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Old 04-30-2014, 03:01 PM
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That was very hurtful to me
It hurts you that I'm praying for ya, sweetie?

Are you possessed by a demon or something?
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Old 04-30-2014, 03:05 PM
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No, I love you for praying for me

But calling me unsaved trash was very hurtful
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Old 04-30-2014, 03:15 PM
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But calling me unsaved trash was very hurtful
Well, you are. You are an atheist, and as Sister Basilissa mentioned, we don't mingle with the unsaved;

Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.

2 Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

However, we are tasked with trying to save you;

Mark 16:15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

Romans 10:14 How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher?

Matthew 28:19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:
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Old 04-30-2014, 03:23 PM
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Well, you are. You are an atheist, and as Sister Basilissa mentioned, we don't mingle with the unsaved;

Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.

2 Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

However, we are tasked with trying to save you;

Mark 16:15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

Romans 10:14 How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher?

Matthew 28:19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:
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What the >>>obscenity removed<<< is your problem? I >>>obscenity removed<<< on your God!
Do you mean that you lied when you said this:

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I am an Atheist who wants to seek salvation from our Lord Jesus Christ, and I want you all to help me

I am sick of my Atheistism, please I am in need of help!

I have had sex with a minor before in my life, and I want to know if Jesus Christ will ever forgive me for this


I'm speechless. Just speechless.
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I thank GOD that I was not here to see that gay porn. I wonder why people come here with their scam!?
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The people in Denmark are all very godless sinners. Anyway, the way they are fishing looks fun.

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The people in Denmark are all very godless sinners. Anyway, the way they are fishing looks fun.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d03_1322860142


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Thats in the Faroe Islands and we also have a section on why God hates them too

But their fishing is not one of the reasons.

Genesis 1:26
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

Fishing was the only thing I ever enjoyed doing their on my last Landover Baptist mission to those Godless islands, and oh boy those fishes are big! They are bigger than any other fish you catched before, PRAISE JESUS!
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Old 05-17-2014, 11:39 AM
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Thats in the Faroe Islands and we also have a section on why God hates them too
Sorry, my mistake. I thought this is Denmark because there is Danish flag in the first boat, the one The Most Honourable Cranky old Man presents in the beginning of this thread.
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Sorry, my mistake. I thought this is Denmark because there is Danish flag in the first boat, the one The Most Honourable Cranky old Man presents in the beginning of this thread.
If I'm not wrong all these Swiss countries are somehow all a part of Sweden though in one way or another.
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If I'm not wrong all these Swiss countries are somehow all a part of Sweden though in one way or another.
It's remarkable how powerful those dinky little Swedish army knives are - who would have thought you could gut a whole whale with one?
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If I'm not wrong all these Swiss countries are somehow all a part of Sweden though in one way or another.
I know, that's why all them Finns are called Scandinavians, right?
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I know, that's why all them Finns are called Scandinavians, right?
Finland is not actually a country. A bit swedish, a bit russians, and sami people in the north. Then us eskimos there between, living on that wasteland which stays between.

But I do not understand if anybody is really interested in this?
Somebody?
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Finland is not actually a country. A bit swedish, a bit russians, and sami people in the north. Then us eskimos there between, living on that wasteland which stays between.

But I do not understand if anybody is really interested in this?
Somebody?
No?
Nope. I'm sure not.
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If I'm not wrong all these Swiss countries are somehow all a part of Sweden though in one way or another.
They are all part of the Nether Regions.
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Im Danish and im proud of it.




So instead of disrespecting others, lying(believe its a sin, according to the bible) how about you actually came up with hard facts not generated by your mind or twisted to suit your needs.

Try to be interlectual in your discussion instead of behaving like a spoiled child.
If you dont like the way to World is that is your problem, i respect your religion and believe its a free choice who you worship or why and how.
So instead of running a rant about how you hate everything in the World besides other baptists, how about you showed the way for other people, with kindness instead of disrespect and b treating them bad, you would get more people to listen that way, and in the end you might reach you end goal.
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Im Danish and im proud of it.
Who would be proud to be a pastry? Didn't JFK say he was a jelly doughnut? Are you a catlick? And since we know that viking is synonymous with rapist, this makes you a catlick doughnut rapist. Just when I thought you Nether regioner's couldn't get any sicker, you come along and prove that you can!
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Who would be proud to be a pastry? Didn't JFK say he was a jelly doughnut? Are you a catlick? And since we know that viking is synonymous with rapist, this makes you a catlick doughnut rapist. Just when I thought you Nether regioner's couldn't get any sicker, you come along and prove that you can!
Brother Des, do you mean that this despicable thing rapes doughnuts?



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