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... also their are many, many homosexual soldiers in the US...
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Also, you are mistaking the US military with the Swedish military.
You know, the country that encourages homosexuality and feminism?
Yeah, it'd be nice if you were to learn geography, before you were to spout your mouth, only the cleanest and most loyal US citizens are in the military, statistics show, that there is a 0% of homosexuals in the US military. My evidence? I served in the military my self, and I'm sure as hell my Staff Sergeant wouldn't lie to me.
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Also, you are mistaking the US military with the Swedish military.
You know, the country that encourages homosexuality and feminism?
Yeah, it'd be nice if you were to learn geography, before you were to spout your mouth, only the cleanest and most loyal US citizens are in the military, statistics show, that there is a 0% of homosexuals in the US military. My evidence? I served in the military my self, and I'm sure as hell my Staff Sergeant wouldn't lie to me.
Amen! You can't expect the worlds strongest military force to be run by a bunch of sissies!

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first i must say thank you all for this board so i can keep my son away from nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth

as grateful as i am i am here to tell you all to ban team fortress 2 (abbreviated as TF2) for the following reasons

i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY

first off this is their artwork they use to advertise to the MASSES



as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)

there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")

they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it

i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends

if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!

hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!

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I am afraid you cant detect the OBVIOUS humoristic tone of the franchise. This game was in development for 9 YEARS. ValVe is very polite when it comes to gaming. The comic where the soldier appears to be gay was an obvious joke and totally not the point of the game at all. Each class represents a country with 2 classes representing USA the scout from NY and Soldier for an american overgeneralization. The Medic class is the closest representation of God you could find in any videogame; MvM gameplay with the Medic is awesome. Also, kids dont see graphics nor little details. The point of videogames is GAMEPLAY. Which is how much the player enjoys playing. Everything you see as offensive is clever marketing for people who can take jokes and laugh about themselves for a while. TF2 is a masterpiece of videogame. You should try this videogame for PC I found it to be amazing. http://download.cnet.com/The-You-Tes...-10907896.html
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I am afraid you cant detect the OBVIOUS humoristic tone of the franchise. This game was in development for 9 YEARS. ValVe is very polite when it comes to gaming. The comic where the soldier appears to be gay was an obvious joke and totally not the point of the game at all. Each class represents a country with 2 classes representing USA the scout from NY and Soldier for an american overgeneralization. The Medic class is the closest representation of God you could find in any videogame; MvM gameplay with the Medic is awesome. Also, kids dont see graphics nor little details. The point of videogames is GAMEPLAY. Which is how much the player enjoys playing. Everything you see as offensive is clever marketing for people who can take jokes and laugh about themselves for a while. TF2 is a masterpiece of videogame. You should try this videogame for PC I found it to be amazing. http://download.cnet.com/The-You-Tes...-10907896.html

I'm not sure I want to click that link. You have already shown your taste for satanic games. I have no wish to see more of Satan.
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I'm not sure I want to click that link. You have already shown your taste for satanic games. I have no wish to see more of Satan.
There's no satan in team fortress. If you wanna play a game with satan in it play castlevania.
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If you'd read what people write, you wouldn't make stupid suggestions that they do something that they've already said they don't want to do.
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I'm not sure I want to click that link. You have already shown your taste for satanic games. I have no wish to see more of Satan.
Dont worry, that game is called "The you testament" It was pretty amazing to play, the story is that you are a prophet and you have to follow Jesus around the map to precense biblical events. As you go, you gain Jesus-like abilities (all teached by him as a reward for finding him) The game mechanics have pretty symbolical meaning like if you hold a bag of money, your sin meter increases, if you hold something holy, your faith meter increases. I believe that there is a way to mess things up and actually become an anti-prophet but I had never tried that. The creator of the game is religious so dont expect any demonic inuendo (there is only 1, I think that if you press e and x as for explosion, random explosions come out of nowhere). You can end the game either by winning by successfully following Jesus around or lose it by comitting crimes and getting crucified(although you get a realistic judgement and you might get pardoned from crucifiction). There is also a muslim version of this game that follows the same mechanic but that is not relevant... You might find the graphics disturbing but that is just how the guy makes his character for his original designs.
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Team Fortress 2 is the devils game, it teaches children and young adults who estranged themselves from God. The game teaches violence, greed, homosexual behavior, but worse of all...fun. Of the 150+ hours of investigation I put into it I have found that it gives people unholy and sinful amounts of fun. With the colorful hats and creative weapons it is almost Satanic.
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Wow thats a great image from the game you found, thanks! I'm gonna use it as my desktop wallpaper!
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If that's true than why is there the "Don't ask, Don't tell" law?
I'm a tad confused as to how that relates, but anyways....

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This goes out to all the people who think "Valve is the devil and we all need to be purified just because we saw the name, let alone talking in public about it".

First off, tell me exactly how Valve is the devil incarnate. If you can provide a compelling argument, I will happily agree. But to just bash not only people, but an entire community? Excuse me, but isn't that against your divine rules?

Second, half of you dimwits can't even use proper english or spell correctly.

