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Old 03-09-2014, 10:24 PM
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Default My wife bought me one of those stupid little chocolate bunnies last year

I think she was feeling a little superior that she'd bought me an Easter present and I'd got her nothing (it's not about me or her, it's about Jesus). Anyway, I smashed it in her smug little face. She still ate it though.

What unwanted Easter presents have you received in the past, friends?
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