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Old 06-23-2014, 05:37 AM
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You people are so piffleing retarded. You do know that 85 percent of the bronie community are straight males who only watch the show cause

1. It has good morals
2. It is a good show
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Old 06-23-2014, 05:42 AM
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You people are so piffleing retarded. You do know that 85 percent of the bronie community are straight males who only watch the show cause

1. It has good morals
2. It is a good show
Man-animal relations show "good morals" to you???

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Old 06-23-2014, 06:01 AM
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Man-animal relations show "good morals" to you???

It has no animal relations in this show. It has lessons about how to treat people kindly and how all people have differences. Their are allot of valuble morals in the show and based on what i've experienced on this site allot people need to learn them. So I ask you Mr. Smyth, Do you understand how to treat people as equals cause it certainly does say in the magic book the same morals taught in this show.
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This show has taught me many great morals to use in life, I love it.
Bestiality and gaysexuality might seem like great morals for heathens, but in reality God hates both. We rational Christians know better, because we follow the word of God.

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A pervert sees perversion everywhere.
Obviously there are many perverts in this forum.
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Old 06-30-2014, 10:57 AM
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A pervert sees perversion everywhere.
Obviously there are many perverts in this forum.
Please go to the Introduction Forum and tells us a little about yourself, you seem a bit confused: True Christians™ are not perverts.

1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."
Revelation 1:5 "And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood"
1st John 3:9 "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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A pervert sees perversion everywhere.
Obviously there are many perverts in this forum.
(Read my signature)

Wow I did not expect that changing my signature would be THIS useful.

This forum is not perverted. Except for the homosexual trolls that often come here, no Christian is perverted.
James 1:14-15

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I think I owe you an explanation.
MLP is not a product to my liking, but for different reasons to those discussed on this forum.
I believe that MLP shows few positive values ​​about friendship and respect, but from a point of view too banal or wimpsy. I think this values transmitted in MLP are more bad than good, even more, considering that the target are very infuenciable young children.
On the other hand, I can not see any sign of perversion or Satanism in this series, beyond which each one can imagine in his own mind.
Of course, I respect all opinions.

Mathew 5:1 Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they will be called children of God.

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I think I owe you an explanation.
MLP is not a product to my liking, but for different reasons to those discussed on this forum.
I believe that MLP shows few positive values ​​about friendship and respect, but from a point of view too banal or wimpsy. I think this values transmitted in MLP are more bad than good, even more, considering that the target are very infuenciable young children.
On the other hand, I can not see any sign of perversion or Satanism in this series, beyond which each one can imagine in his own mind.
Of course, I respect all opinions.

Mathew 5:1 Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they will be called children of God.

(Apologies for my english, it's not my main lenguage)
You may think it is harmless but let me repost the following.

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"My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is the title of a television show supposedly intended for little girls. For some reason, however, the main audience has turned out to be older men and teenagers between the ages of 15 and 35. These men call themselves "bronies".



These psychotic manchildren know very well that Jesus died on the cross for our sins. Yet they think it's alright to spit in God's face and reject His gift of eternal life. What they don't know, however, is that they are actually facing demonic forces coming at them using subliminal mind control through the power of suggestion.
Matthew 9:32 As they went out, behold, they brought to him a dumb man possessed with a devil.

1 Corinthians 15:33 Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners.
This children's show might seem innocent at first. But, in reality, it is nothing but a recruitment vehicle for all the worst perversions imaginable. Let's take a look at few examples:


HOMOSEXUALITY



As you can see, this little pony's tail is in the exact same colors as the homosexual flag. A coincidence? Not very likely. This is clearly an attempt to plant a subliminal message in people's minds that anal sex is normal and should be accepted as such in our society. We have seen similar attempts in the music industry, Pink Floyd's "The Dark Side of the Moon" being the most obvious example.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

WICCA/OCCULTISM


Here we can see the main characters, a purple unicorn and her baby dragon. Don't be deceived. While one might embrace the fact that the show accepts the Biblically proven existence of dragons (Job 30:29, Isaiah 13:22) and unicorns (Job 39:9, Isaiah 34:7), it should be noted that this particular unicorn is a practitioner of occultism and magic. In the show she is often seen reading books on witchcraft and performing various wiccan spells.
2 Chronicles 33:6 And he caused his children to pass through the fire in the valley of the son of Hinnom: also he observed times, and used enchantments, and used witchcraft, and dealt with a familiar spirit, and with wizards: he wrought much evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger.