Third, the game is a running joke of sorts. The "demonic" soldier is supposed to portray (get ready for this) the stereotypical AMERICAN. Guess why? BECAUSE HE OVERACTS TO EVERYTHING. JUST LIKE A CERTAIN WEBSITE/USER. And it has been proven that most, if not all, of the characters in-game are mentally unstable. So good job, you just bashed a bunch of mentally handicapped people. Do you feel happy yet? Not only that, but all of them are orphans. So you just made fun of mentally retarded orphans. Good job.

Please, do your best to respond to me.

That is, if I can tell what you're trying to say because almost nobody can spell.

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...it has been proven that most, if not all, of the characters in-game are mentally unstable. So good job, you just bashed a bunch of mentally handicapped people. Do you feel happy yet? Not only that, but all of them are orphans...
So your saying that the point of the game is therefore to kill mentally handicapped orphans?

Go, you!



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This goes out to all the people who think "Valve is the devil and we all need to be purified just because we saw the name, let alone talking in public about it".

First off, tell me exactly how Valve is the devil incarnate. If you can provide a compelling argument, I will happily agree. But to just bash not only people, but an entire community? Excuse me, but isn't that against your divine rules?

Second, half of you dimwits can't even use proper english or spell correctly.

Third, the game is a running joke of sorts. The "demonic" soldier is supposed to portray (get ready for this) the stereotypical AMERICAN. Guess why? BECAUSE HE OVERACTS TO EVERYTHING. JUST LIKE A CERTAIN WEBSITE/USER. And it has been proven that most, if not all, of the characters in-game are mentally unstable. So good job, you just bashed a bunch of mentally handicapped people. Do you feel happy yet? Not only that, but all of them are orphans. So you just made fun of mentally retarded orphans. Good job.

Please, do your best to respond to me.

That is, if I can tell what you're trying to say because almost nobody can spell.

Oh, and that's not all. That's just all I can remember right now. I will post more later.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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hi all

first i must say thank you all for this board so i can keep my son away from nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth

as grateful as i am i am here to tell you all to ban team fortress 2 (abbreviated as TF2) for the following reasons

i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY

first off this is their artwork they use to advertise to the MASSES



as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)

there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")

they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it

i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends

if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!

hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!

-baseballmom67
Welp. It seems that I have come across another one of THESE.
Now, before I go on, yes, I am christian. I do believe in god. I'm confused as to how everything got here, but I don't think that's for humans to figure out right now.
Anyway... if you truly loved God, and loved those who you care about... you would embrace the differences they have. I am straight, plan to marry my girlfriend soon, have a family and all that. Live a good life...
I do, however am fine with homosexuality. Even though I would never do it myself, I find it should be fine for others to be different. Sometimes they cannot help it. So, I support it.
Now, you guys raging? All rared up n' ready to go? Oh, ho oh. Attacking games like Team Fortress 2, Pokemon, movies like Star Wars... You must be a special kind of stupid.
You really dislike these games? That's fine. Understandable. But you should NOT force this utter bull crap upon others who do not deserve it. Sure, they may be your sons or daughters, or brothers and sisters, but I know so many good-hearted people who play these games. They're devout followers of Christ, too...
Seriously. Chill the hell out, kiddo. Know that god loves everyone. He doesn't hate gays. If he did, they wouldn't be here.

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Anyway... if you truly loved God, and loved those who you care about... you would embrace the differences they have. I am straight, plan to marry my girlfriend soon, have a family and all that. Live a good life...
I do, however am fine with homosexuality. Even though I would never do it myself, I find it should be fine for others to be different. Sometimes they cannot help it. So, I support it.
Then tell us how you read the Bible passages on homosexuality.

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That doesn't mean they're saved:

[Matthew 7:21-23 KJV] 21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? 23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Seriously. Chill the hell out, kiddo. Know that god loves everyone. He doesn't hate gays. If he did, they wouldn't be here.
Nonsense.

[Proverbs 16:4 KJV] 4 The LORD hath made all [things] for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

[Romans 9:19-24 KJV] 19 Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will? 20 Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed [it], Why hast thou made me thus? 21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? 22 [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: 23 And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, 24 Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?


You say you're a Christian, but how much of the Bible have you read?
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Then tell us how you read the Bible passages on homosexuality.

That doesn't mean they're saved:

[Matthew 7:21-23 KJV] 21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? 23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Nonsense.

[Proverbs 16:4 KJV] 4 The LORD hath made all [things] for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

[Romans 9:19-24 KJV] 19 Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will? 20 Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed [it], Why hast thou made me thus? 21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? 22 [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: 23 And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, 24 Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?


You say you're a Christian, but how much of the Bible have you read?
I admit the Bible was rather... borrrring. However, You're not required to follow everything to the letter to be saved. Act smart. I know you've got it in ya, buddy.
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I admit the Bible was rather... borrrring. However, You're not required to follow everything to the letter to be saved. Act smart. I know you've got it in ya, buddy.
So tell us how you know which parts you need to follow to be saved and which parts are merely helpful suggestions. Also, what do you make of this?

[Matthew 4:4 KJV] 4 But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Note: Every word, not just the ones that you like.
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Act smart. I know you've got it in ya, buddy.
Using an ad hominem attack like that doesn't exactly help your case.
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