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Old 06-28-2014, 05:09 PM
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As you all know I wouldn't be aware of many of today's outrages if it weren't for my niece Brandi. While I still pray for her every day, at this point I've pretty much given up on trying to save her and I just let her know that when I point and laugh at her from Heaven as she's screaming in torment in Hell, that laughter will be with a heavy heart.

The other day I was visiting my sister and, to nobody's surprise, a hellish cacophony of Chinese chingchong "singing" combined with hard core rock and roll "death metal" starting assaulting our ears from Brandi's bedroom. I immediately fell to my knees in prayer begging Jesus to protect me from the demons I was about to encounter, then I got off and stormed into battle with Satan. I thought I was prepared until I saw this coming from Brandi's computer screen...



SATAN HAS NO SHAME! In his attempts to have China destroy God's United States, he has created a trio of Chinese trollops to infiltrate our children with their slutty rock and roll "music"!

These lithe young temptresses are "singing", but not singing praises to God!

Psalm 47:6 Sing praises to God, sing praises: sing praises unto our King, sing praises.

I don't know what their chingchong gibberish is, but it's not singing praises to the Lord! Are they doing as Psalm 149:3 says, "Let them praise his name in the dance"? NO! They are doing the kind of slutty dancing that angered moses in Exodus 32:19 - "And it came to pass, as soon as he came nigh unto the camp, that he saw the calf, and the dancing: and Moses' anger waxed hot, and he cast the tables out of his hands, and brake them beneath the mount." It's the kind of lascivious dancing that seduced Herod into beheading John the Baptist (Matthew 14:6-9), and they're doing it while dressed like whorish little witches!

Galatians 5:19-21 The acts of the flesh are obvious: sexual immorality, impurity and debauchery; idolatry and witchcraft; hatred, discord, jealousy, fits of rage, selfish ambition, dissensions, factions and envy; drunkenness, orgies, and the like. I warn you, as I did before, that those who live like this will not inherit the kingdom of God.

This sickness has gone too far. Is it any wonder that we have a Communist-In-Chief now instead of a real, AMERICAN president? When the liberals in Congress allows filth like this to cross our borders, we are truly lost as a nation!

Brothers and sisters in Christ, please join me in prayer and ask the Lord to bring us back up as a nation so we no longer have to suffer the stealth Chinese invasion of trash like this...



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Thank you, and God bless. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go vomit after seeing these demon-infested videos then spend the next several hours in my prayer closet.
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If you think that is bad, never listen to KPOP or jpop. My sister, sadly, denounced the ways of Christ, and listens to this stuff. When I was younger, I could sometimes hear it playing from her room, it is just as satanic as that, if not more. I wish it was only just this one satanic band, but sadly there are MANY MANY more just like it. I need to go pray now, I haven't heard that sort of stuff for ages, so I feel like I should go pray out the demons that were surely coming out of that music.
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If you think that is bad, never listen to KPOP or jpop. My sister, sadly, denounced the ways of Christ, and listens to this stuff. When I was younger, I could sometimes hear it playing from her room, it is just as satanic as that, if not more. I wish it was only just this one satanic band, but sadly there are MANY MANY more just like it. I need to go pray now, I haven't heard that sort of stuff for ages, so I feel like I should go pray out the demons that were surely coming out of that music.
You'll probably love my favorite band. They made their video clip in an abandoned church.

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You'll probably love my favorite band. They made their video clip in an abandoned church.


They are making a mockery of Christianity!! Go to hell for heavens sake is a good phrase, but not the way they are using it. Absolutely disgusting!!
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BABYMETAL BAND IS NOT CHINESE ...


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What does that matter? One Asian language is just like another. Okay fine, they are JAPANESE harlots who are going to hell. What is the difference exactly?
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