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You have a train in Finland? Well done! Or do you just have the tracks?
The trains are made in Italy.
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The trains are made in Italy.
Italy? Maybe the surrender monkeys are afraid of a little invasion from north-east. They might think about a comfortable way to surrender and escape really fast through Italy. Instead of running as fast as they can with arms wide open they could use trains, waving white flags out of the windows Of course when they reach the sea they have the next problem but frogs are known to be exellent swimmers.
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Yes, only problem with those italian trains is that they have no notion of time
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Yes, only problem with those italian trains is that they have no notion of time
Nonsense! We in Britain have a saying: "You can say what you like about Mussolini, but at least he made the trains run on time."

(This is in fact absolutely true. The Italian trains do run on time, mostly. It is surprisingly easy to do this, if you arrange the schedule so as to allow 20 minutes per mile traveled. The British railway system, with its hopelessly optimistic timetables, has much to learn from the Eyetalians.)
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Nonsense! We in Britain have a saying: "You can say what you like about Mussolini, but at least he made the trains run on time."

(This is in fact absolutely true. The Italian trains do run on time, mostly. It is surprisingly easy to do this, if you arrange the schedule so as to allow 20 minutes per mile traveled. The British railway system, with its hopelessly optimistic timetables, has much to learn from the Eyetalians.)
The explanation for problems in this eskimo-land might be the -30 (-22 °F) degrees wintertime, which God almost every winter in His Great Wisdom gives us Job 37:10
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(This is in fact absolutely true. The Italian trains do run on time, mostly. It is surprisingly easy to do this, if you arrange the schedule so as to allow 20 minutes per mile traveled.
In other words, if someone wants to get somewhere quickly, taking the bicycle or even walking briskly is preferable to taking the train (1 mi/20 minutes = 3 mi/hr)?



How different from our Godly country, where aside from a few big cities there is no public transportation, everybody has a car, and posted speed limits on the highways are more sort of loose guidelines rather than actual requirements!
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In other words, if someone wants to get somewhere quickly, taking the bicycle or even walking briskly is preferable to taking the train (1 mi/20 minutes = 3 mi/hr)?
Yes, if there are roads then the bicycle is how you get somewhere in a hurry in Catlick Italy. In even-more-Catlick-Spain, where there are fewer roads, the peasants travel on foot. I am told that in Poland, the ass remains the preferred method of transport - obviously this is mere hearsay, as I have never visited that Godless hellhole.
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Yes, if there are roads then the bicycle is how you get somewhere in a hurry in Catlick Italy. In even-more-Catlick-Spain, where there are fewer roads, the peasants travel on foot. I am told that in Poland, the ass remains the preferred method of transport - obviously this is mere hearsay, as I have never visited that Godless hellhole.
Polish asses are certainly easy to ride, but from what I understand, castrated cattle is the transportation choice of preference.


Here is a typical Polish guy with his "car." Being Polish, he runs behind it instead of riding.

However, Polish also have developed a large toy car, but they didn't take this idea one step further into making a real car:


(It's actually a Polish toy version of the Italian Fiat).
I'm told that four Polish people can fit into that toy. (However, one average-sized American would fill the whole thing).
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I'm told that four Polish people can fit into that toy. (However, one average-sized American would fill the whole thing).
It almost sounds as if you are proud of that.
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It almost sounds as if you are proud of that.
Of course I am, dear. Americans are the golden standard of perfectly sized people; all others are either malnourished midgets or overgrown freaks (like the Dutch).
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Sister Basilissa, we do seem to have gone badly off-topic here (I blame that Duct Girl person) but that article points out an interesting fact:

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There are also wide variations within every country, and it's difficult to compare a large heterogeneous country such as the United States with small homogeneous countries such as the Netherlands, they say.
It is no surprise that the United States, being a hetero country, is much larger than the Nether-lands (that name always makes me giggle ), which is a homer country. I mean, it only stands to reason that homers cannot bear Soldiers for Christ and therefore must rely on immigration to increase their population. And few people want to go there.

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In the case of height, this is especially true if most of your immigrants come from the lanky Mooslim tribes of Kenya.



Those of them who have (thankfully) failed to gain entry to the United States - and I am glad that the US has finally cracked down on them coming into the country, taking good American jobs (such as that of President ) - tend to head for Holland with its unrivaled dyke-leaping contests.

1 Samuel 16:7 tells us all we need to know about The Lord's opinion of the oversized Nether-landers.

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Sister, I have always heard that there are a lot of dykes in Holland, though I don't favor that kind of nasty talk myself. I guess from the pictures of the dyke jumping contest we can conclude that these perverts call each other dyke in the same way Negroes call each other nigger.

If Holland is going to be an entirely homosexual country, they will have to import a lot of new people.
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Why would god hate any masterrace European country? We settled on this land long before you Americans.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Paris also always stink pipe, surely that plague is a punishment from God, as he did with the Egyptians
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