FURRIES/BESTIALITY

Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
This disgusting phenomena can easily be explained by how the show secretly plants sexual messages in people's minds:



DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN FALL UNDER THE SPELLS OF THESE SATANIC CARTOONS OR THEY MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS PERVERT:

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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By the way, let me ask you a question.

What if fantasy or magic of a unicorn could eradicate all the hunger and suffering in the world, you call it satan?
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By the way, let me ask you a question.

What if fantasy or magic of a unicorn could eradicate all the hunger and suffering in the world, you call it satan?
I don't understand the question. Unicorns died out during the flood.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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We rational Christians know better, because we follow the word of God.

GLORY!
MURDER AND GENOCIDE:
Genesis 7:18-23
Job 9:22
Exodus 12:29
Exodus 12:36
Exodus 32:27-29
Deuteronomy 13:6-11
Numbers 31:17
Deuteronomy 13:13-19
Romans 9:21-22
Isaiah 13:15-18
1 Samuel 15:3

ANIMAL AND HUMAN SACRIFICE:
Exodus 20:24
Hebrews 9:22
Leviticus 1:9
Judges 11:30-39
Hebrews 10:10
Numbers 31:40

TORTURE:
Revelation 9:5-6
Revelation 20:10-15
Revelations 21:8

CHILD ABUSE:
Genesis 22:2-10
Exodus 12:29
2 Samuel 12:15-18
2 Kings 2:23-24
Proverbs 23:13-14
Mark 7:9-13
John 3:5

ANIMAL ABUSE:
Joshua 11:6
Genesis 7:18-23

THEFT:
Deuteronomy 20:13-14
Luke 19:30-35

SLAVERY:
Leviticus 25:44-46
Exodus 21:7
1 Peter 2:18
Ephesians 6:5,7
Exodus 21:20-21

PEDOPHILIA:
Numbers 31:17-18
Exodus 21:7-11

RAPE:
Numbers 31:17-18
Genesis 19:8
2 Peter 2:7-8
2 Samuel 12:11
Deuteronomy 22:28-29

INCEST:
Genesis 19:36
Genesis 3:20
Genesis 7:1 and 13
Genesis 9:1

CANNIBALISM:
Jeremiah 19:9
Deuteronomy 28:53
Leviticus 26:27-29
John 6: 47

BETRAYAL:
John 13:21
Hebrews 10:9-10
Exodus 10:1
Romans 9:17-18
Ezekiel 20:25-26
Genesis 2:16-17
Genesis 3:4-5
Genesis 3:22
1 Peter 5:8
John 8:44

LYING:
Genesis 22:2
Genesis 8:21
2 Peter 3:10-11
1 Kings 22:23
2 Thessalonians 2:11
Ezekiel 14:9
Exodus 33:2
1 Timothy 6:15-16
John 1:18
Genesis 32:30
Exodus 6:2-3
Exodus 24:9-11
Exodus 33:11
Numbers 12:7-8
Proverbs 30:5-6
Isaiah 45:7
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What does any of that have to do with My Little Pony?
Is he boasting that all of the above feature in My Little Pony/the brony lifestyle choice?
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By the way, let me ask you a question.

What if fantasy or magic of a unicorn could eradicate all the hunger and suffering in the world, you call it satan?
Yet they can't, cause unicorns died off, that's because God knew they were backstabbing pricks, and the only people who enjoy "unicorn-like" stuff are those backstabbers who act all friendly in front of a person. But as soon as said person turns around, you can hear the knife come out of the backstabber's pocket.
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To: Brony hating bible humping people who like to call themselves Christians.

