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Old 04-10-2014, 09:23 PM
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well you should, you just simply beleive everything some guy puts in a book, i hope the priest reads you all fairy tales next week or something
That would be crazy. See friend, we do not folow just anybody. We do what God tells us. He is after all, the Supreme Creator.

We are not catlicks friend, I would never listen to an alter boy buggerer. That is your problem, you do not speak to actual Christians.
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Old 04-11-2014, 01:41 AM
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clearly an american hates it enough to make this post
Even the Dutch atheists know that God is an american!
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Sure a god who created america is an american, seems legit
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Sure a god who created america is an american, seems legit
Do you have your father's permission to be on here, dear? I looked through the introduction forum and couldn't find a thread made by you. It is extremely rude to be strutting around, yelling your opinions at everything without introducing yourself. Weren't you ever taught that?
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Thats the best remark you could think of? Shouldnt you be in the kitchen cooking dinner?
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Yappity Yap Yap
Are you trying to insult me or something ? Anyway, you still haven't given proof of your father's permission to be on here.
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I dont life with my parents anymore, maybe that wasnt clear to you. But i also didnt expect a housekeeper to figure that out by herself.
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well you should, you just simply beleive everything some guy puts in a book, i hope the priest reads you all fairy tales next week or something
That is totally wrong. The Bible was written by not one, but MANY guys, all of them under the infallible inspiration and divine guidance of the Holy Spirit Himself (see 2 Peter 1:19-21; 2 Timothy 3:16-17; Hebrews 4:12). You have God's Word on that, so you can know it is true.

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Holland is an insignificant country between Turkey and Poland filled with arrogant, bad smelling, cheese gobbling, blunt barbarians who spend all their time whining and complaining. Let’s make this crystal clear: Holland is the filthiest country in the world, bar none. The Dutch will all go to Hell twice.

Psalm 63:9 "But those that seek my soul, to destroy it, shall go into the lower parts of the earth."
  1. The Dutch language is the only language in the world that doesn't have a word for virgin. In a country where drugs, postnatal abortion, gay marriage, prostitution and sex with children are all completely legal, the concept is simply completely unknown. They even have a political party "Christen Unie" which actively promotes sex with children! Psalm 9:17 "... into hell ... all the nations that forget God."
  2. The Dutch are the only people in the world who think that the Dutch can play football. They never won anything, their most disastrous moment being 1974 when their players had so much sex and alcohol before the world cup final with Germany that they forgot to show up.
  3. The Dutch gay cowards army is the worst in the world. Whenever they get scared they simply run away no matter how many innocent people will die because of that. The Dutch claim to have an air force but no one has ever actually seen it in action. Their parliament has been debating whether or not to buy just a single military airplane for decades. Revelation 21:8 "... whoremongers ..."
  4. The Dutch are always telling the rest of the world how to behave. No one ever listens. Matthew 24:51 "... hypocrites ..."
  5. The only people actually working in Holland are the Polish and the Turks. All other people are on welfare because they are too stoned to work. Geert Wilders, an Indonesian bisexual who dyed his hair blonde and wears blue contact lenses to look more like a German Nazi, is trying to change all this, but everyone is too stoned to notice. Proverbs 12:24 "... the lazy man ..."
  6. Since everything in Holland is legal, they have a lot of empty prisons. No one in Holland knows what those are meant for. The Dutch are rumored to have a police force but they are too stoned to do anything useful with the exception of producing insane amounts of speeding tickets. Romans 1:30 "... inventors of evil things ..."
  7. The Dutch have an ugly hat wearing silly excuse for a queen who is not even Dutch as both her husband, father and grandfather all were Nazis who escaped criminal prosecution by joining the royal family. To keep the family line pure her retarded son Alexander is married to Máxima Zorreguieta who personally shot thousands of Argentinian farmers before she was forced to escape into the royal family as well. No one in the Dutch royal family speaks Dutch. 1 Corinthians 6:9 "... inherit the kingdom ... adulterers ..."
  8. The depraved little Dutch boy why is rumored to have used his finger to stop the flow of water from a dyke did not actually use his finger to achieve that... Romans 1:29 "... fornication ..."
  9. Right after betraying Anne Frank at the end of the Second World War the Dutch immediately started to slaughter as many innocent women and children in Indonesia as possible. This ended after the Americans kicked the Dutch out and restored peace and prosperity in Indonesia. Romans 1:32 "... worthy of death ... have pleasure in them ..."
All people of Holland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Denmark, Australia, England, The Netherlands, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
first of all.
the country is cald The Netherlands.
Holland is just a part of it.
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that is the vlagg from France you dump ass.
and most of your complanings arent even true.
like prostitution isnt allowed in the Netherlands. even as sex with chindren.
and we can play footbal.
the last world championship we get second.
not by luck.
and we are not affraid of war. we were in Afghanistan. and we dont run away. dut if you look at the map. our country is frickin tiny. so is our army.
point 4, 5, 6 doenst make any sence.
and point 7, you should be asshamed. we were one of the biggest vigtims from the Nazi's. and again, 'nobody in the royal famelie speaks Dutch' doesnt make sence dude.
and my last point. we only killed the Japanese army out of Indonesia. and then the U.S.A said, leave that country. and we did.

