The Landover Baptist Church
Like us or burn

Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Landover Today! > Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women

Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women For the women of Landover to discuss recipes, shoes, makeup tips, or whatever it is you natter about. Ensure you have the proper permission from your husband or father before posting.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 03-08-2014, 09:00 PM
Naomi Ruth Lamb's Avatar
Naomi Ruth Lamb Naomi Ruth Lamb is offline
By Appointment to Hon. Mayor of Freehold, Purveyor of Moist Baked Goods
True Christian™

Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus Pro-Life Best Pie True Christian™ Cleanest Kitchen True Christian Lady Prayer Warrior True Christian Homemaker Most Obedient Best stoning bucket True Christian Beauty Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Early riser Proud Niglet Sponsorer In Love With Zeke Persecuted Real American™ The Lord’s Witness Wound TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion True Republican Christian Love Kirk Cameron Fan Club 

Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Apostle's Park Court, Freehold USA
Posts: 642
Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Mother's Fund Raiser for Missions in Watts

Sisters in Christ:

Mother is once again making Bible covers to raise funds for missionaries assigned to Watts and other areas of our country where uppity nigras have neglected God by perpetuating violence and nonsense (Bronx, Camden, NJ, and the ABC network).

These lovely covers look like tapestries and can be customized to your liking. Among Mother's best sellers:

The Last Supper
The Circumcision of Jesus
The Descending Dove
Jesus Transfiguration into Heaven

Your favorite Bible verse
Your favorite sports team (Great gift for Dad) "God Bless the Blackhawks"

Portrait of Jesus
Portrait of your pastor
Portrait of your pastor and Jesus shaking hands
Portrait of you, your pastor, and Jesus in a 3-way (handshake)

The price varies, based on the difficulty of the work. Mother says a three way costs at least $100 but it is sure to make someone jealous! I am not certain we should encourage someone to commit the sin of jealousy, however. Please place orders no later than April 15 if you plan to give it as a Mother's Day gift, and no later than the 15th of May for Dad's special day. You will love the way your Bible looks!

And don't forget: Mother also knits scarves, hats, sweaters, ties, martial-arts belts, and baby blankets.

ALL sales go to save an unrepentant nigra or someone affected by his violent ways. GLORY!
__________________
1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in Iowa, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Texas and soon near YOU!

Our pie is endorsed by Sister Daisy Mae Johnson!
Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 03-09-2014, 02:23 AM
KateSanders's Avatar
KateSanders KateSanders is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

In Love With Zeke 

Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Godly Usa
Posts: 66
KateSanders has bribed people to get these reputation points.KateSanders has bribed people to get these reputation points.KateSanders has bribed people to get these reputation points.KateSanders has bribed people to get these reputation points.KateSanders has bribed people to get these reputation points.KateSanders has bribed people to get these reputation points.KateSanders has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Mother's Fund Raiser for Missions in Watts

Wow these sound nifty, and it is such a good cause! Naomi will you please tell your mother that she can expect an order from me?
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 03-09-2014, 06:24 AM
Naomi Ruth Lamb's Avatar
Naomi Ruth Lamb Naomi Ruth Lamb is offline
By Appointment to Hon. Mayor of Freehold, Purveyor of Moist Baked Goods
True Christian™

Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus Pro-Life Best Pie True Christian™ Cleanest Kitchen True Christian Lady Prayer Warrior True Christian Homemaker Most Obedient Best stoning bucket True Christian Beauty Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Early riser Proud Niglet Sponsorer In Love With Zeke Persecuted Real American™ The Lord’s Witness Wound TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion True Republican Christian Love Kirk Cameron Fan Club 

Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Apostle's Park Court, Freehold USA
Posts: 642
Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Mother's Fund Raiser for Missions in Watts

Quote:
Originally Posted by KateSanders View Post
Wow these sound nifty, and it is such a good cause! Naomi will you please tell your mother that she can expect an order from me?
Oh, Sister Kate, she'll be so pleased! She's already received 17 orders thus far. Just let her know which one you'd like; I have sent you a private message with the phone number.

May I ask you a personal question? Is your waist measurement 10 or 12 inches? Mine used to be 14 but I am slimming down like you.
__________________
1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in Iowa, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Texas and soon near YOU!

Our pie is endorsed by Sister Daisy Mae Johnson!
Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 03-09-2014, 09:09 AM
Mother Of Seven's Avatar
Mother Of Seven Mother Of Seven is online now
True Christian™ with a quiverful
True Christian™

Quiverful True Christian™ Heaven Bound Friend of Jesus Hatchet Child Rearing Award Touched by Jesus Cleanest Kitchen Best stoning bucket True Christian Beauty One Year/1000 posts In Love With Zeke True Heterosexual™ TC Bravery 

Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: In the kitchen
Posts: 2,237
Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mother Of Seven will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Mother's Fund Raiser for Missions in Watts

Sister Naomi, Do you have any pics of ones she's done that you could email me?
__________________

Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 03-09-2014, 07:37 PM
Naomi Ruth Lamb's Avatar
Naomi Ruth Lamb Naomi Ruth Lamb is offline
By Appointment to Hon. Mayor of Freehold, Purveyor of Moist Baked Goods
True Christian™

Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus Pro-Life Best Pie True Christian™ Cleanest Kitchen True Christian Lady Prayer Warrior True Christian Homemaker Most Obedient Best stoning bucket True Christian Beauty Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Early riser Proud Niglet Sponsorer In Love With Zeke Persecuted Real American™ The Lord’s Witness Wound TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion True Republican Christian Love Kirk Cameron Fan Club 

Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Apostle's Park Court, Freehold USA
Posts: 642
Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Mother's Fund Raiser for Missions in Watts

Certainly, Sister Heather.

