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Old 02-24-2009, 10:30 AM
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You do realize that you are an idiot for telling some one that they are a pedo for starting to masturbate at the age of 15. Try really thinking about this, for a minute… your 15 your masturbating to people your own age or older! Being a pedo is when your masturbating to the thought of those younger then you Einstein.

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It is NOT a sin to masturbate! Get a grip! It’s a form of release with out pillaging, and raping you stuck up ass hats.
Really take the phalluses out of your asses… if it wasn’t natural human behavior, your “god” that you praise so highly Would not create the urge for us. It works equally both ways the way God intended it. It’s not a sin not in the slightest.. And believe me I use fingers and toys and whatever suits my fancy for the moment. Your Christianic views seem to be more the suppressant and reason for revulsion because your blind sighted by your own idiocy when reading the word… not realizing that it is just that.. Simply WORDS. Nothing more, you’d know in your heart if something was truly wrong, not be afraid of god killing kittens, or going blind. If I go blind from masturbation so piffleing be it! At least I had fun getting there!

On a side note, I’m terribly sorry that none of you are comfortable enough in yourselves to allow yourselves pleasure, or to think it okay for others to pleasure themselves, because your to stuck up to do so.
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Old 02-24-2009, 11:23 AM
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Your damn right I do!
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now who's willing to do it!!!
I'd do it myself, but I have six pies in the oven for tomorrows prayer breakfast. But I'm sure any of the Godly pastors here would accommodate you.
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You do realize that you are an idiot for telling some one that they are a pedo for starting to masturbate at the age of 15.
I don't see why? Touching a child in an inappropriate sexual manner makes you a pedophile in my book. I don't care what age you are, molesting children is wrong and sick. Being under-age yourself is no excuse! If a 15 year old boy went out and raped a little baby, would you say that was ok because they were both under-age? NO! Touching ANY child sexually makes you a pedophile, even touching yourself if you're a child! Having sexual thoughts about children make you a pedophile, and if you are having sexual thoughts about yourself, while you're still a child, that also makes you a pedophile. Do you not see the logic in this?

This witch was molesting herself when she was still an innocent child, and sexually molesting a child makes you a pedophile. Therefore she is a pedophile.
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Old 02-24-2009, 09:46 PM
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Whether you'd like to admit it or not, woman masturbation is natural. Why else would God have given you a clitorous?
Any answers on that one? Because that is a good question. If the female orgasm "is a myth" then why do we have a clitorous?
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Any answers on that one? Because that is a good question. If the female orgasm "is a myth" then why do we have a clitorous?
Women don’t experience orgasms. They experience an hysterical praxomin that is brought on by an excess of affection towards their husbands. Basically all the female “orgasm” is as an emotional outburst much like a temper tantrum or an uncontrolled rage that just underscores why women lack any self control.

Recommended therapy for this is a soothing massage on a sensitive portion of the body. That is all the ciltorious is, a sensitive portion of the body made that why by God so women don’t due stupid things like shove foreign objects into themselves like bananas, tent poles or pineapples. Heaven’s know enough children shove dumb things into their nose.
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Any answers on that one? Because that is a good question. If the female orgasm "is a myth" then why do we have a clitorous?
Really, child. You may as well ask our Godly Father why He blessed you with an appendix, wisdom teeth and extrinsic ear muscles. Your ignorance is what we expect from those who haven't benefited from home schooling.

And I assume you're aware clitoral nerve endings can serve as an excellent filament for emergency lighting during times of natural disaster and warfare. It's true, Paise God.
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If guys are allowed to, then when aren't girls?
1. Guys aren't allowed to.
2. When aren't girls? ALWAYS aren't girls, that's when they aren't! Also, why do you hate Jesus' grammar?
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I can state with 100% confidence that God has definitely not given me a clitoris! Your crazed Islamist lies are proved wrong once again.
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Everyone ONCE in a while i will masturbate.
"Everyone ONCE in a while i will masturbate"... "Everyone... i will masturbate."
You're going to masturbate everyone? I heard you can get the RSI that way.
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I'm 16, by the way.
So if you still live with your parents, and you don't have a roommate, does that mean you've been borrowing your mother's dildo? There really is something very wrong with you, you poor sick girl.
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What does 'apon' mean? Do you live in Arkansas?
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This whole subject has been on my conscience for about 2 years now. I was a sinner. I was a masturbator and I am ashamed. It left me feeling upset and empty and my lust was leading me to think things that were dirty and worthy of Satan himself. I had to stop the decent of my soul.

