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Old 02-16-2014, 04:53 PM
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Oh, Lord, how long must we below suffer the BARBS of satan? Or the BARBIES of satan?

As a young girl, I was not permitted to own a Barbie since my father said the doll was distracting to his Christian experience. Instead, I owned other dolls, including ones Mother made for me with tasteful, Christian-like clothing. Mother taught me to pray with my dolls. Oh how I loved those days!

Now slut doll Barbie, named for satan's barbs, is on the cover of Sports Illustrated. This is but one more of the devil's attempts to lure young women to sin and perhaps even to become interested in sports instead of womanly pursuits.

Should we send our protests to Mattel? Pastor Zeke, have you ever seen the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated other than to lay hands on the women and pray for their salvation? Please offer us your advice. Sin is so pervasive and we must stand up for CHRIST in these Godless times. I think Landover should buy the magazine and begin featuring Christian modesty along with a change in focus. Running the race for God, climbing the mountains to reach Christ, and encouraging women to be women again.

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Old 02-16-2014, 06:59 PM
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I have never seen a copy of Sports Illustrated, Swimsuit edition at Pastor Zekes. Only 'Boys Life' and some sort of hunting magazine called 'Bears and Cubs'.
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I have never seen a copy of Sports Illustrated, Swimsuit edition at Pastor Zekes. Only 'Boys Life' and some sort of hunting magazine called 'Bears and Cubs'.
God is good, all the time.

Leave it to our beloved, handsome, brawny, spirit filled pastor to care about the youth of the church and furry, strong, powerful animals like bears and cubs. I wouldn't be surprised if he goes in search of the ways in which he can best minister to them. Happy bear hunting, Pastor! I hope you get a really big one!

But back to Barbie: how can we stop this insult to women everywhere?
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But back to Barbie: how can we stop this insult to women everywhere?
You know, it used to be, that Barbie was the symbol of everything that a True Christian™ woman should be: a pretty housewife, or at least a woman with female-appropriate jobs: a nurse, a secretary, a flight attendant... later things have changed, and now Barbie is represented taking over manly occupations. It is very, very sad.
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Barbies were always sluts, with their short skirts and :gasp: bikinis!!

I never touched one growing up, seeing them in the hands of other neighborhood girls. Barbies were always, in my eyes, Jezebels.

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Barbies were always sluts, with their short skirts and :gasp: bikinis!!

I never touched one growing up, seeing them in the hands of other neighborhood girls. Barbies were always, in my eyes, Jezebels.

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Not only that, if you pop off Barbie's head and slather the stump with grease, the little slut fits rather neatly inside one's rectum...or so I've been told...
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Barbies were always sluts, with their short skirts and :gasp: bikinis!!

I never touched one growing up, seeing them in the hands of other neighborhood girls. Barbies were always, in my eyes, Jezebels.

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Indeed, it was decades ago that young girls decided that Barbie was promiscuous.
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Now, Barbie is even the little plastic standard-bearer for feminazism:
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If she likes? I guess being girly is just one of many permissible lifestyle choices, and if a girl doesn't like being girly, it's perfectly okay to become a macho bulldagger homeress.
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Now, Barbie is even the little plastic standard-bearer for feminazism:If she likes? I guess being girly is just one of many permissible lifestyle choices, and if a girl doesn't like being girly, it's perfectly okay to become a macho bulldagger homeress.
What else is a girl supposed to be besides girly? It's ridiculous to think that a girl can be anything but girly.
Praise Jesus for girls who are feminine!
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It appears that Sports Illustrated, having reached the bottom of the barrel of sin, has decided to offend Jesus by promoting the scientific lie of "weightlessness" combined with pornography.

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