[Mary Etheldreda]

Well PRAISE THE LORD!

Friends, I have been made aware of one church that will stand up to the sin of autism, and offer help for families suffering with a child who has chosen this horrible lifestyle. The Genesis II Church of Health & Healing offers hope by the way of their miraculous solutions, including such clever things as

Bleach Enemas to cure autism!

The Miracle Mineral Solution (MMS) can include a “treatment” every two hours for 72 hours, “every possible weekend.” Archbishop James Humble writes of overcoming the “nausea barrier” to up the dosage. Interestingly, this therapy induces nausea and vomiting and fever and diarrhea, and that's a good thing!

Oh the LORD works in mysterious ways!

Parents are encouraged to make up a “baby bottle” of this miracle solution because that makes it easier for the child to trust the parent and drink that which makes him feel frighteningly horrible. Of course the child who disobeys and does not drink when commanded to ought to be disciplined appropriately. But of course, this is the problem with children who choose the autistic life - they refuse even to comply to the toughest of Tough Love practices.

The church doesn't focus on just autism, but all sin-related maladies. Further, this church has outreach programs throughout the world, offering workshops so people can treat these sin-related maladies through the grace of God after the church leaders pack up and leave.

Jim Humble explains: "When people leave here they really know how to use MMS for all things, skin diseases of all kinds, colon problems, how to regenerate the liver, how to treat brain cancers, how to treat babies and pregnant women, and how to treat animals from mice to elephants. You will be personally taking MMS while here, spraying your skin with powerful solutions of MMS (but won’t hurt you), spraying others’ skin and hair. You will learn to use sprays, baths, IV solutions, MMS gas, soak the feet, and most importantly, the new protocols that in the country of Malawi have cured more than 800 people of HIV plus 40 cancer cases, 50 of feet and leg numbness, 3 heart disease cases, 13 diabetes cases, and many other diseases and problems."

Through their ministry, Humble has successfully treat AIDS, hepatitis A,B and C, malaria, herpes, TB, most cancer and many more of mankind’s worse diseases. 5,000,000 people have used MMS and that “hundreds of thousands” of lives have been saved. Additionally, Humble bestows the LORD's Blessings on poor people in Third World!

Oh I am so excited to see the Work of the LORD done in faith and love! How wonderful that children can be freed from the bondage of sin and instead learn to be bound to Christ! And of course, the most wonderful part of this is how many SOULS are being saved!

You can read more about it HERE (warning: this is a pro-autism/sin site, so only those strong in the faith should proceed).

[Mary Thompson]

Amen! This very much works. I was baby sitting the other day and some Heathens left an autistic child in my care. After telling me he had autism they left. Let me just say after screaming in Glory! And having tears in his eyes about the sins he had committed, he acted normal the entire time. I haven't heard back from his parents, so it must have been effective!

[WWJDnow]

PRAISE!!! Christ and Clorox make a powerful team.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I wonder if it would be just as good if you made them drink the bleach.

I have always thought that enemas promote sodomy, although I turned out okay, so...

[Levi Jones]

I love my MMS and lemon juice combination. It tastes just like the Lemon Pledge I would drink as a child. Chlorine dioxide I am pretty sure is a vitamin, right?

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

PRAISE!!! Christ and Clorox make a powerful team.

Amen! Christ to cleanse the soul, bleach to cleanse the hole...say goodbye to unseemly autism and associated gayness forever! Sounds like it could have marketing potential...

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

Amen! Christ to cleanse the soul, bleach to cleanse the hole...say goodbye to unseemly autism and associated gayness forever! Sounds like it could have marketing potential...

Most folks don't know of the deep connection between the bowels and our souls. Luckily, those of us who read the Bible do know:

Behold, O Lord; for I am in distress: my bowels are troubled; mine heart is turned within me; for I have grievously rebelled.... Lamentations 1:20

[DemonThinker96]

Autism isn't a choice, it's a brain difference. You don't "choose" to be autistic, my cousin is severly autistic, and I'm sure he would want to get rid of his autism if he could. They can't help the way they act

[Alvin Moss]

I would like to add that two quarts of apple juice, consumed and quickly excreted about three hours prior to the enema will increase it's effectiveness five fold.

And the fellow above- Autistic is a Latin slang term for Englishman. Don't make things worse than they are.

[A Follower]

Originally Posted by DemonThinker96

Autism isn't a choice, it's a brain difference. You don't "choose" to be autistic, my cousin is severly autistic, and I'm sure he would want to get rid of his autism if he could. They can't help the way they act

It's good to hear you don't believe in any of that psychiatry nonsense, as you have rightly decided, all their medicines and therapies to cure brain diseases and malfunctions don't work.

However, this therapy is different, it is not based on secular science, it is based on the eternal truth of the Bible. If you could convince your retard cousin to become Christian, he really does have a hope of being cured!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by DemonThinker96

Autism isn't a choice, it's a brain difference. You don't "choose" to be autistic, my cousin is severly autistic, and I'm sure he would want to get rid of his autism if he could. They can't help the way they act

You might want to give a copy of this book to your cousin's keepers or attendants. Apparently there are ways of getting retardeds to acept Christ, but personally I've never seen it.

