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Im Danish and im proud of it.




So instead of disrespecting others, lying(believe its a sin, according to the bible) how about you actually came up with hard facts not generated by your mind or twisted to suit your needs.

Try to be interlectual in your discussion instead of behaving like a spoiled child.
If you dont like the way to World is that is your problem, i respect your religion and believe its a free choice who you worship or why and how.
So instead of running a rant about how you hate everything in the World besides other baptists, how about you showed the way for other people, with kindness instead of disrespect and b treating them bad, you would get more people to listen that way, and in the end you might reach you end goal.
Then we can expect you to respect our right to share our faith with each other and others who might not know the importance of abdicating their own beliefs in favor of ours. Please be respectful yourself and let us do our work here. If you're interested in what we believe and why, I would encourage you to introduce yourself properly, like civilized people do.

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Brother Des, do you mean that this despicable thing rapes doughnuts?



That's what it looks like, Sister. I imagine he pretends the doughnut hole is the tight round anus of a young boy while plugging away at it. He probably eats it afterward. Filthy, revolting creatures, those Nether Regioners.
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So instead of running a rant about how you hate everything in the World besides other baptists, how about you showed the way for other people, with kindness instead of disrespect and b treating them bad, you would get more people to listen that way, and in the end you might reach you end goal.
If you had actually understood the TITLE of the opening post in this thread you could see that we True Christians™ certainly do not hate Denmarkistanians. GOD hates your country and Brother Cranky has also given more than adequate scriptural support for this. We are conveying a MESSAGE. Please, if you wish to change our minds on this, your opinions should be supported by the BIBLE.

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Who would be proud to be a pastry? Didn't JFK say he was a jelly doughnut? Are you a catlick? And since we know that viking is synonymous with rapist, this makes you a catlick doughnut rapist. Just when I thought you Nether regioner's couldn't get any sicker, you come along and prove that you can!
Brother Des, thank you for the warning. In addition to these pastries for fornication, the Danists also boast with eatable swastika replicas as you can see here. I certainly refuse to eat pastries not prepared by God-fearing True Christian™ women from now on.
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Im Danish and im proud of it.


So instead of running a rant about how you hate everything in the World

The True Christians do not hate. God hates.
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If you dont like the way to World is that is your problem, i respect your religion and believe its a free choice who you worship or why and how.
God is quite clear about how He feels about "free choice who you worship":

"Thou shalt have no other gods before me." - Exodus 20:3

"Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve." - Matthew 4:10


God wants us to worship Him alone. If you rather want to worship satan or "det danske flag" you may be free to do so, but I think you came to the wrong place if you want to get respect for this kind of lifestyle choice. If you don't want to hear what God thinks about you, just leave this forum and ask your drug dealer from freetown Christiania, he will surely confirm what a great man you are!
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Actually there could be thread "Reasons why God does not hate Denmark"

Anyone?

Anyone?


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Actually there could be thread "Reasons why God does not hate Denmark"

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The Dutch are a people created by the Designer just like everyone. They deserve to be loved just like most folks.

Maybe being born in Denmark givers some advantage we have yet to identify. The Designer would not make a race of people without some special ability.

We just have not found the Dutch's yet and you should not be so quick to judge.

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Greetings piffletards.
I am a dane and I will start by correcting a few mistakes in the origial post.
1 That's the finish flag, the danish flag is red and white.
2 The danish word for rapist is "voldtægtsmand" which directly translated means rapeman.
3 Pippi Langstrømpe as it is REALLY called in danish is actually a swedish invention.

The rest of the stuff written is just utter bullshit. I'm a good man and I try to help where I can even though I don't have much. But this kind og ignorance and stupidity just makes me mas as piffle. I registered in here just to write this response. I honestly have no idea how you get so brainwashed as you are. Everything I've seen on ths site is about hate og christian underwear. I DO NOT believe in a god and I DO NOT believe in the devil. It just ist true and I' amazed by people like you who has some kind of twisted fantasy about it. I truly don't mind that some people have their religions because they use it as a source of hope when there isnt any. True christian people a loving people who loves people for who they are and doesn't twist the bible into some piffleed up set of rules which everybody has to live by. In my eyes you are not different from extreme muslims who twists islam just as you do christianity. I used my real information when i registered so you piffles can write all your sick shit to me so I can laugh at it. Danish people are sharin this site so they can laugh at how far fetched it is and most people think that it is actually a deliberate joke. Stop demonizing all other countries than yours. You are a baby country filled with baby people whose corruption spreads through the entire world which is ruining it! All of America (espacially people like you) should do us all a favor and commit massive mass suicide. But I guess you can't do that since it's a sin, so how about you just keep on killing each other a little faster you piffleing ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR***.

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Greetings piffletards...
Don't you just love it when someone shows themselves to be an ignorant ass BEFORE complaining about others being ignorant asses?

Your use of the word "tard" as an insult is ignorant and hateful. People who are actual "tards" are that way through no choice of their own. You show your hatred for people who have done you NO WRONG by using their name as an insult.

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Read the Bible. Seriously, do it.

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...I truly don't mind that some people have their religions because they use it as a source of hope when there isnt any...
So you're happy with people being ignorant and delusional, wasting their time, money and energy on stuff that doesn't help anything? So logical.

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... True christian people a loving people who loves people for who they are and doesn't twist the bible into some piffleed up set of rules which everybody has to live by...
Please, show everyone here how they're wrong about what the Bible says, using ONLY what the Bible says. I dare you.

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Have you ever read the Koran? Or the Hadiths? Or any of their "holy" books? Those "extreme" muslims are only doing what that book tells them to, just like the True Christians™ here are only doing what the Bible tells them to.

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Such love for mankind.
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So you're clearly a horrible horrible person. But this can be fixed! As an atheist you have no morals and you think it is ok to tell an entire nation of people to kill themselves. If you turn to Jesus though you will learn about morals and how to be a nice person instead of the evil child rapist you currently are.
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Nope. Proof: So you're clearly a horrible horrible person. But this can be fixed! As an atheist you have no morals and you think it is ok to tell an entire nation of people to kill themselves. If you turn to Jesus though you will learn about morals and how to be a nice person instead of the evil child rapist you currently are.
Psalm 14:1 (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good) is a good example about athiests. Showing how the fools who deny Him have done horrible things. As it says, none have done good, so Mr Wind, please, before you say that we are horrible people, and that you are far better than us, as we are Christians, we will expect scripture, as that is proof. But Psalm 14:1 and Romans 8:1 (There is therefore now no condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus, who walk not after the flesh, but after the Spirit.) show that it is not the true Christians who will be judged as having done wrong, but the atheists. Please. Rethink your ways. I promise you, it is not too late. There are great true Christians here who can help you, you just need to let them.
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