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Old 06-07-2014, 09:22 PM
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just saying...you fags lel
And I'm asking what is the basis for your homophobia (as evidenced by your usage of "fags" as derogatory)?

These people have a book that they consider to be the Word of God, and it tells them that gays are despicable beings worthy only of gruesome death.

You? What do you have that tells you being gay is bad? Do you have any justification, or are you just a narrow-minded, ignorant, dickhead h8r?
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Old 06-07-2014, 09:55 PM
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Hello, Friend. Why the hate? Haven't you heard about the conditional love that Jesus has for His followers?

Maybe if you spent a bit more time reading the Bible and less time on this homersex simulator you would not be so confused?

YIC
Since when does this game contain gay pornography? Last I checked, it was a simple first person shooter. You guys complain that it's violent. Sure, I'll give you that. It's violent, and honestly, we don't care. But homosexual? Seriously? Maybe thou shalt read something other than thine bible. And yes, I've heard of the conditional love, but apparently gays don't count.
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Old 06-07-2014, 10:50 PM
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"You are the only person I respect on this WHOLE website!" -Femscout

"This is clear with saying all Soldiers are jesus loving americans; many soldiers are homosexual." -TheTwilightZone

"So,may God and Jesus save your IQ level,your logical reasoning,your parenting skills and your tendency to jump to conclusions." -grimsithe

"oh im sorry does my freedom of speech displease you. im not mocking your faith I am simply telling you to let people believe what they want instead of forcing them into your way of thinking." -DemonicAtheist

Look around you. This website is full of people like me. People who think you're crazy because you're finding fault in things that have no fault, and then reframing complaints as an attack on yourself, and using THAT as an excuse to call us whatever petty insult you can come up with. And they're right.

So keep calling your reluctance to violate free speech a "lesson for the future". Because it won't help. You guys are already in the minority. And I hope, in the name of Helix, you see the error of your ways soon.
Mr. Dykstra, you are the only person on this website that makes any sense.
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Old 06-07-2014, 11:49 PM
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Mr. Dykstra, you are the only person on this website that makes any sense.
Let's see here: you are "on this website", and you exclude yourself from the subset of members who "make any sense", therefore your comment is self-contradictory.

Great job!!

Yeah, that was sarcasm.

So do you have anything to offer besides completely unsupported opinion?
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Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel
You speak of selfish tantrums, yet look at what you're saying. I made an account on this website, hoping I could at least attempt to get through to folks like you. You poor people, so 'loyal' to Jesus and God, yet so quick to go against what Jesus actually tried to teach. Fairness, respect, and equality. You've shown quite the opposite my friend. What makes you think that you have the right to threaten someone by telling them that Jesus will return to slay them? And before you say that it's 'God's right' or 'Jesus' right', have you spoken to either God or Jesus? No. Maybe you think you have, through prayer or dreams or any kind of vision, but you haven't. And you never will. Jesus taught people that violence was never the answer. Remember Simon Peter? Jesus couldn't have been more disappointed with him after he chopped off the man's ear. And why? Because it was violence. So what makes you think that Jesus would want to slay people? Because some other idiot told you the same? That makes it okay (sarcasm intended). Because the Bible said it? Yeah right. Since you seem to be such a 'devout' Christian, you of all people should know that the Bible has been changed and re-written to fit the beliefs of stuck-up 'believers' like you for generations. There is no one, correct Bible. The only unsaved scum here is you, and anyone else disgusting enough to threaten others because they're so high and mighty that they believe they have the right to because they're on 'God's side' and it's 'God's will'.
The saddest thing is, if you even had the courtesy to read all of this, you'll be picking out every little thing I said and responding with a stupid, nonsensical response that you made up off the spot or some idiotic Bible quote. I'm just a young, (barely) teenage girl, and if I can see that you're insane, so can anyone. I really hope you wake up and see what's wrong with you and anyone else who thinks like you. Congratulations for making an ass out of yourself, and before you say anything else, click here->
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The saddest thing is, if you even had the courtesy to read all of this, you'll be picking out every little thing I said and responding with a stupid, nonsensical response that you made up off the spot or some idiotic Bible quote. I'm just a young, (barely) teenage girl, and if I can see that you're insane, so can anyone. I really hope you wake up and see what's wrong with you and anyone else who thinks like you. Congratulations for making an ass out of yourself, and before you say anything else, click here->
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So your entire argument is basically this, "You're crazy and dangerous because you are religious."

