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Old 04-30-2014, 03:02 AM
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All i say is in this world we have to show kids God, and love, inorder for them to be free of evil. Hate and cutting them down is driving them away.telling them if they dont love God now they will never have his love. They feel its too late. Never is that so. We have to lead them as adults, not hate them for their immature choices.
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Old 04-30-2014, 09:49 AM
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Where did you guys get the idea that emo=satan?

I hope that is helpful.
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Old 04-30-2014, 09:59 AM
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Let's see what Jesus says:
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All i say is in this world we have to show kids God, and love, inorder for them to be free of evil. Hate and cutting them down is driving them away.telling them if they dont love God now they will never have his love. They feel its too late. Never is that so. We have to lead them as adults, not hate them for their immature choices.


Luke 14:26 [Jesus speaking] If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. KJV


You see, God's standard is not the same as your standard. And when you think about it, if it were there would be no need for Him to explain the difference would there.


There would not.


But He has explained, and in this historical account preserved for us by Luke—a doctor—we are reminded just how far short of Jesus standard the secularist world view falls short.
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Can we discuss the song in question?

The story line is an Atheists view of the afterlife. The concept album is about a character (named the patient) who died of cancer. His fondest memory is of when his father took him to a marching band. So his journey to the afterlife is based around a parade. As mentioned in the lyrics.

When I was, a young boy, my father, took me into the city,
To see a marching band.
He said "son when, you grow up..."
"Would you be, the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"
He said "will you, defeat them? Your demons, and all the nonbelievers?"
"The plans that they have made?"
"Because one day, I'll leave you. A phantom, to lead you in the summer."
"To join the Black Parade!"
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The rest if the song is about carrying on and accepting their fate.



The cross that's on rhythm guitarist Frank Iero. You see crosses on everything! The backs of pants, purses, shirts, etc. And the people who wear it aren't Christian. So you can't instantly say that they are posers.
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Can we discuss the song in question?

The story line is an Atheists view of the afterlife.
Atheists do not accept that an afterlife exists. Here are what the lyrics of an atheist song about the afterlife would look like:
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Gerard Way has the right to state beliefs. If this is what he believes happens when you die. They are not a "death cult" because of this belief. And they are not emo.
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Gerard Way has the right to state beliefs...
*yawn* And others have the right to state their belief that those beliefs are wrong.

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...They are not a "death cult" because of this belief. And they are not emo.
Your unsupported assertions are irrelevant here.
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Wait a second, My Chemical Romance broke up. What's the point of this if they're no longer making music?
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Wait a second, My Chemical Romance broke up. What's the point of this if they're no longer making music?
If you mean, "What's the point of my complaining about how people treat a band that's already broken up?", then yeah, I'm kinda curious, too.
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Praise the lord that this infernal band of hate and dishonesty corrupting our childrens minds with heathen music and words have broken up, God hath destroy there souls like the flood to those non believers
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I adore MCR! They are brilliant, they help kids suffering with self harm and suicidal thoughts.
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mcr rocks :3 quit being an ignorant ass.. I'm not going to stop listening to mcr.. Your false facts are not convincing me to stop loving that band cx sorry.. Nice try though. If I go to hell for listening to some awesome music I'll meet you guys there c:
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Mcr helped me out when my prayers weren't answered. They saved me<3
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my prayers weren't answered.
Jesus does not answer prayers of hateful heathens like you. We prayed 2013 that Jesus would break up this band, and because we are Christians Jesus broke the band.

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Jesus does not answer prayers of hateful heathens like you. We prayed 2013 that Jesus would break up this band, and because we are Christians Jesus broke the band.

GLORY!


And I am sure there were sinners praying they would last forever. Proof that He only answers the prayers of those He chooses worthy.
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Mcr helped me out when my prayers weren't answered. They saved me<3
Friend, somebody played a trick on you.

Back when I was in Seminary School, some of the guys in my dorm would talk real spooky over the intercom system, and they'd get some Freshman to believe that God was talking to them, because the rest of us would just go about our business and say we didn't hear anything, and so this kid would think that he was having a religious experience, and then we'd make him think that God wanted him to take off all his clothes and run around the Chapel 12 times while shouting "Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed." (which as everyone knows is Job 38:11), and oh what fun we had.

Anyway son, that wasn't Mcr answering your Prayers. It was probably your cousin Joey messin with you.
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Im sorry, but just confused... Are you all saying that My Chemical Romance, a very successful band of their time, who also made music that actually saved lives (considering one of my band mates was going to commit suicide, then I played him this song by MCR and he back out), are basically making music for Satan to convert Catholics into Satanist bastards (considering I'm part of the KOC Squires of New Jersey and part of my churches youth group)?
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Im sorry, but just confused... Are you all saying that My Chemical Romance, a very successful band of their time, who also made music that actually saved lives (considering one of my band mates was going to commit suicide, then I played him this song by MCR and he back out), are basically making music for Satan to convert Catholics into Satanist bastards (considering I'm part of the KOC Squires of New Jersey and part of my churches youth group)?
Catholics aren't Christians in the first place, dear. They are already following Satan strait to the very depths of Hell.

But if you think MCR saved your friend's life, you are sorely mistaken. Satan swooped in his diabolical arm to stop your friend (like how he changes your friend's mind without his knowledge or permission?) for the purposes of using him as his own hand-picked Puppet Of Sin. I wouldn't trust anyone whose mouth moves by the work of Satan himself, manipulating him in some creepy ventriloquist act.
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Catholics aren't Christians in the first place, dear. They are already following Satan strait to the very depths of Hell.

But if you think MCR saved your friend's life, you are sorely mistaken. Satan swooped in his diabolical arm to stop your friend (like how he changes your friend's mind without his knowledge or permission?) for the purposes of using him as his own hand-picked Puppet Of Sin. I wouldn't trust anyone whose mouth moves by the work of Satan himself, manipulating him in some creepy ventriloquist act.
Well, I was raised as a Catholic, not some protestant wannabe Christian...OK that was a bit harsh, but still. I believe that my faith will prevail, what I like is my life, and people shouldn't judge people by what they like. Because it's THEIR life, which means you don't have to correct anyone if you think their wrong, or post anything without fully understanding the cause. Thank you and Turrah!
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