sometimes
  • experience sexual attraction, but a low sex drive
  • experience sexual attraction and drive, but not strongly enough to want to act on them
  • people who can enjoy and desire sex, but only under very limited and specific circumstances
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I suppose asexuals imagine demiphobia, greyphobia, semiphobia, demisemiphobia and hemidemisemiphobia also exist.

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Imagine I'm tartan. I'd be conspicuous. Tartan-o-phobics would point and sneer; on trains people would sniff and sit elsewhere; cruise liners would not even sell me a ticket.

How would anyone detect an asexual in order to be acephobic? And what would the fear of aces be called? It's not all that uncommon when drawing trumps in bridge for example. Are they just making up words now?
Yes. I think it's a case of persecution mania. Most asexuals are "in the closet," as they say. The asexual is only conspicuous by his or her lack of a partner or spouse, although I suppose one day soon asexuals will also demand the right to marry and further undermine the sanctity of that most holy institution. It's hard to imagine what kind of persecution or discrimination asexuals could possibly face. Their parents might, quite rightly, shame them for not marrying and giving them grandchildren, but that's about it and that's not really a phobia, although these days phobia = criticism.

I think they are just making up words and changing the meaning to suit themselves.
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Oh. So they're late developers and too frightened to move out who sit around geeking verbosely on some sort of wiki.

I checked the link, sort of like reading a general anæsthetic. I gather that since you couldn't tell an asexual from visual cues alone they wear the triangle so that they can be identified and discriminated against.

It must be a demon.
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..the general anæsthetic kicking in

That thing Mr Pendergast posted, the triangle. Doesn't it look like a gin and liquorice absinthe cocktail? They're not bad actually. By using real juniper and orange zest gin uncertainty regarding strong drink is avoided and as we already know absinthe is a wine:
I Timothy 5:23 Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities. KJV
..fruitcakes wishing to engage with persons the opposite of sapient might be well advised to try a couple.
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..the general anæsthetic kicking in

That thing Mr Pendergast posted, the triangle. Doesn't it look like a gin and liquorice absinthe cocktail? They're not bad actually. By using real juniper and orange zest gin uncertainty regarding strong drink is avoided and as we already know absinthe is a wine:
Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities. KJV
..fruitcakes wishing to engage with persons the opposite of sapient might be well advised to try a couple.
...That's not what that orientation means... at all. Hetero[preference for the opposite sex]-sapioromantic [someone who views intelligence as the most romantically desirable quality, as opposed to sapiosexual] asexual [someone who has no sexual attraction to either gender].

Yeah... I'm gonna keep posting this, because I'm obessed with sex but don't know how to handle my feelings of guilt and shame and above all, arrousal.
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...That's not what that orientation means... at all. Hetero[preference for the opposite sex]-sapioromantic [someone who views intelligence as the most romantically desirable quality, as opposed to sapiosexual] asexual [someone who has no sexual attraction to either gender].

Yeah... I'm gonna keep posting this, because I'm obessed with sex but don't know how to handle my feelings of guilt and shame and above all, arrousal.

Oops, I misspelled arousal. I'm so retarded.
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...That's not what that orientation means... at all. Hetero[preference for the opposite sex]-sapioromantic [someone who views intelligence as the most romantically desirable quality, as opposed to sapiosexual] asexual [someone who has no sexual attraction to either gender].

Yeah... I'm gonna keep posting this, because I'm obessed with sex but don't know how to handle my feelings of guilt and shame and above all, arrousal.
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You do know children come to this site to learn about Jesus, don't you?

Now I have to explain you my youthful, clean limbed young Nephew about manseed, snowballing, cremepies and bukkaka

How am I supposed the manage that conversation?

Thanks and bunch

God bless.
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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Typical atheist.