Thank you for your persecution, dear. The LORD promises to bless us for this (Matthew 5:10 -11).

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..... Jesus taught people that violence was never the answer.....
Really? Can you please post the Scripture that backs you up on this? Because MY Bible says something quite different.

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Luke 12:46 The lord of that servant will come in a day when he looketh not for him, and at an hour when he is not aware, and will cut him in sunder, and will appoint him his portion with the unbelievers. 12:47 And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.

Luke 12:51 Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.

Luke 19:27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Old 06-08-2014, 10:28 PM
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Let's see here: you are "on this website", and you exclude yourself from the subset of members who "make any sense", therefore your comment is self-contradictory.

Great job!!

Yeah, that was sarcasm.

So do you have anything to offer besides completely unsupported opinion?
Are you really this blind? So blind, you can't even see what you and your foolish friends do? They restrict people from having other opinions, and get all pissed off when they do. Does that make sense to you? Now on the other hand, does Dykstra do this? I don't want to offend you guys or your religion, but look at you guys. You guys are blaming a VIDEO GAME for evil and saying homosexuality is bad. I'm not gay, but I'm also not an asshole like you.

So good job! Good job for being assholes! Good job for blaming a video game! And yes, that was sarcasm.

Do you have anything to offer but your unsupported opinion that gays are bad?
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Are you really this blind? So blind, you can't even see what you and your foolish friends do?...
Someone who overlooks my "Arrogant Atheist Dick" Title, and the "awards" my "friends" have blessed me with (such as "Hellbound Heathen", "Evilution", and "Perv" [ok, maybe I deserve that one ]), is asking others how blind they are? Interesting.

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...They restrict people from having other opinions...
Because that's what the Bible says to do, and they do what the Bible tells them to.

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...and get all pissed off when they do. Does that make sense to you?...
If you read the Bible, what they do would make sense to you, too.

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...I don't want to offend you guys or your religion...
*cough* Riiiight.

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...but look at you guys. You guys are blaming a VIDEO GAME for evil ...
Because the Bible says it's an evil influence (are you seeing a pattern here, yet?). Anything that distracts you from praising God, smiting His enemies, praising God some more (and then some more), having children to praise God and smite His enemies while praising God for making sure that you weren't born as one of His enemies, is an evil influence.

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...and saying homosexuality is bad...
Because the Bible says... know what? I'm going to condense that down to "BTBS" for the rest of this post, save some typing.

Ok, BTBS being gay is bad.

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...I'm not gay, but I'm also not an asshole like you...
Then why are you upset that someone out in internetland thinks you're gay?

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...Do you have anything to offer but your unsupported opinion that gays are bad?
Read the Bible. It's full of it.
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Someone who overlooks my "Arrogant Atheist Dick" Title, and the "awards" my "friends" have blessed me with (such as "Hellbound Heathen", "Evilution", and "Perv" [ok, maybe I deserve that one ]), is asking others how blind they are? Interesting.



Because that's what the Bible says to do, and they do what the Bible tells them to.



If you read the Bible, what they do would make sense to you, too.



*cough* Riiiight.



Because the Bible says it's an evil influence (are you seeing a pattern here, yet?). Anything that distracts you from praising God, smiting His enemies, praising God some more (and then some more), having children to praise God and smite His enemies while praising God for making sure that you weren't born as one of His enemies, is an evil influence.



Because the Bible says... know what? I'm going to condense that down to "BTBS" for the rest of this post, save some typing.

Ok, BTBS being gay is bad.



Then why are you upset that someone out in internetland thinks you're gay?



Read the Bible. It's full of it.

Because the Bible says so... Really? I agree, they will do anything that their precious book says. That book probably is just something that some mormon wrote down to make people think it's real. And what's so wrong about being gay? Can their special book answer that? Also, I apologize for asking how blind you are, I didn't see the title of "Arrogant Atheist Dick".
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...That book probably is just something that some mormon wrote down to make people think it's real...
Actually, it was at least 40 different people (and mostly not the people whose names are attached to the books [some of whose very existence is in doubt]) over the space of about 600 years, starting during the Babylonian captivity.

