Crimea Referendum Results
This just in:
90% of voters in Crimean referendum decided to join Russia. These are preliminary results, I would not be surprised if the final count reaches 110% or even 150% (a good Soviet tradition of udarniks). This surprising result (which obviously has nothing to do with Russian troops pointing their guns at everything that moves) brings back memories of commie times, when the one and only party would always have a surprising landslide victory.
Happy pro-Russian activists organized a celebration on the Lenin Square:
I can feel the fresh breeze of Cold War coming back!...
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
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