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Old 03-14-2014, 03:53 AM
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I'm willing to take my chances. Anytime is better than the vile that on these pages.
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The proof that HELL exists is apparent. The fact that rational human beings are forced to share the earth with radical right wing, hate mongering, extremist wack jobs like yourselves is truly living HELL.

I truly hope that your prayers all come true soon and your savior comes back to take you back home SOON!!!!
Hell is all too real, my friend. Satan's greatest lie is to convince us that hell doesn't exist.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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Old 03-14-2014, 04:08 AM
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I'm willing to take my chances. Anytime is better than the vile that on these pages.
Vile what?
There's something missing in your sentence. Oh, yeah, that would be the punch line.
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Old 03-14-2014, 05:25 AM
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Vile what?
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Definitely not any word missing. It was simply a typo... You can replace the V with a P.


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Old 03-14-2014, 06:23 PM
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Definitely not any word missing. It was simply a typo... You can replace the V with a P.


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Old 03-15-2014, 05:01 AM
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God is my only judge. NOT YOU. I believe in Gods love and Love God with all my heart.
I do not understand your point God is very clear on everything. We do not
interpret his words. We follow them. I do not know what false God you believe in, but we do not debate ours, and neither should you
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Old 03-17-2014, 03:43 AM
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You all are wrong in so many ways. this is not Gods love that your showing. God does not discriminate he loves us for us
Sorry friend. God's love is not unconditional. He hates a great deal of people.

Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
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james ur a fag
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Ahhh, the casual eloquence of the typical vapid vaper. Next time someone tells you this stuff doesn't rot your brain, remember this post.

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james ur a fag
And now, without using late bronze age mythology to justify your response, exactly what would be wrong with that?
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Alright, I'll take the plunge on this one.

I'm a vapor. Have been for about a year now. Used to smoke approx 40 cigarettes per day.

If there's some scripture I haven't picked up on or if I've transgressed any laws then i will take up the cigarettes again immediately!

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Hi Henry, I can only say that, if my initial post didn't convince you, you have to bear in mind that we Humble Christians (patent pending) should live according to the teachings of Christ, not according to the mumblings of pbusardo, Grimmgreen, or svoemesto.

We don't pull our posts, we thumb our Bibles. We don't think of coils unless they are mortal. We don't want Kayfun nor gay fun. We want our bodies to be Temples, not steam baths.

And The Landover Baptist Church never got any donations from atmomixani or innokin, you can trust me on this one.

I hope you will reconsider my friend.
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Hi Henry, I can only say that, if my initial post didn't convince you, you have to bear in mind that we Humble Christians (patent pending) should live according to the teachings of Christ, not according to the mumblings of pbusardo, Grimmgreen, or svoemesto.

We don't pull our posts, we thumb our Bibles. We don't think of coils unless they are mortal. We don't want Kayfun nor gay fun. We want our bodies to be Temples, not steam baths.

And The Landover Baptist Church never got any donations from atmomixani or innokin, you can trust me on this one.

I hope you will reconsider my friend.

I have re read your initial post and now I am filled with shame.

I will stamp on this satanic contraption and then head immediately to a tobacconist and purchase a pack of the LORDS finest.

Thank you JESUS. Again you have proven how weak man can be.
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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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first off im a christian and the things you guys are saying are discriminating and hateful and ya say what you want to say but in the end God is going to judge you guys. And yes God does not like homosexuals BECAUSE of the acts they are doing but GODloves each and everyone of us. personaly i really think you guys are brainwashed cause cigarettes are horrible for you and e cigs are so much beter for you like i vape and where exactly in the bible does it say that vaping is for people who are gay and that it turns them gay? you guy are going to have alot of explaining to do when you are put in front of God on your judgement day and i will too cause yes ive done things that i am ashamed of but i know hewill forgive me as i ask for forgiveness and im not perfect nor is any one perfect besides God himself. honestly vaping saved my life i can actually breath better and not coughing up a lung when im having a coughing fit from cigarettes. There is no where in the bible that says o ya go a head and smoke cigarettes and plus there is no where in the bible that says go a head and vape but i truly beleive God would prefer me to vape or anybody in that matter then to smoke cigarettes. you have nomright to discriminate at all God made us in his own image he loves you no matter what so i will be praying for you guys to have God change your hearts and minds and show you the true meaning of being a christian.
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the things you guys are saying are discriminating and hateful and ya say what you want to say
No. We say what the Bible says.