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

You might want to give a copy of this book to your cousin's keepers or attendants. Apparently there are ways of getting retardeds to acept Christ, but personally I've never seen it.

Its rare...but I have had the honor of quickening the senses of several dullards through rigorous application of the scourge. Its amazing how quickly they begin memorizing chapter & verse with such tutelage as prescribed by Jesus in Proverbs 26:3.

Maybe a polytherapy of alternating chlorine bowel irrigations with severe beatings might be the key to bringing retards closer to Christ?

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by DemonThinker96

Autism isn't a choice, it's a brain difference. You don't "choose" to be autistic

The flu isn't a choice either. But there is a cure for both now, so there is no excuse for having either. So stop whining and start pumping that bleach into your behind! Don't forget to pray so you can feel fulfilled both physically and spiritually.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Well PRAISE THE LORD!

Friends, I have been made aware of one church that will stand up to the sin of autism, and offer help for families suffering with a child who has chosen this horrible lifestyle. The Genesis II Church of Health & Healing offers hope by the way of their miraculous solutions, including such clever things as

Bleach Enemas to cure autism!

The Miracle Mineral Solution (MMS) can include a “treatment” every two hours for 72 hours, “every possible weekend.” Archbishop James Humble writes of overcoming the “nausea barrier” to up the dosage. Interestingly, this therapy induces nausea and vomiting and fever and diarrhea, and that's a good thing!

I think the message here is that God has provided us with all the cures for the illnesses and life-style choices that Satan inflicts upon us.

As a Biblical Scientist myself, I must write to the Archbishop and ask him how God led him to find the hidden cure of inserting bleach into the anus of an autistic. I wonder how may other things he pushed up before the revelation was granted to him.

God does indeed work in a mysterious way. Praise!

[MookSerpent]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I wonder if it would be just as good if you made them drink the bleach.

I have always thought that enemas promote sodomy, although I turned out okay, so...

I don't know who thought this was a good idea. Autism is a neurological abnormality that lessens social skills, but increases intelligence in other areas. Bleach will do nothing except harm, as heavy basic compounds such as bleach destroy molecular bonds in organic substances, causing severe damage. Bleach in the digestive tract is especially dangerous, as it will react with the acid in the stomach. If that reaction isn't fatal, the bleach will still neutralize the acid, inhibiting digestion and causing the stomach and intestines to fill up with rotting food. Personally, I would stick with good old-fashion prayer, as God's power is always more effective than any earthly substance.

[MookSerpent]

Originally Posted by Levi Jones

I love my MMS and lemon juice combination. It tastes just like the Lemon Pledge I would drink as a child. Chlorine dioxide I am pretty sure is a vitamin, right?

Chlorine dioxide?!?! Vitamin?! Let's just say that I hope your will is in order. Btw, how do you even get the two to mix? Lemon juice is acidic, and wouldn't mix very well with an base like bleach. Does it fizz a lot when you mix it? Mixing in an acid actually dulls the effects (bleach is such a powerful due to it's highly basic nature), so it's probably not working very well. Try mixing it with milk, as it is also basic and shouldn't mess up the MMS.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by MeekSerpent

Chlorine dioxide?!?! Vitamin?! Let's just say that I hope your will is in order. Btw, how do you even get the two to mix? Lemon juice is acidic, and wouldn't mix very well with an base like bleach. Does it fizz a lot when you mix it? Mixing in an acid actually dulls the effects (bleach is such a powerful due to it's highly basic nature), so it's probably not working very well. Try mixing it with milk, as it is also basic and shouldn't mess up the MMS.

And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
Mark 16:17-18

[MookSerpent]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

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And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
Mark 16:17-18

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Yes, however I do not think it is safe to assume that we should DELIBERATELY drink poisonous fluids. I've always interpreted that verse to mean that God will protect us in situations that were beyond our control. A prime example is the apostle Paul, who was bitten by a serpent yet lived. He didn't make the snake bite him, it had been hiding in the wood and attacked him when it was disturbed.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by MeekSerpent

Yes, however I do not think it is safe to assume that we should DELIBERATELY drink poisonous fluids. I've always interpreted that verse to mean that God will protect us in situations that were beyond our control. A prime example is the apostle Paul, who was bitten by a serpent yet lived. He didn't make the snake bite him, it had been hiding in the wood and attacked him when it was disturbed.

Do you think Pastor Levi only trusts God's Word to be accurate when situations are out of his control?

[MookSerpent]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Do you think Pastor Levi only trusts God's Word to be accurate when situations are out of his control?

You are confusing accuracy with interpretation, as well as over-inclusiveness (I am referring to a specific verse, not the whole of the Bible). Please re-read my previous post carefully; I explained the interpretation there.