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Old 05-30-2014, 03:53 PM
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Surely you aren't so twisted as to imagine that a filthy sand nigra cult is somehow equivilent to Jesus?
Yes, actually. You are filthy, you are racist, you are homophobic, you are part of a cult. This makes you equal to the aforementioned filthy sand nigra cult. to you, filthy racist homophobic cultist
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Yes, actually. You are filthy, you are racist, you are homophobic, you are part of a cult. This makes you equal to the aforementioned filthy sand nigra cult. to you, filthy racist homophobic cultist
There is no need to be rude and unpolite. And btw, you can not hurt with your "opinions" that are heard never before

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Yes, actually. You are filthy, you are racist, you are homophobic, you are part of a cult. This makes you equal to the aforementioned filthy sand nigra cult. to you, filthy racist homophobic cultist
You're mistaken, dear. We have a strict zero tolerance policy against racism. We do not fear the homo, we're just here to help. The world's largest and most influential religion on the planet cannot, by definition, be a "cult."

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The only true words are the words of Carl Sagan.
In typical unsaved fashion, you place the words of a notorious dope-taker above those of Jesus, who died (temporarily) for your sins. I just wish you could look into a mirror and see what I see in you - a lost little lamb, wandering aimlessly into the wolf's den, straying from the shepherd. The shepherd has already cleared the path for you to turn around and get your life back on track, all you have to do is make the decision to do so. But instead you're blowing this opportunity at Salvation™, and it makes Jesus and me so sad.
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Yes, actually. You are filthy, you are racist, you are homophobic, you are part of a cult. This makes you equal to the aforementioned filthy sand nigra cult. to you, filthy racist homophobic cultist
Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



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Your only way to respond to a person who criticizes your religion is insulting her?
So according to your "standards" (I use the term loosely), this is criticism of our religion?

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Yes, actually. You are filthy, you are racist, you are homophobic, you are part of a cult. This makes you equal to the aforementioned filthy sand nigra cult. to you, filthy racist homophobic cultist
Interesting. It looks remarkably like personal abuse to me.
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So according to your "standards" (I use the term loosely), this is criticism of our religion?



Interesting. It looks remarkably like personal abuse to me.
Sorry, i wanted to say Pastor Ezekiel not your religion
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Yes, actually. You are filthy, you are racist, you are homophobic, you are part of a cult. This makes you equal to the aforementioned filthy sand nigra cult. to you, filthy racist homophobic cultist
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Your only way to respond to a person who criticizes your religion is insulting her?
You call that "criticizing" the one true Religion? She was clearly persecuting me for being a True Christian™. Satan sent her here to sow seeds of dissent. She is spewing the worst kind of filth imaginable! She made no mention of any Scripture that she takes issue with.

Instead of defending hatemongers, why don't you Pray to Jesus to pull the scales from her eyes?
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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There really is no such thing as hell.
If you cross a busy road claiming "there are no such things as cars", what happens? Exactly, you get killed anyway.

If you are an Atheist sinner who rapes little children 24/7 because "There really is no such thing as hell", what happens? Exactly, you burn in Hell for all eternity anyway.

Time to stop raping children and start studying your Holy Bible!
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You call that "criticizing" the one true Religion? She was clearly persecuting me for being a True Christian™. Satan sent her here to sow seeds of dissent. She is spewing the worst kind of filth imaginable! She made no mention of any Scripture that she takes issue with.

Instead of defending hatemongers, why don't you Pray to Jesus to pull the scales from her eyes?
How you know that satan sen her, you have any proof Ezekiel?
And I don´t have any scales on my eyes because the things i believe are supported by a lot of proof, not in a book that it can be like the harry potter of the time of "Jesus Christ".
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