It's not easy. I falter every now and again but I am trying my best. I read what everyone, especially the pastors etc have said on this thread and also on the male masturbation thread and I am ashamed of what I have done.

What I have come to realise is that I need to live a better life and I may have to get married to do that. However, with so many out in the world thinking this is a normal practice, I worry that I may fall into my sinful ways if I do happen to find a husband. I have spoken to friends about this and they don't see a problem.

I am genuinely asking for your help and guidance on this matter. Where can I find a husband who will help me stop this sin and keep me on the path of God.
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This whole subject has been on my conscience for about 2 years now. I was a sinner. I was a masturbator and I am ashamed. It left me feeling upset and empty and my lust was leading me to think things that were dirty and worthy of Satan himself. I had to stop the decent of my soul.

It's not easy. I falter every now and again but I am trying my best. I read what everyone, especially the pastors etc have said on this thread and also on the male masturbation thread and I am ashamed of what I have done.

What I have come to realise is that I need to live a better life and I may have to get married to do that. However, with so many out in the world thinking this is a normal practice, I worry that I may fall into my sinful ways if I do happen to find a husband. I have spoken to friends about this and they don't see a problem.

I am genuinely asking for your help and guidance on this matter. Where can I find a husband who will help me stop this sin and keep me on the path of God.
There are things you can get on your computer that permanently block porn
And they ask for a password and put random letters from the keyboard and then say ok and they are blocked forever and you will never see porn again
Worked with me and hopefully it does for you
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This whole subject has been on my conscience for about 2 years now. I was a sinner. I was a masturbator and I am ashamed. It left me feeling upset and empty and my lust was leading me to think things that were dirty and worthy of Satan himself. I had to stop the decent of my soul.

It's not easy. I falter every now and again but I am trying my best. I read what everyone, especially the pastors etc have said on this thread and also on the male masturbation thread and I am ashamed of what I have done.

What I have come to realise is that I need to live a better life and I may have to get married to do that. However, with so many out in the world thinking this is a normal practice, I worry that I may fall into my sinful ways if I do happen to find a husband. I have spoken to friends about this and they don't see a problem.

I am genuinely asking for your help and guidance on this matter. Where can I find a husband who will help me stop this sin and keep me on the path of God.
You have repented dear. That's wonderful. As for a husband - ask your father or your pastor to find a good Christian husband for you.
In the meantime, hop over to the Introduction section of the forum, and tell us a little about yourself.
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This is what religion is about helping people instead of being racists and condemning people for something they can't help
Eh, NO! Religion is about obeying God!
  • We have to follow 100% of God's laws. (James 2:10)
  • We have to use the entire, unaltered Bible. (Deuteronomy 4:2, Revelation 22:18-19, Psalm 12:6-7)
  • Those who don't believe, go to Hell. No exceptions. No mercy. (Mark 16:16, Revelation 21:8, John 15:6, John 14:6)
  • Being lesbian or gay is not allowed. (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26-27)
  • Once America gets Biblical laws, all disobedient children and all unbelievers should be killed. (2nd Chronicles 15:13, Deuteronomy 21:18-21)
  • Masturbation is not allowed. (Genesis 38:9-10, Matthew 5:28, 1st Corinthians 6:18-19, 1st Corinthians 7:2)
  • Cursing is not allowed. (Exodus 20:7, Psalms 10:7, Psalms 59:12, Romans 3:13-18, 1 Peter 1:15)
  • Saying bad things about the Holy Ghost is not allowed and will never be forgiven. (Matthew 12:32, Mark 3:29)
  • Don't be lazy. (Romans 12:11, Proverbs 26:15, Proverbs 12:24)
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Originally Posted by Irish Fiona View Post
This whole subject has been on my conscience for about 2 years now. I was a sinner. I was a masturbator and I am ashamed. It left me feeling upset and empty and my lust was leading me to think things that were dirty and worthy of Satan himself. I had to stop the decent of my soul.

It's not easy. I falter every now and again but I am trying my best. I read what everyone, especially the pastors etc have said on this thread and also on the male masturbation thread and I am ashamed of what I have done.

What I have come to realise is that I need to live a better life and I may have to get married to do that. However, with so many out in the world thinking this is a normal practice, I worry that I may fall into my sinful ways if I do happen to find a husband. I have spoken to friends about this and they don't see a problem.

I am genuinely asking for your help and guidance on this matter. Where can I find a husband who will help me stop this sin and keep me on the path of God.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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