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Old 05-04-2014, 02:21 PM
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Dear Ladies of Landover, I know Father's Day is a month away, but I saw an ad for the perfect gift and had to share. Perfect gift and perfect ad.
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Dear Ladies of Landover, I know Father's Day is a month away, but I saw an ad for the perfect gift and had to share. Perfect gift and perfect ad.
Wow that is a great gift. I think a child could make a picture of how they will obey their father. Or the child could do everything the father usually does as well as their own chores and cook for their father with a fancy gift. That's just the minimum, but it's a great gift idea Bethany.
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Or the child could do everything the father usually does
No! Only my husband does that!
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No! Only my husband does that!
I meant their dad, not God, if that's what you're implying. These were just some ideas, I apologize for my mistake.
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A Van Huesen shirt would be a good Father's Day gift too!
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Dear Ladies,

I dare confess a mild problem of body odor... That's why I'll be hoping for this product (as always). I recommend it for your husbands, too!



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My family and my husband's live in Kentucky. So shh... I got my father a grill guard for his pickup. Just in case he hits a deer or some turkey.
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I went ahead and bought myself a handheld 13 amp grinder. I need to get access to a padlocked crawlspace underneath a house full of lesbonese my wife is infiltrating.

They plan on showing my wife something called a muff buffer. I don't know what kind of floors they have, but hopefully it will great on my hardwood too.
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A cudgel would be nice. They are sort of hard to find in the stores, but they are available on the interweb.
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If they're good enough for the greatest human being who ever lived except for Jesus, then they're good enough for dad!


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What active Christian man wouldn't want a pair of these?

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