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Old 05-11-2014, 12:57 AM
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Angry Greek Pita!

Any whore bold enough to stuff a fat greek pita into her salivating pie-hole right in front of her husband is just asking to get popped in the chops, amen?

The difference between this:



And this:



...is purely a matter of semantics, right?

That filthy whore.....
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Old 05-11-2014, 02:08 AM
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No idea. Not being a Jesus murdering Jew, I don't speak Semantic.
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Old 05-11-2014, 02:51 AM
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I'm not familiar with this custom, but it looks like ethnic food. I like to avoid ethnic foods, as they hotten up the blood.
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Default Re: Greek Pita!

Greeks are a tribe of lazy drunks that worship idols and bad paintings in the fashion of the Romans.

They are so lazy that they have stolen Mexican food as their own and try to pretend it is Greek food. That is a taco. They are easy to recognize once you have seen a few of them.
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Old 05-11-2014, 03:45 AM
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Why Brother Alvin, I do believe that is a taco! How very astute of you.
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Old 05-13-2014, 03:58 AM
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Some of the books in the New Testament were written in Greek before God had them perfected and translated into American in 1611. Aside from that one bright note, the Greeks are a loathsome and contemptible people, richly deserving of the eternal torments that await them in hell. And that taco doesn't look right. Too many vegetables. Like a taco for queers.
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Pitas, tacos....all covered under Freehold's Ethnic Food Ban (which, btw, has not been lifted, peeps).
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I don't like ethnic food because it's always too spicy. Spicy ethnic food leads to increased libido, which leads to perversion. It's why Third World countries are so full of rapists. They eat all these spicy tacos and pitas, and next thing you know, they're own the prowl for a white woman to take advantage of. It could be your wife. Your daughter. As Christians, we're always the victims here. It's another testament to why we should live isolated within our own communities, shielding ourselves from dirty foreigners and their spicy pervert food.

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And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.
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At least she's sticking it in her mouth and not the other end of her digestive tract. With a Greek pita, you never know.
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To be safe, my wife only makes American Food. That way, we know God likes it too, because America is his favorite country. If she makes anything that is not American, she is in for a beating.
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