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Mary worshipping Cathylics 1,645 6.48%
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus) 2,536 9.99%
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos 868 3.42%
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion 1,567 6.17%
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers 5,186 20.42%
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs 2,847 11.21%
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own. 4,538 17.87%
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats 1,204 4.74%
Self Proclaimed Psychologists 260 1.02%
Peak Oil / Emo Economics 236 0.93%
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah) 1,771 6.97%
Spaghetti-worshiping fools 1,908 7.51%
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists. 824 3.25%
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists 1 0.00%
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Riiiight, because inside investigation is always correct, therefore independent investigation must be false.

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Actually, his superiors were trying to find something false about him but they couldn't.
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No no no. You've got it all wrong. We do believe she died, but when she died her body and soul was lifted up into heaven.
Interestingly, your priests are silent on this matter. I say she didn't. You say she did. The catechism says only, "Finally the Immaculate Virgin, preserved free from all stain of original sin, when the course of her earthly life was finished, was taken up body and soul into heavenly glory, and exalted by the Lord as Queen over all things....(966).

Whoever wrote this GooseBumps worthy account suggests the Apostles were poofed back to life in Israel when Mary was ready to die. And then Christ Himself descended upon them, with a multitude of angels, and took her soul Himself. That this account is diametrically opposed to the Biblical prophesy of Christ's second coming (Matthew 24:30; Titus 2:13; Revelation 19:11–16) clearly moves no Catholic theologian to conceive the fact that this foolish tale should never have been the foundation of the dogma of the Assumption.

Oh, and by the way, the story says that "all who were there present fell on their faces, as the apostles fell when Christ transfigured Himself before them on Mount Thabor, and for a whole hour and a half no one was able to rise. But when the light went away, and at the same time with the light itself, the soul of the blessed virgin Mary was taken up into heaven with psalms, and hymns, and songs of songs. And as the cloud went up the whole earth shook, and in one moment all the inhabitants of Jerusalem openly saw the departure of St. Mary."

The lack of all corroboration from any inhabitant of Jerusalem clearly bothers no Catholic theologian as well. They are so used to making things up it doesn't even cross their minds to ponder how goofy it sounds. She never died; yes she did. Her body was taken by Christ; no, her dead body, wrapped in linen floated up through the tomb and into the sky and beyond. Hey, let's throw in Pegasus and Link, too!

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Explain what point you're trying to prove to me.
Well, Catlicks are known to lie to serve their own ends so any internal investigation done by them will naturally just be yet another papist lie perpetuated by false priests.

Unless their investigation was done by the scripture of God's Word (KJV1611), then their lies are worth less then the toilet paper they print their false bibles on which have been added to despite scripture telling them not to.

1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

We don't believe in the word of false priests here, only the Word which has been inspired (but not interpreted!) by God.
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Well, Catlicks are known to lie to serve their own ends so any internal investigation done by them will naturally just be yet another papist lie perpetuated by false priests.

Unless their investigation was done by the scripture of God's Word (KJV1611), then their lies are worth less then the toilet paper they print their false bibles on which have been added to despite scripture telling them not to.

1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

We don't believe in the word of false priests here, only the Word which has been inspired (but not interpreted!) by God.
You're completely misinterpreted the Catholic Church. The KGB got a bunch of fake priests to go and try to ruin the Catholic Church by telling lies, etc.
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You're completely misinterpreted the Catholic Church. The KGB got a bunch of fake priests to go and try to ruin the Catholic Church by telling lies, etc.
The Catholic "Church" has been ruined for a lot longer than the 1950's! It was ruined from the moment they started worshiping Mary and other false idols (because apparently 1 Corinthians 10:14 means nothing to them) and was even further ruined when they added the deuterocanonical books (because, once again, scripture means little to them Revelation 22:18).

You don't have to tell us lies about the KGB, papist turd. You're the ones who ruined your own religion.
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The Catholic "Church" has been ruined for a lot longer than the 1950's! It was ruined from the moment they started worshiping Mary and other false idols (because apparently 1 Corinthians 10:14 means nothing to them) and was even further ruined when they added the deuterocanonical books (because, once again, scripture means little to them Revelation 22:18).

You don't have to tell us lies about the KGB, papist turd. You're the ones who ruined your own religion.
Lol!! You crack me up. We don't worship Mary first of all.
We honor and respect her because she is the Mother of God.
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You're completely misinterpreted the Catholic Church. The KGB got a bunch of fake priests to go and try to ruin the Catholic Church by telling lies, etc.
Are the KGB agents also raping boys, and the priests are the innocent victims, too?



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Lol!! You crack me up. We don't worship Mary first of all.
We honor and respect her because she is the Mother of God.
Wrong, as I proved to you already in this post.

You sound like a broken record, sweetie.
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Are the KGB agents also raping boys, and the priests are the innocent victims, too?





Wrong, as I proved to you already in this post.

You sound like a broken record, sweetie.
Lol. You all are misunderstanding everything, but I wish you the best.
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Lol. You all are misunderstanding everything, but I wish you the best.
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Yes, we are all wrong and you are a lone beacon of truth and honesty.

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Not me, my faith.
Which you've been shown, repeatedly, has so little to do with actual Christianity (ie. the Bible) that it's undeserving of the name. So where is the honesty?
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Which you've been shown, repeatedly, has so little to do with actual Christianity (ie. the Bible) that it's undeserving of the name. So where is the honesty?
I believe Catholics are the True Christians. We aren't like any of these judgemental Baptist Christians.
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I believe Catholics are the True Christians. We aren't like any of these judgemental Baptist Christians.
So the people who DON'T do what Jesus told them to are the "real" Christians. Seems legit.
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If anyone still thinks that the Church of England is mostly harmless, just take a look at what this shameless vicar's wife has written in a national newspaper.

What I'm really thinking: the vicar's wife.

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Inside I'm seething, and wish I could tell everyone to eff off, from the sniping parishioners to the controlling bishops.


Really? How surprising - I'm sure they speak very highly of her! You'll notice this cowardly, disobedient wife writes anonymously.

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My husband is becoming bitter and demoralised.
Is it any wonder, with a wife like this? I don't usually have any sympathy for CofE vicars, with their tambourines and their fluffy-bunny-Jesus-loves-you nonsense. But in this case I feel just a tiny bit sorry for him. Ephesians 5:22 is clearly not followed in that household.

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Tricky! Islam is a Lie! Buddha is a Fat Satanist! Scientologists are Freaks! Jews killed Jesus! Catholics rape Boys (when they should rape girls, see Numbers 31:17-18, KJV, 1611)! Hare Krishnas and Jehosafats are, of course, annoying! Pastafarians are just... unholy and don't get me started on those Goths! However, Obama, as a Communist, a Muslim, a Nazi AND an Atheist (Atheism, also being a religion) is the worst of all and that is the reason I vote Obamaism! Here's a little cartoon thingamajig of us, white christians, chasing after that phony, Obama!



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Spaghetti worshipping fools? What is that supposed to mean?
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Spaghetti worshipping fools? What is that supposed to mean?
My dear, it simply means that you need an education. This shows the benefits of homeschooling that you do not have.

In addition, read the Bible. Search the forums, try to find out information by yourself. The True Christians should be able to concentrate on worship and not nincompoop questions.

Hint: volatile ogre of Italianic pasta.

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The worst false religion is that Flying Spaghetti Monster nonsense.

Scientology's a close second, I guess.
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