Why can't you keep your mind out of the sewer?
A book of grammar might help too. As an example of how this "asexual" demon ruins everything just read this:

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...That's not what that orientation means... at all. Hetero[preference for the opposite sex]-sapioromantic [someone who views intelligence as the most romantically desirable quality, as opposed to sapiosexual] asexual [someone who has no sexual attraction to either gender].
I had not mentioned orientation but that's OK, it was in Mr Pendergast's post, then we get "Hetero" (with the hyphen in the wrong place). Confusion over appengages, such as hyphens, spreads like amœbas in an infected brain and the contamination becomes universal.

Hetero- is a prefix meaning different or other and is used in many combinations such as Heteroskedasticity (to pick a random example). When combined with a word like Sapioromantic it suggests romantic attraction to persons either more or less Sapient than oneself. Since no two persons are identical, Heterosapioromantic is a meaningless expression embracing the entire population of the world (other than oneself) as romantically desirable.

It is important for schoolchildren to understand these simple concepts so that they have an answer ready when teachers start in with the secularist agenda. One of the more insidious aspects of atheistic programming is to change the meaning of words. Gender is a characteristic of language, not of sexual reproduction. Languages having masculine or feminine nouns and adjectives are usually spoken while waving the arms around and since English speeakers do not do that gender is applied in a more general sort of way: a feminine dress for example, or a masculine cigar.
"He struck a masculine pose puffing his cigar outside Burgess's fish sauce shop, welcoming her in. Elegant in Dior that afternoon, she was the very picture of femininity adorned with fluttering chiffon and what a delightful couple they made."
Satan pounces. "Let's pervert their language," he ululates. "Just think about all the made-up genders we can foist upon them!" and foist he did. In his newspeak dictionary (the latest edition) there are genders within genders and whithersoever satan goes thither go the genders for the spirit of satan is in the genders and aren't there a terrible lot of them?

nutters imagining themselves to be trapped in a body of the wrong "gender"
.perverts wishing to couple with their own "gender"
..maniacs who have "gender reassignment" so that they can become homosexuals
...hermaphrodites
....wretches who graft on bits of the opposite sex so that they can invent a whole new "gender"
.....deluded asexual psychotics who just want to mock God's Plan for redemption
......goths (who knows what plumbing arrangements they've cooked up?)
.......zoophiles (yes, this is a "gender" too apparently)
........body mods such as horns under the scalp to look like a demon

and on and on and on. The Bible does not endorse any of those "alternatives" indeed The Bible is very clear. God explains:
GENESIS 2
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And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
23 And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

KJV .. context
God knew what would be going on in these, the last, days. The Bible is clear that such antics are shameful and that all those "genders" know their antics to be shameful. Therefore we know that they are ashamed. That is why they use the word PRIDE, prance around wearing incandescent underwear often with little lights flashing on and off advertising prices and most horrific of all, denying God. "The Bible does not mean what it says," they declaim. "It means what we say it means and we say it means nothing at all." But God both HEARS and SEES and soon Jesus will return to smite them all with death.
Then it's HELL FOREVER.


I know that amœbæ is the Latin plural, but I am writing in English and refering to a colony of the things, not to the taxonomic group
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Genesis 1:28

Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth. Asexuals don't do that, they just go on their merry way being unproductive and being more trouble than help to society. Case closed.
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Asexuality is a perversion and should be illegal, it is no different than homosexuality, beastiality and necrophelia. Most of them are probably just closet fags anyway.
Well, this comment illuminates the fact that you clearly don't understand asexuality at all. Comparing it (making it equivalent) with necrophilia is completely outrageous and irrelevant. Asexuality is feeling no desire or need to engage in sexual activity, necrophilia on the other hand is the engagement of sexual activity with dead corpses; maybe buying a dictionary and looking up the difference would be a genius idea because you blatantly had no clue that they are nothing alike. Besides, what's wrong with asexuality anyway?
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blah blah blah Besides, what's wrong with asexuality anyway?

Did you read the thread? The whole thread?

Maybe you should read the whole thread.

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