You people are idiots. Try to do some REAL research before you start a topic. A Brony tale documentary Available on itunes and Brony Chronicles by Saberspark on YouTube is a good start.

We are harmless yes some may yell back and that will give you more fuel but those are only some. There is even some who are part of Bronies for good. A group who get donations that go STRAIGHT to helping those in need http://broniesforgood.org/
Your Jesus loves everyone. Do me a favor. Go learn Latin and read the real 1000+ year old texts.

To those that say we are pedophiles. HAHAHAHAHA try again. I was molested as a child by a cousin and raped as a teenager by other people even thought my family brought me up Christian. I only enjoy having sex with my loving fiance so pedophilia is WAY out the window.

From. A 24 year old girl wiccan brony engaged to a transgender female to male Shinto Buddhist. Blessed Be bitches! )O(
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To: Brony hating bible humping people who like to call themselves Christians.

You people are idiots. Try to do some REAL research before you start a topic. A Brony tale documentary Available on itunes and Brony Chronicles by Saberspark on YouTube is a good start.

We are harmless yes some may yell back and that will give you more fuel but those are only some. There is even some who are part of Bronies for good. A group who get donations that go STRAIGHT to helping those in need [porno link deleted]
Your Jesus loves everyone. Do me a favor. Go learn Latin and read the real 1000+ year old texts.

To those that say we are pedophiles. HAHAHAHAHA try again. I was molested as a child by a cousin and raped as a teenager by other people even thought my family brought me up Christian. I only enjoy having sex with my loving fiance so pedophilia is WAY out the window.

From. A 24 year old girl wiccan brony engaged to a transgender female to male Shinto Buddhist. Blessed Be bitches! )O(
Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

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How am I a prostitute? I have never waled the streets for money. I live with my fiance and only have sex with him.

Also we wiccans do not worship Satan we don't even believe in him
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You people are idiots.
Hello, Jimjams. Like you, I am a newcomer to this site. You and me have the right to disagree with this particular Christian group; however, I don't believe that insults will lead to anything positive. You have your beliefs, they have theirs. Why can't you be more tolerant and less ethnocentric?

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This is a particularly interesting statement, especially given that later you say the following:

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Your Jesus loves everyone. Do me a favor. Go learn Latin and read the real 1000+ year old texts.
If you have done "some REAL research" on this issue, you would know that:

1) Jesus does love everyone, but that does not prevent Him from sending sinners (the majority of people) to Hell.

2) Latin isn't helpful for reading the original text of the Bible because neither Old nor New Testament were written in Latin.
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Hello, Jimjams. Like you, I am a newcomer to this site. You and me have the right to disagree with this particular Christian group; however, I don't believe that insults will lead to anything positive. You have your beliefs, they have theirs. Why can't you be more tolerant and less ethnocentric?
Hello Dolores, and welcome to our friendly forums. You might have to use smaller words for our Wendy the Good Little Witch wanna be.

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This is a particularly interesting statement, especially given that later you say the following:

If you have done "some REAL research" on this issue, you would know that:

1) Jesus does love everyone, but that does not prevent Him from sending sinners (the majority of people) to Hell.

2) Latin isn't helpful for reading the original text of the Bible because neither Old nor New Testament were written in Latin.
1) Please share the verse that states Jesus loves everyone. Protip, John 3:16 doesn't say it.

2) If the Holy Bible required the True Christian™ to read and understand Greek or Aramaic to be guided in the Truth™, the Good Lord would have created us knowing it instinctively. Instead, if you'd done "some REAL research" on this issue, you'd know that faith comes from hearing the Word of God (Romans 10:17), not on studying foreign languages. Righteousness doesn't come from Rosetta Stone, dear, but from fearing and trusting the LORD (Proverbs 9:10).
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