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Old 05-30-2014, 10:43 PM
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Dudley Dawson is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Dudley Dawson is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Dudley Dawson is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Dudley Dawson is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Dudley Dawson is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Dudley Dawson is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Dudley Dawson is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Dudley Dawson is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Dudley Dawson is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
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My boyfriend is such a breath of bloated fresh air
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Old 05-31-2014, 12:28 AM
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I have no idea what she looks like, but most of you guys on this forum are uglier than homemade sin on the inside.
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Old 05-31-2014, 03:26 AM
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I have no idea what she looks like, but most of you guys on this forum are uglier than homemade sin on the inside.
Dear Lolita,

A recurring theme here is to start criticizing the character of True Christians™ instead of trying to find actual logical and Scriptural arguments to oppose us. Basically, the True Christian™ position based on the KJV and written here does not depend on the outlook of us.

I would much rather spend precious time that is running out before RAPTURE in prayer for your SOUL. That is why I attach here one of my earlier posts with light modifications to encompass your personal situation and your specific argument.

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It is excellent that you brought your argument here, as it exemplifies beutifully the ad hominem argument: instead of examining the actual text, its claims and conclusions, your argument concentrates only on character assassination. This is a very common form of human argumentation that is encountered in its most basic pattern on the school yard as follows:
Child 1 - I think I like maths. It's useful to be able to count.
Child 2 - You're ugly (here you have the direct ad hominem) and 'cause you're stupid math sucks.
Child 1 - No, you're ugly (this is the indirect ad hominen or tu quoque)! Your mother man was she UGLY!!!
Dear Ms. Lolita, in addition to being "an argument", this ad hominem is a fallacy. Fallacies are violations of discussion and they can create false beliefs. The argument is fallacious because our ugliness or beauty are ultimately irrelevant here. Judging an argument based on people's looks is discrimination. What matters is the content of the texts submitted here by True Christians™. Thus, to avoid ad hominem, one could concentrate on the message and not the messanger.
Galatians 4:16 - Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
Personally, I think you have the potential of being not at all ugly but gracious and BEAUTIFUL inside and outside with the radiant glory of glowing on your face. If that occurs, no deficiencies in bone steucture, scars nor scabs of leprosy can mask the dizzling beauty of a SAVED PERSON.

For that, I pray for you!

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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21479
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Old 06-01-2014, 01:21 AM
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Here's proof you don't have to have sex right away.
No one said you have to, but you and your husband didn't make a commitment to the LORD. He's simply repulsed when he thinks about touching your naughty bits. Very different, dear.

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Old 06-01-2014, 01:55 AM
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Maybe she doesn't feel fresh down there or is otherwise repelling him with a strong odor. I've heard they make something for that. Pine-Sol or Febreze or something. Admittedly, I'm not up to speed on those feminine things, so I would ask a plumber or carpet cleaner before running out and buying anything.
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Old 06-01-2014, 02:15 AM
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No one said you have to, but you and your husband didn't make a commitment to the LORD. He's simply repulsed when he thinks about touching your naughty bits. Very different, dear.

He didn't seem too repulsed last night.
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Old 06-01-2014, 02:27 AM
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He didn't seem too repulsed last night.
Well congratulations! I knew the whiskey would do the trick. I hope you conceive a strong little soldier for Christ. Remember, if you have a girl, you didn't pray hard enough!
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Well congratulations! I knew the whiskey would do the trick. I hope you conceive a strong little soldier for Christ. Remember, if you have a girl, you didn't pray hard enough!
He wasn't drunk. Neither of us drink for fear of being drunkards.
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Miracle Hope, I am wondering if you are related to your husband in any other ways besides marriage.

If he is a close relative, The Lord will not bless your union.

Also, there was a man named Tiny Tim who married a certain Miss Vicky on the Tonight Show, with Johnny Carson. He also did not believe in exploring the procreational necessities of the union, in defiance of God's laws. It turned out that he was a homosexual and he died.

I think you might want to do some reconsidering, but I am not certain exactly which parts of your chaotic life you should reconsider.
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Miracle Hope, I am wondering if you are related to your husband in any other ways besides marriage.

If he is a close relative, The Lord will not bless your union.

Also, there was a man named Tiny Tim who married a certain Miss Vicky on the Tonight Show, with Johnny Carson. He also did not believe in exploring the procreational necessities of the union, in defiance of God's laws. It turned out that he was a homosexual and he died.

I think you might want to do some reconsidering, but I am not certain exactly which parts of your chaotic life you should reconsider.
No, we are not related. Incest is really sexy, but unfortunately illegal.
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Incest is really sexy, but unfortunately illegal.
Not in New Jersey (if you're both over 18) or Ohio (no age restrictions, but parents are ).

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Not in New Jersey (if you're both over 18) or Ohio (no age restrictions, but parents are ).

But I don't live in NJ or Ohio. So...
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But I don't live in NJ or Ohio. So...
So you really are married to your brother?
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You guys do realise you're taking advice from a book written thousands of years ago, right?
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You guys do realise you're taking advice from a book written thousands of years ago, right?
I just checked all of the Bibles in my house...not a single one has an expiration date.

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How does morality have expiration date?
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You left out the part about God having written this particular book.
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I know that hitting women is necessary, as a foolish, air-brained woman, I pity the men who have to deal with me, and stay silent unless I need to say "yes sir" like in 1 Corinthians 14:34. I was wondering, is it biblical that my soon-to-be husband is spanking me? I have no objections to his dominion over me, but I worry if it will make me less pure.
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I know that hitting women is necessary, as a foolish, air-brained woman, I pity the men who have to deal with me, and stay silent unless I need to say "yes sir" like in 1 Corinthians 14:34. I was wondering, is it biblical that my soon-to-be husband is spanking me? I have no objections to his dominion over me, but I worry if it will make me less pure.
I Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. KJV
The passage you quoted does not require you to say "yes sir" but rather prohibits speech altogether.
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