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Old 10-02-2013, 11:37 PM
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Exclamation STAND BY your fiancé, Girls!

I was watching a Lifetime made-for-TV-movie recently about "The Craigslist Killer", and was horrified by what passes for "normal behavior" in our secular society today!

In this stirring documentary, it shows how the Accused, one Philip Markoff (who never made a confession and was never found guilty in a court of law) killed himself in jail.

And WHY? Because his flighty fiancée broke off the engagement when he was merely taken into custody and detained for questioning!

I think this cowardly kind of impulsive breakup is an especially cruel act, because the man can't "fight back" to defend himself with the bars (or protective glass) between them.

It's all in the documentary...see the 01:20:30 mark for this outrageous scene! It is when the times are tough that we women have to stand by our Men! Especially when NOTHING'S BEEN PROVEN! The man said flat-out he was NOT The Craigslist Killer!!

Why's that so hard to understand??

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Old 03-11-2014, 10:39 AM
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I agree 100%. As I am engaged myself I cannot imagine a time in which I would abandon my fiancée at his most vulnerable. It is part of a wives duty not to just be subservient to our husbands but also agree and trust him fully. This means if such a situation was to happen to any of our husband's we would stand firm and beside our partner's not hurry of to the next man who comes along.

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I would go one step further.

Wives should not leave their husbands, either

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I am certain this slut is only using his situation as an excuse. She no doubt moved on to seducing other innocent men. She probably caused the unfounded rumors about his killing sprees herself to get him out of her way.
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I am certain this slut is only using his situation as an excuse. She no doubt moved on to seducing other innocent men. She probably caused the unfounded rumors about his killing sprees herself to get him out of her way.
This seems most likely to me. She is quite clearly not a True Christian™. I didn't watch the whole movie, but perhaps the moral of the story is that most women shouldn't be trusted? I would personally always stand by my husband, no matter what, and I find it quite distressing to see that some women find it acceptable to actually leave their husbands now... What is the world coming to?
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This breaks my heart. Day after day I cry about about the loss of my husband. Knowing there are ladies out there like this makes me angry. Leaving your husband should never be allowed. Then on top of that setting him up as cover for an excuse to run of with another woman. This makes me sick.

By the way what is this Craigslist is this a new recruitment tool for Satan?
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There, there, mon cherie!

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How far would a normal woman have to stoop to find your shoulder, dear?
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How far would a normal woman have to stoop to find your shoulder, dear?
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Not too far if she lets me sit on her lap!
I can assure you little creature you will never set on my lap, or anywhere near me. I can still give birth and I do not want to get infected by your deformity.
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I do not want to get infected by your deformity.
Don't be so hasty!

For the record, the last time I pitched a tent, my "deformity" tore out my inseam from the cuff to the zipper!

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Don't be so hasty!

For the record, the last time I pitched a tent, my "deformity" tore out my inseam from the cuff to the zipper!

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