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A lot of people say that. It's amazing what faith enables us to do, isn't it? It can move mountains. I hope you are moved.
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You have a spirit? A familiar spirit?

Le:19:31: Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.
Le:20:6: And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.
Le:20:27: A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
De:18:11: Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.


I don't think your familiar spirit will be any happier after reading that.

You're disgusting. I hope God sees fit to explode one of your volcanoes.
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I'm not sure where these islands are, or if they even exist.
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Old 02-04-2014, 04:53 AM
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I'm not sure where these islands are, or if they even exist.
Exodus 9:1 ?

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I saw this post and i just had to make an account to tell this guy (Brother Alex) how retarded he is.
1. Is true can't say anything about that.
2. Yeah, it's only 50,000 people here, but there is not a lot that is suffering from a lot of metal and physical disabilities.
3. We have our own official government.
4. Here are a lot of Christian people.
5. We don't have a national holiday called Onan's voka.
6. wtf are you talking about? We have a dance that we call (the folk dance) nothing to do with demons what so ever.
7. What? you need to be 18 before you are allowed to drink so I don't know what you are talking about?
8. That it is a ram don't have anything with the approval of bestiality that is just what we chose.
And one last thing idiot that is the wrong flag you posted.
This is the real one:
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Old 07-03-2014, 04:39 AM
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Thats not your flag, thats just a defaced Scottish flag with some blue added to it.
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Thats not your flag, thats just a defaced Scottish flag with some blue added to it.
Don't looks like you have ever seen a scottish flag before.
This is a scottish flag:
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4. Here are a lot of Christian people.
8. That it is a ram don't have anything with the approval of bestiality that is just what we chose.

Góđan dagin

Stuttligt at hitta teg.

As the above issues (4 and 8) are among the most CRUCIAL regarding your possible release from SATAN, I concentrate on them.

It's difficult to see the foolishness and mistakes of one's own life and culture, is it not?

Proverbs 16:2
All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the LORD weigheth the spirits.
(For your convenience: Allar leiđir mansins eru reinar í hansara egnu eygum, men HARRIN vigar andarnar.)

First issue. Faroese people are NOT Christians. They are Lutherans (more than 80%). Loot her anusians are cat licks in disguise and cat licks are not Christians. Admittedly, 10% of your population on your desolate skerries belong to Brřđrasamkoman, a branch of Plymouth Brethren, which do have some admirable properties, separate roles for men and women, reliance on Bible, proper baptism, etc. Such a minority is of course not adequate to counterweight the disastrous effect Loot her anusism has had on your society.

Furthermore, you society is on the verge of the Sodomitic Meltdown and ultimate Disaster! Your age of consent has been set at 15 for both sinful pre-marital regular sex but also for HOMERSEX. This means that HOMERS HAVE THE LEGAL RIGHT AND OBLIGATION TO BANG YOUNG BOYS AS MUCH AS THEY WISH! Your population wants to introduce HOMER MARRIAGE by a wide margin.

A society that propagates these vile practices is NOT Christian, albeit some individuals may try to cling to Faith despite of the overall situation.

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That it is a ram don't have anything with the approval of bestiality that is just what we chose.


This is outrageous. You admit that bestiality is something you CHOSE deliberately!



Exodus 22:19
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

(For your convenience: Ein og hvřr, iđ hevur viđ kríatúr at gera, skal lata lív.)


These are some of the principal issues you'll have to deal with to escape the WRATH OF GOD.

Exodus 22:24
And my wrath shall wax hot, and I will kill you with the sword; and your wives shall be widows, and your children fatherless.
(Og vreiđi Mín skal tendrast, og Eg skal sláa tykkum viđ svřrđi, so konur tykkara verđa einkjur, og břrn tykkara fađirleys.)


Denial is not the way to combat these things. Instead, do repentance, fasting, sackcloth (despite your abominable climate). Then we can talk again.

Jonah 3:8 But let man and beast be covered with sackcloth , and cry mightily unto God: yea, let them turn every one from his evil way, and from the violence that is in their hands. (Nei, tey skulu sveipast í syrgibúna, bćđi menniskju og kríatúr; og tey skulu rópa til Gud, alt tađ tey eru ment - og venda viđ, hvřr av óndu leiđ síni og frá órćttinum, iđ hongur uppi í hondum hansara.)


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This is a scottish flag:
That does not look like a flag at all. That picture has nothing to do with Faroe Islands. That looks like there are four triangles - and if it is from satanic Scotland, here is something for you to read.

"The never-ending blizzard of triangle designs we encounter daily is intended to induce a trance state in those who are bombarded day and night by it."

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Marrs writes a quite cogent and easily understandable presentation of what a triangle can be.
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That does not look like a flag at all. That picture has nothing to do with Faroe Islands. That looks like there are four triangles - and if it is from satanic Scotland, here is something for you to read.

"The never-ending blizzard of triangle designs we encounter daily is intended to induce a trance state in those who are bombarded day and night by it."

-Texe Marrs -


Marrs writes a quite cogent and easily understandable presentation of what a triangle can be.
Dear Brother Marko,

While the above links seem valid and have an internal logic, I would not totally condemn number three-based issues, such as triangles. The obvious example is the TRINITY, the constellation of our GOD and His corporal manifestation and His Spirit in the material world and in His ETERNITY.

Of course, SATAN can use ANYTHING for his abominable pleasures and twisted practices. However, let's at this point refrain from generalizations.


John 15:26
But when the Comforter is come, whom I will send unto you from the Father, [even] the Spirit of truth, which proceedeth from the Father, he shall testify of me:

John 10:30
I and [my] Father are one.


John 1:14
And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.


Let us pray that the degenerate people of the Faroese rocks REPENT and FIND JESUS in HIS GLORY! However, the chances seem to be meager and I won't be too disappointed nor at all surprised when I see them writhing in Hellfire come RAPTURE.

Yours in Christ,

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Dear Brother Marko,

While the above links seem valid and have an internal logic, I would not totally condemn number three-based issues, such as triangles. The obvious example is the TRINITY, the constellation of our GOD and His corporal manifestation and His Spirit in the material world and in His ETERNITY.

Of course, SATAN can use ANYTHING for his abominable pleasures and twisted practices. However, let's at this point refrain from generalizations.


John 15:26
But when the Comforter is come, whom I will send unto you from the Father, [even] the Spirit of truth, which proceedeth from the Father, he shall testify of me:

John 10:30
I and [my] Father are one.


John 1:14
And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.


Let us pray that the degenerate people of the Faroese rocks REPENT and FIND JESUS in HIS GLORY! However, the chances seem to be meager and I won't be too disappointed nor at all surprised when I see them writhing in Hellfire come RAPTURE.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer
Thank you Sire Elmer

As a simple minded peasant, all the symbolic things go far from my understanding. That is why I just stick in the and try to understand it with my incomplete American language skills and with this book. Often I make mistakes and understand wrong, but with the Holy Ghost everything is easier and I know that God will bless me for it.

John 14:23-26

By no means am i saying that symbols are wrong. I just do not understand such highly intelligent things.
However, I think TRINITY is symbolized by an equilateral triangle, and that is quite different from these strange blue figures.
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