Mother is so excited that the ladies of Landover are going to help her outreach to the lesser races. We'll bring the unwashed tribes to the Lord and shout glory as they make their way to Heaven. Hallelujah!
__________________
1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in Iowa, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Texas and soon near YOU!

Our pie is endorsed by Sister Daisy Mae Johnson!
Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 03-10-2014, 08:46 PM
KateSanders's Avatar
KateSanders KateSanders is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

In Love With Zeke 

Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Godly Usa
Posts: 66
KateSanders has bribed people to get these reputation points.KateSanders has bribed people to get these reputation points.KateSanders has bribed people to get these reputation points.KateSanders has bribed people to get these reputation points.KateSanders has bribed people to get these reputation points.KateSanders has bribed people to get these reputation points.KateSanders has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Mother's Fund Raiser for Missions in Watts

Quote:
Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
Certainly, Sister Heather.

Mother is so excited that the ladies of Landover are going to help her outreach to the lesser races. We'll bring the unwashed tribes to the Lord and shout glory as they make their way to Heaven. Hallelujah!
12 inches dear. Also, what kind of role models would we be if we didn't reach out to the lesser races and challenge them to try an improve themselves. Just recently I was lecturing my Negra maid about christian morals, and she seemed interested. Although, it was also clear that most of it went right over her head... She is probably about as smart as a chimp, so its not surprising, but I do wish I was able to get through to her more easily. I hope your missionaries are more successful than I was.

Opps! Sorry about rambling, you know how we women can get. Anyways I am eagerly awaiting my purchase and I am glad my husband and I were able to support such a good cause! Glory!
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 03-15-2014, 09:01 PM
Naomi Ruth Lamb's Avatar
Naomi Ruth Lamb Naomi Ruth Lamb is offline
By Appointment to Hon. Mayor of Freehold, Purveyor of Moist Baked Goods
True Christian™

Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus Pro-Life Best Pie True Christian™ Cleanest Kitchen True Christian Lady Prayer Warrior True Christian Homemaker Most Obedient Best stoning bucket True Christian Beauty Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Early riser Proud Niglet Sponsorer In Love With Zeke Persecuted Real American™ The Lord’s Witness Wound TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion True Republican Christian Love Kirk Cameron Fan Club 

Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Apostle's Park Court, Freehold USA
Posts: 642
Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Naomi Ruth Lamb will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Mother's Fund Raiser for Missions in Watts

Sister Kate, I just know we're going to be lifelong friends.


I had mother measure me this morning and I am SO embarrassed that I've reached 13 1/2 inches. How will I ever find a husband?


Mother made your Bible cover a priority (at my request) so you should be receiving it this week. Won't you let me know if you like it? I want you to be completely satisfied and I'm willing to do ANYTHING to see you tingle with satisfaction, dear.


Would you ever consider working at one of the pie shops? You'd make a great face on Naomi's Moist Pie.


In Holy Sisterly Love,
NRL
__________________
1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in Iowa, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Texas and soon near YOU!

Our pie is endorsed by Sister Daisy Mae Johnson!
Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 03-18-2014, 04:38 PM
KateSanders's Avatar
KateSanders KateSanders is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

In Love With Zeke 

Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Godly Usa
Posts: 66
KateSanders has bribed people to get these reputation points.KateSanders has bribed people to get these reputation points.KateSanders has bribed people to get these reputation points.KateSanders has bribed people to get these reputation points.KateSanders has bribed people to get these reputation points.KateSanders has bribed people to get these reputation points.KateSanders has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Mother's Fund Raiser for Missions in Watts

Well I checked my porch this morning and there was my package! Its everything I had envisioned. Thank you so much for having your mother prioritize me.

Nothing would make me more happy then to be apart of your illustrious enterprise, but I fear that my pies would lower the quality of your shop. I make pies for my husband every Friday, and he never seems interested in them. Sometimes he won't even have a slice. I think the only explanation is that my pies don't taste good. I don't want to damage your stores reputation for having amazing pies with my lousy ones.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here

The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities. Landover Baptist Church makes reasonable efforts to include accurate and up to date information on this website, errors or omissions sometimes occur, therefore the information contained on here is provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or implied. Viewing, reading, or any other use of the information contained within this web site is purely the voluntary will of the viewer or user. You, 'the viewer' or 'user' shall not hold the publisher, owner, authors or other contributors of The Jesus Experience responsible for any incidents related directly or indirectly to the Experience. Landover Baptist Church, et. al., assumes no liability or responsibility for your actions.


All times are GMT. The time now is 12:27 PM.


Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1999, 2009 all rights reserved