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Old 05-17-2014, 05:51 AM
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...this is just satans little chocolate cake and guess what the cake is a lie.
They have Scripture from the King James Bible; you bring graffiti from a video game?!
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i'm a christian evolutionist
So in other words, you don't believe in Bible and that means you are not a Christian. It's false-Christians like you, who gives us Christians a bad name
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Pink dolphins (and any other pink animals) are obviously a part of the gaysexual agenda



Luckily they are faced with extinction
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Pink dolphins (and any other pink animals) are obviously a part of the gaysexual agenda

Luckily they are faced with extinction
Those are hideous! They look naked.

Lucky they are in Hong Kong, so that if they do escape the pollution, the Chinese will eat them into extinction.
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Cranky old man. wow. I'm a biologist, lutheran, and I'm straight.
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Cranky old man. wow. I'm a biologist, lutheran, and I'm straight.
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...I never met a biologist who wasn't gay, that can not be a coincidence.
Has Cranky Old Man ever met you? No. So his point stands.
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Lutherans are all liars, so for all we know you could be a midget who's flipping oysterburgers for the King of Spain.
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How can an ANIMAL be satanic!?!? You guys need to stop worrying about satanic subliminal messages [that aren't there] and actually live!
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How can an ANIMAL be satanic!?!? You guys need to stop worrying about satanic subliminal messages [that aren't there] and actually live!
They SEEM to not be there. That's why they are subliminal! Of course, it takes a real Christian to spot them.
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