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Satan's Entertainment Discussion for Movies/TV/Music/Video Games/Pop Culture. How HELLY-wood is destroying our society and parents can learn to protect their children from sinful influences like Disney, Pacman, and Tic-Tac-Toe.

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Old 07-03-2014, 12:17 PM
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if you're going to make racist comments at least make them remotely believable.

i think that you white people are just weak.
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Why are all these ornamentals always so racist? It must be because they don't have Jesus in their lives, so they are filled with hate.
It because the Celestials are jealous of the booming American economy, medical health, education and dedication to giving each and every man the vote.

They also hate the way our children are protected in schools by armed teachers and the ability at ANY TIME for the entire population to bear arms against any tyranny that might tyranise them.

America has a war on drugs: America has the moral destiny to fulfil and our dedication to God will see the great nation through to pre eminance as the leader of the free world.

China has paper and fireworks.

USA! USA!

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yes praise jesus for that is photoshopped you stupid racist wench. Why don't you learn how to figure that out before using a computer and surfing the internet.

And why are all you so racist. Why don't you all go back to church. I'm pretty sure if god was real, he would be disappointed in you guys. All you do is hate on other countries/races/religion, think everything is against the bible. I mean the book of genesis has been disproven right. The universe wasn't made is 6000 years(bunch of lies) noah arc was fake, and its impossible to carry all the types of animals and plants in the world even if you tried to say they only carried the "kinds" of animals and plants like Ken ham was trying to suggest.
Go. Hit us with your 'proof' that the bible is wrong.
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