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Default Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work?

I saw a report today that stated the pilot and two of the crew were atheists and gays (Not that there's any difference, because you can't be one without the other).

I wept with holy joy when I saw this and knew The LORD was speaking to me directly through the report. I too was once a rancid gay atheist and God did this to illustrate his power to me.

Thank you LORD for sending me this beautiful message.
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