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Old 04-29-2014, 09:09 PM
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Since all of you seem to enjoy Freud and Jung so much, might I point out that they said that men who objectified women as nothing but possessions were closet pansies? Just saying. Now this is food for thought
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Since all of you seem to enjoy Freud and Jung so much, might I point out that they said that men who objectified women as nothing but possessions were closet pansies? Just saying. Now this is food for thought
What the hell kind of joke was that?
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What the hell kind of joke was that?
Lol pastor. Er... Not very quick are we??? Lemme break it down for you. This........ is...... not....... a...... joke..... Did you get it Pastor?!
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Lol pastor. Er... Not very quick are we??? Lemme break it down for you. This........ is...... not....... a...... joke..... Did you get it Pastor?!
Thats not a very funny joke, either.

If you need some material, you should study this guy's act, he's a laugh riot:

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Old 04-30-2014, 08:03 AM
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Since all of you seem to enjoy Freud and Jung so much, might I point out that they said that men who objectified women as nothing but possessions were closet pansies? Just saying. Now this is food for thought
So, what is it - no doubt you are regurgitating something you picked up in graduate school. Let's face it, Freud (and to a lesser extent his sometimes companion Jung) were taking cocaine as well as prescribing it to their patients. How else could Freud come up with such theories as tallywhacker envy, and when it came to women all he could say to summarize 30 years of study was "Was will das Weib?". And then there was that bit about the cigar - which no one can seem to find any evidence of him having said it.
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So, what is it - no doubt you are regurgitating something you picked up in graduate school. Let's face it, Freud (and to a lesser extent his sometimes companion Jung) were taking cocaine as well as prescribing it to their patients. How else could Freud come up with such theories as tallywhacker envy, and when it came to women all he could say to summarize 30 years of study was "Was will das Weib?". And then there was that bit about the cigar - which no one can seem to find any evidence of him having said it.
Oh yea (Sir)?? Funny how many members of this church use him to justify their vile actions.

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Oh yea (Sir)?? Funny how many members of this church use him to justify their vile actions.
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Who exactly uses that imbicile Freud to justify their actions?

The only justification I need is the Bible(KJV1611).

Psalm 33:11 The counsel of the LORD standeth for ever, the thoughts of his heart to all generations.

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Thats not a very funny joke, either.

If you need some material, you should study this guy's act, he's a laugh riot:

Heard of Russell Brand??? Had a good word with the folks of westboro a while back. Now he knows humor, You got to learn from him man.
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Heard of Russell Brand??? Had a good word with the folks of westboro a while back. Now he knows humor, You got to learn from him man.
Yo rolledup, get a clue here - this is a thread where we celebrate our manliness and manhood that our Creator endowed us with by having a few laughs with Jesus. It's a time to share a special joy with Jesus and to kick back and enjoy Salvation®.

So far son you're about as welcome as Obama at a KKK rally, not to mention you've been putting a damper on the Holy Spirit around here - and no, this is not the place to talk about Freud, or for that matter Dadaism.
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