so now I proved you wrong. just please shut up about our country
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just please shut up about our country
Why? Are you so afraid that people will see straight trough your lies?
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the country is cald ... that is the vlagg
So you rape the American language and at the same time complain about other's alleged mistakes?

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You clearly have never been to Holland. Please do not post about subjects you know nothing about. This is what the Dutch government says on the subject: "Prostitutie is legaal zolang het gaat om vrijwillige seks tussen volwassenen." (Translation: I am right, Yordridge is wrong.)

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Apparently you missed that Holland did very bad in their recent practice match against Ecuador.

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I think the 5,894,716 Jews that died in World War II disagree with that statement.

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Apparently you missed the official Dutch apology for the severe crimes committed in Indonesia.
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So you rape the American language and at the same time complain about other's alleged mistakes?

Apparently you missed that Holland did very bad in their recent practice match against Ecuador.
That's why it is a "practice" match!
Watching the World Cup??
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That's why it is a "practice" match!
Watching the World Cup??
NO-ONE here watches that! Soccer is a homer game!

Read THIS

True Christians do not want to watch something like that.

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And if you watch that game and you are doing homersexual sin after that, it is your own fault! Your own homersexual nature made you to watch that!!!

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That's why it is a "practice" match! Watching the World Cup??
I didn't watch it but I heard the Dutch players were extremely disappointing in their match against Australia. So what's your point?
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Yes. Kids can just buy those in the supermarket.
Sorry to tell you, but this is not true. Since everybody is always stoned there are a lot of Polish and Turkish people working in The Netherlands. Everyday they bring the drugs you wish to use to your house and you hand over a new list for the next day.


Also The Netherlands is not between Poland and Turkey.
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...The Netherlands is not between Poland and Turkey.
Sure it is, if you go the long way.

Globes are fun.
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Sure it is, if you go the long way.

Globes are fun.
But, the earth is flat, isn't it?
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But, the earth is flat, isn't it?
Yes it is.

Good luck with convincing an atheist that They hate Jesus so much they ignore the Bible about common sense issues such as geography.

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Sorry to tell you, but this is not true. Since everybody is always stoned there are a lot of Polish and Turkish people working in The Netherlands. Everyday they bring the drugs you wish to use to your house and you hand over a new list for the next day.
Yes, but these are just the supermarket delivery men, aren't they? You can order deliveries over the internet.
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I do not know what is in those sinners mind. They are living under sea level. Do they think that they can surf the waves on wooden shoes when LORD raises the waters?

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