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Old 03-20-2014, 07:28 PM
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Great churches are being destroyed right and left. You don't see many sermons like this now a days. One thing I will say about Fred Phelps is that even in his last years, he had the strength to stand up against sexual perversion.

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There will be no funeral. Having been dis-membered by his church, will he rest in pieces?
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Default Re: Fred Phelps is dead. Murdered? Assassinated?

Say! That feller is the spittin image of ol great-Grampa Festus, teh patriark of both sides of the family:

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Honestly, I can't help but think he was murdered by the homers. Why wouldn't they carry out Satan's wishes?
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It may be too early and a long shot, but how quickly can the Raise the Dead Team be mobilized?

I'm just not ready to let him go!!!!
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Honestly, I can't help but think he was murdered by the homers. Why wouldn't they carry out Satan's wishes?
I agree whole heartedly Brother Hold. I would stake my immortal soul, my current completely straight and not gay lifestyle choice, and all of my various Scientheistic degrees and citations the Brother Phelps was yet another victim of Big Sodomy. Their filthy, slippery tendrils reach and probe into every corner, crevice, and crack of our once great nation.

I am certain it will soon come to light that he was anally poisoned, as your homo assassins have a flair for the operatic. A cyanide suppository is likely what sent Brother Phelps to the right hand of Our Lord Jesus in such an untimely fashion, mark my words.
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I would just like to point out that the liberal media has yet again utterly failed us. I have scoured the Internets for any indication that my rather obvious theory that anal poisoning was the cause of death of our dear Brother Frederic. I have found nothing. We are on our own yet again Brothers and sisters. Such is the lot of True Christians™.
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I have a gut feeling that the black panthers got together, and lynched him.
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I think this may be a work of the Gay Mafia

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This man was a monster...he was truly the spawn of satan himself! Picketing funerals? How disrespectful. Against gays? What's his problem, what's all of you peoples problem? You really have no morals do you? It's amazing what people believe just because they are scared of what happens after life.
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This man was a monster...he was truly the spawn of satan himself! Picketing funerals? How disrespectful. Against gays? What's his problem, what's all of you peoples problem? You really have no morals do you? It's amazing what people believe just because they are scared of what happens after life.
Why would I be scared of worshiping Our Lord Jesus Christ for Eternity?



I do agree with you that Phelps was a monster for treating women equally.



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Oh grow up children! Stop making up your facts from an outdated book! Nobody knows 101% sure what happens after death. You make BELIEVE something that doesn't make it fact. I could believe that grass i actually purple. Does that make it a fact? No it doesn't. When will you people learn?
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This man was a monster...he was truly the spawn of satan himself!...
Who started off his professional life as a civil rights lawyer. In the South. In the 50s and 60s. If you have no idea what that means, watch "Mississippi Burning".

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Against who? The dead? Why? They're dead. They don't know what's going on at their funeral.

Funerals are not for the benefit of the dead, but for the living. And that's who he was talking to, by protesting.

Or are you one of those wingnuts who thinks they somehow have THE RIGHT to go through life without ever being disrespected or offended?

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Read a Bible, would you?

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Wait, what? Of course they have morals. Whether you agree with them is moot.

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Go look up "strawman fallacy", and don't do that again. You're just making your own case look weak (because you resort to fallacious arguments).
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Duh! Even little children know 100% is the maximum possible amount. So you just proved to the world that you cannot even do basic math.

We are 100% sure that 100% of the Holy Bible is correct!
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I know. I will go to Heaven and you will go to Hell. Cause it says so in the Bible.

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I could believe that grass i actually purple. Does that make it a fact? No it doesn't. When will you people learn?
If Jesus told me that grass was purple, then by God I'd believe Him. Why would He lie to me? Everything He says is a fact.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I love the man or woman that wrote the bible. The king or queen of trolling. And I don't know basic math? I was just trying to exaggerate my point. I have shown this thread to my entire AS RE class and they were in hysterics. Why would God leave his life telling or anything similar in a book? But if an understatement for a 'God'
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I love the man or woman that wrote the bible. The king or queen of trolling
The bible was written by over 45 contributors - all men! - but it was all the words of God and God is a man!

John 4:24 God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.

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Why would God leave his life telling or anything similar in a book? But if an understatement for a 'God'
Rom. 10:17 So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.
1Tim. 4:11These things command and teach

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Sooo it has all the words of 'God'? Why didn't he just write it himself? Considering he is so intelligent and all that malarky. You would think he wouldn't Need people to do it for him.
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