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Old 01-23-2014, 11:18 PM
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.. ..Some of these churches are welcoming bastards, and goths, and wiccans, and homersexuals, and people who have divorced and remarried, and people wearing mixed-fabric clothing, and any number of other abominations within their walls! They do not follow ALL of the Word of God!
I have a question about my appropriate clothing. If I am wearing linen, which is quite comfortable at this time of year, and it starts to rain (I will be busy outdoors over the next few days) is it OK to put on a wool raincoat?

The weatherproofing supplied is made from PVC. Should I remove my linen (100%) or cotton (also 100% as commanded by God) clothes before putting on the raincoat? Alternatively I could just wear PVC garments but I've found them to be rather hot (in the sun when it isn't raining).

http://biblehub.com/deuteronomy/22-11.htm
The NIV goes out of its way to add the word "woven" and since the PVC weather protection is all PVC and my cotton and linen stuff is all 100% cotton (or linen) can I get around God's Just Law somehow? Next I checked out the "original Latin"

http://biblehub.com/kjv-stu/deuteronomy/22.htm
I have some Jewish friends who seem well read in this subject and I asked them about that passage. They said that it only referred to a specific type of fabric but they all have brain daleks so I really should seek Pastoral advice or advice from the deaconess

Here is another source of confusion. Not only does the NIV add the word "woven" (which my friends said was not explicit in their language) but many other heretical translations too as follows:
.NIV ····· woven together
.NLT ····· woven together
.ESV ····· mixed together
.NASB ··· mixed
.KJV ····· divers sorts
.HCSB ··· clothes made of both wool and linen
.ISV ······ mixed
.NET ····· meshed
.GW® ··· woven
.Jubilee · mixture
.KJ2000 · different sorts
.AKJV ···· divers sorts
.ASV ····· mingled
.D-R ····· woven
.Darby ·· mixed material + woven
.RV ······ mingled
.WBT ···· divers sorts
.WEB ···· mixed stuff
.YLT ······ mixed

I know what "divers" means and it would seem that wearing a wool, or PVC, or nylon coat over cotton, or linen (or silk or rayon for that matter) DOES contravene God's Just Law.

What should I do?
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Old 01-23-2014, 11:33 PM
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The good pastors can help you on that, but until then do not risk hell.

How many women have ended in hell for the thrills of a mixed fibers lacy underwear?

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The good pastors can help you on that, but until then do not risk hell.

How many women have ended in hell for the thrills of a mixed fibers lacy underwear?

PRAISE THE LORD!
Underwear can send you to Hell? Sweet Zombie Jesus, we're all doomed...
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Underwear can send you to Hell? Sweet Zombie Jesus, we're all doomed...
Yep, all of you fabric mixers are doomed.

You can still repent, though. Maybe you could start by finding your way to the Introduction Forum and posting a proper introduction thread?
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Underwear can send you to Hell? Sweet Zombie Jesus, we're all doomed...
That is not what Mr Light posted.
It is not the garment but what it's made from.
Jesus made the world and everything in it John 1:3 context so obviously He knows everything about what is an abomination and what is not.

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DEUTERONOMY 22
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Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.

KJV .. look up . context
Satan has got his minions, whether they know it or not, running around in blended fabrics, polyester/cotton, wool/silk/linen, linen/cotton, cotton/hemp, rayon/lycra, vinyl & rubber spun together into the most dreadful garments you've ever seen; no Christian woman would ever wear a zentai suit. Not even a grey metallic one with fuchsia accessories and a sable gilet.

The reason is because zentai suits necessarily require at least two different fibres to stretch in all directions and fit properly, and in the case of metallic fabric there is obviously extra metal thread included. Not in accordance with Deuteronomy is it.

I hope that is helpful.
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