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Old 06-08-2014, 02:32 PM
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I AM a spiritual seeker actually determined to learn about Real Christianity. Currently I guess I could say I am a shaman....but that might change. Favorite bible verse hmmm.....I'll find one later but I know there's good ones. Anyway have a lovely day!!!
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Old 06-08-2014, 02:38 PM
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What is your point, unsaved heathen?
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Old 06-08-2014, 02:43 PM
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Just here to find out truth sir I have been to many churches
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Old 06-08-2014, 03:01 PM
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Do you think the truth will jump up from one of these "churches" you speak of and bite you on the hindquarters?

Seek congress with Jesus and you will know the truth. Know Jesus: know peace. No Jesus: no peace.
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Thanks sir!! Sounds like good advice
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I AM a spiritual seeker actually determined to learn about Real Christianity. Currently I guess I could say I am a shaman....but that might change. Favorite bible verse hmmm.....I'll find one later but I know there's good ones. Anyway have a lovely day!!!
Welcome, friend. It's great that you could come to God's favourite forum!

Say, why don't you tell us just how close you are to leaving your heathen savage ways and embracing Christ?

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Ah yes' I feel very very close
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Well your investigation is going just swimmingly! So far we know you're completely ignorant about Jesus or what it means to have faith in him, which means these many churches you've supposedly been to must have been closed at the time of your visit. Are you an arson, son?
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No...I'm not And I am a girl
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Old 06-08-2014, 03:38 PM
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Old 06-08-2014, 03:41 PM
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Old 06-08-2014, 03:48 PM
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I note you live in Utah among the godless Mormans. Are you one of that tribe?
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Well if you're a "shaman" then you're a witch. And the Holy Bible tells us how to sort you out.

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Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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Once again, Pastor Zeke nails the argument without a single letter of wasted verbiage. Truly the Lord speaks directly to and through him.

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Yes I am a baptized Mormon, but I have my skepticisms about the whole thing. I haven't exactly resigned though...the activities are too fun. I was wondering though why does my title say I'm a teenager? I am 20? Also questioning the whore thing....thts's ok though
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I AM a spiritual seeker actually determined to learn about Real Christianity. Currently I guess I could say I am a shaman....but that might change. Favorite bible verse hmmm.....I'll find one later but I know there's good ones. Anyway have a lovely day!!!


A shaman? and from Utah? I suspect this she-male is higher than a kite on peyote or packed full of evil mushrooms as we speak! I advise we use extreme caution with this one, I have a strong, upsetting feeling in the pit of my stomach that the father of all lies, the devil himself has sent this male/female to entice us into some type of satanic rituals. It's either that or possibly the radishes I had for lunch giving me that feeling, but either way, we need to put on the full armor of Jesus for this one.
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female completely through and through and my shaman days are over I decided to stick with being LDS
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female completely through and through and my shaman days are over I decided to stick with being LDS
Shaman or Mormoon, either way God hates you a lot.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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We had a Morman problem here in Texas a few years back, but we resolved the issue in a straight forward and manly fashion: We beat all we could catch and we caught a lot of them, we locked up their leader, Warren Jeffs, in our prison, we took their children and placed them with good Christian families, the surrounding ranchers confiscated their livestock and now the state has taken their Yearning for Zion Ranch.

We didn't trust them at all. We sent in armed Texas Rangers and a few tanks. If any were shot, it was kept out of the newspapers. A lot of them are still in jail and their Prophet, Mr Jeffs, will be there until after Jesus comes back. Then he will go to Hell.

We here have found this relatively nonviolent approach to be quite efficatious.
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