Wiki has a pretty good article here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Authorship_of_the_Bible

A warning, though. Everyone who voices thoughts on the subject has an agenda, so take everything you read there (or anywhere else) with a grain of salt Lot's ex-wife.
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And what's so wrong about being gay? Can their special book answer that?
Yes. Homosexuality is an abomination of the LORD (Leviticus 20:13).
When people sin against the LORD, bad things happen (Romans 1:18).
When people ignore the LORD, bad things happen (Isaiah 26:21).
When people chose to serve things other than the LORD, bad things happen (Deuteronomy 28:15-68).
Ergo, being homosexual is an act of terrorism against the good people of the United States.

I hope that helps.

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Yes. Homosexuality is an abomination of the LORD (Leviticus 20:13).
When people sin against the LORD, bad things happen (Romans 1:18).
When people ignore the LORD, bad things happen (Isaiah 26:21).
When people chose to serve things other than the LORD, bad things happen (Deuteronomy 28:15-68).
Ergo, being homosexual is an act of terrorism against the good people of the United States.

I hope that helps.

There is no single, correct Bible. So whatever Bible quotes you're trying to shove on to people have no significance whatsoever. Also, funny how you say it's an act against the United States and not the world? Wake up, America isn't the only important place on our planet. Your Jesus wasn't born in America. Christianity didn't start in America. Although base on what I've seen so far, you'll probably find a way to correct everything I've just said with a rambling, stupid, nonsensical answer or Bible quote. I don't hate religion, I don't hate you, but when you label me as a 'teenage jap wannabe' you need to expect a response. No matter how many times you have the nerve to tell me I'm going to 'burn in hell', it doesn't scare me at all. It's not coming from God, it's coming from you. And no, if it's coming from you that's not the same as it coming from God or Jesus. Ah well, I don't get why I'm even bothering with all this, you'll probably brush it off and continue with your hateful, incoherent life. I've noticed some stupid Bible quotes have been forced underneath my messages as well. Thanks for adding that.
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Prove it.
I would try, but idiots like you wouldn't even consider any of my answers to be acceptable or decent. There's no hope for you people, so there's no point in even attempting to prove it. Not because I can't but because I choose not to. Although I doubt you'll believe a word I just said.
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I would try, but idiots like you...
Someone launching ad hominem (that's a fallacy, btw) calls others "idiots"? Lovely.

How often does groundlessly belittling others work for you?

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And "my dad can beat up your dad (but he won't, because he's conveniently out of the country for the forseeable future)" is equally factual.

Go look up "unfalsifiable" and see how it's incompatible with logic.

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As you've shared nothing but your personal opinion, there's nothing to disbelieve.
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I would try, but idiots like you wouldn't even consider any of my answers to be acceptable or decent. There's no hope for you people, so there's no point in even attempting to prove it. Not because I can't but because I choose not to. Although I doubt you'll believe a word I just said.
Of course he wouldn't. He's an atheist so he refuses to believe in the Word of God even with the mountains of evidence that support the existence of God.
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Really? Can you please post the Scripture that backs you up on this? Because MY Bible says something quite different.
Sure. "Jesus said, "You have learnt how it was said: 'Eye for eye and tooth for tooth.' But I say to you, Offer the wicked man no resistance. If anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other also; if a man takes you to law and would have your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. And if anyone orders you to go one mile, go two miles with him." Mt. 5.38-41"
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Sure. "Jesus said, "You have learnt how it was said: 'Eye for eye and tooth for tooth.' But I say to you, Offer the wicked man no resistance. If anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other also; if a man takes you to law and would have your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. And if anyone orders you to go one mile, go two miles with him." Mt. 5.38-41"
again friend, there is a vast difference between assaulting other people and condoning sin. The Bible makes it abundantly clear homosexuality is offensive to God, as good Christians we can not accept that kind of behavior in our community anymore than we could accept socialism and other depraved behavior. While we Christians do not hate the sinner and pray for their repentance the Bible is also very, very clear that the legal authorities should execute homosexuals.
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