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Lev 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

Lev 26:30 And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.

Deut 32:19 And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters.

Ps 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

Ps 5:6 Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.

Ps 10:3 For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth.

Ps 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

Ps 53:5 There were they in great fear, where no fear was: for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee: thou hast put them to shame, because God hath despised them.

Ps 73:20 As a dream when one awaketh; so, O Lord, when thou awakest, thou shalt despise their image.

Ps 78:59 When God heard this, he was wroth, and greatly abhorred Israel:

Ps 106:40 Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people, insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance.

Prov 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Prov 22:14 The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein.

Lam 2:6 And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden: he hath destroyed his places of the assembly: the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion, and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest.

Hos 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.

Am 5:21 I hate, I despise your feast days, and I will not smell in your solemn assemblies.

Zec 11:8 Three shepherds also I cut off in one month; and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me.

Mal 1:3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

Rom 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

Rev 2:6; 15 But this thou hast, that thou hatest the deeds of the Nicolaitanes, which I also hate.


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you guy are going to have alot of explaining to do when you are put in front of God on your judgement day and i will too cause yes ive done things that i am ashamed of but i know hewill forgive me as i ask for forgiveness and im not perfect nor is any one perfect besides God himself.
Wrong! True Christians are perfect.

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Which Bible passage supports your statement?

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personaly i really think you guys are brainwashed cause cigarettes are horrible for you and e cigs are so much beter
Really Friend? Have you learned nothing at all from this thread? Do you think we just warn you for the heck of it.

WATCH THIS!

One of the vapor leaders, who calls himself IndoorSmokers, just came out of the closet and ADMITTED he worships the beast himself.

Yes, this person admits to loving drink, sex, drugs, rockenroll, magic tricks (Acts 8:9 But there was a certain man, called Simon, which beforetime in the same city used sorcery, and bewitched the people of Samaria, giving out that himself was some great one!) And now the devil himself!

Don't believe me? Have a look at this:

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The full video where he makes fun of us, and of all Upstanding Christians™, can be seen here. WARNING: MAY DAMAGE YOUR FAITH IF YOU ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH!



Note how most commenters/fellow vipers agree with him and thus worship Satan too! (as if we needed that to be proven )

So, it's fair to say that he will end up being vaporized by Satan himself, and sodomized with an E-Huge topped with a broken Aspire Nautilus by his minions, 24/7 (not Seven/22 )once his stay on this earth is over. And we will be sitting in Heaven, at Jesus' right hand , with a cold beer (REAL BEER, NOT THE WEED BREW THIS DEVILISH VAPER IS CONSUMING), watching him squirm in agony. PRAISE!
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Good job guys very christian of you. Let me share a passage from the bible: "As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions. One person believes he may eat anything, while the weak person eats only vegetables. Let not the one who eats despise the one who abstains, and let not the one who abstains pass judgment on the one who eats, for God has welcomed him. Who are you to pass judgment on the servant of another? It is before his own master that he stands or falls. And he will be upheld, for the Lord is able to make him stand. One person esteems one day as better than another, while another esteems all days alike. Each one should be fully convinced in his own mind." Romans 14:1-23. Labeling people as "enemies of god", saying people are damned, calling people "unsaved trash, arrogant atheist dick" are definitely what gods wants according to that passage above huh?(sarcasm). How about instead of judging vaping, damning people, and being rude to anyone who disagrees with you, you spend some more time in church and reading the bible? Seems like god would prefer that.
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Good job guys very christian of you. Let me share a passage from the bible: "As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions. One person believes he may eat anything, while the weak person eats only vegetables. Let not the one who eats despise the one who abstains, and let not the one who abstains pass judgment on the one who eats, for God has welcomed him. Who are you to pass judgment on the servant of another? It is before his own master that he stands or falls. And he will be upheld, for the Lord is able to make him stand. One person esteems one day as better than another, while another esteems all days alike. Each one should be fully convinced in his own mind." Romans 14:1-23. Labeling people as "enemies of god", saying people are damned, calling people "unsaved trash, arrogant atheist dick" are definitely what gods wants according to that passage above huh?(sarcasm). How about instead of judging vaping, damning people, and being rude to anyone who disagrees with you, you spend some more time in church and reading the bible? Seems like god would prefer that.
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Hmm your persistence to save me is amusing. What happened to do onto others as you would want them to do onto you? Perhaps I need another spanking.
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