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Old 07-22-2014, 06:20 PM
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daily, they must be beaten.if not they are going to play the boss

whether they are going to be the slut ,
and they will no longer read the Bible ,so you have to beat your wife every day
Well you're a bit of a pervert there, aren't you? When the OP talks about spanking the wife, he does so from the perspective of a True Christian™ man, and devout follower of Jesus. When you do it, you do so from the perspective of a sinner who likes to beat women into submission for your kinky roll playing games. Why do you hate women so much? You mother ignored you or something?
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I have seen that many women do not want to read the Bible
but act as if reading. Spanking
is needed if they do not listen to her husband if need every day beatings
the lord will cure her and make her Christian
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I have seen that many women do not want to read the Bible
but act as if reading. Spanking
is needed if they do not listen to her husband if need every day beatings
the lord will cure her and make her Christian
Then spank them with your Bible. Haven't you ever heard of osmosis?
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I spank my wife every day so she can remember Jesus's pain, and God's wrath. She is thankful for it, even though it hurts. Once a person living down the block (he would've been banned from this church, he stuck his foot in the door and insisted on coming in. He was lucky I didnt grab my gun, once I was robbed, and I pumped the robber so full of lead, we had to use him as a pencil instead ) and when he saw me beating my wife with whatever was handy, this time a broom she had been sweeping with, he freaked. I pointed out that my wife wasn't a 'free thinker' (witch) and she behaved perfectly. His wife was the polar opposite, like a northerner to one of us southerners. He got real quiet after that, soon I might get him to convert and save his soul!
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Well you're a bit of a pervert there, aren't you? When the OP talks about spanking the wife, he does so from the perspective of a True Christian™ man, and devout follower of Jesus. When you do it, you do so from the perspective of a sinner who likes to beat women into submission for your kinky roll playing games. Why do you hate women so much? You mother ignored you or something?
I have heard this can come from watching porn and masterbating as a child. Pray he will be saved by Jesus.
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I spank my wife every day so she can remember Jesus's pain, and God's wrath. She is thankful for it, even though it hurts. Once a person living down the block (he would've been banned from this church, he stuck his foot in the door and insisted on coming in. He was lucky I didnt grab my gun, once I was robbed, and I pumped the robber so full of lead, we had to use him as a pencil instead ) and when he saw me beating my wife with whatever was handy, this time a broom she had been sweeping with, he freaked. I pointed out that my wife wasn't a 'free thinker' (witch) and she behaved perfectly. His wife was the polar opposite, like a northerner to one of us southerners. He got real quiet after that, soon I might get him to convert and save his soul!
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Then spank them with your Bible. Haven't you ever heard of osmosis?
Never in the Bible !!


I'm still young and I have yet to find a woman.I will buy a whip and beat her if she does not do dependent right,women are subordinate to men,
Before you know it they're free thinking,
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Well you're a bit of a pervert there, aren't you? When the OP talks about spanking the wife, he does so from the perspective of a True Christian™ man, and devout follower of Jesus. When you do it, you do so from the perspective of a sinner who likes to beat women into submission for your kinky roll playing games. Why do you hate women so much? You mother ignored you or something?


I know you have faith, and I know you are going to give my penalty points
but if you were my wife,I'll hit with a whip 4 weeks 24 hours to get out of your free thinking Also you will never have to read any books except the Bible , no Internet,
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I know you have faith, and I know you are going to give my penalty points
but if you were my wife,I'll hit with a whip 4 weeks 24 hours to get out of your free thinking Also you will never have to read any books except the Bible , no Internet,
Of course you'd like to. You're thinking of me sitting in your bedroom right now, all tied up, wearing just a little bit of leather, high spiky heels, and a red ball in my mouth maybe. Still it doesn't address the fact that disciplining a wife for Godly reasons isn't the same as beating her to satisfy sins of perversions.
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Of course you'd like to. You're thinking of me sitting in your bedroom right now, all tied up, wearing just a little bit of leather, high spiky heels, and a red ball in my mouth maybe. Still it doesn't address the fact that disciplining a wife for Godly reasons isn't the same as beating her to satisfy sins of perversions.

that's your fantasy Sister i am true believe in the lord , if you were my wife,I'll tie you up and beat you graces of God will
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Your attempted spiritual cyber rape won't work on me.

At my local church, we go a step further with women who own thoughts and do not listen carefully to the man, but why are you so against hitting women should be just listen for their large mouth which she often has nothing against the Bible says it should also
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Of course you'd like to. You're thinking of me sitting in your bedroom right now, all tied up, wearing just a little bit of leather, high spiky heels, and a red ball in my mouth maybe. Still it doesn't address the fact that disciplining a wife for Godly reasons isn't the same as beating her to satisfy sins of perversions.
Now sister Mary, how would you know of such things? Have you been watching pornography?
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Now sister Mary, how would you know of such things? Have you been watching pornography?
Friend, your accusation is beyond the pale. I can assure you that Mrs. Etheldreda is not a sexual deviant in ANY way whatsoever, as evidenced by her True Christian™ status.



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My fiance wants to learn how to read; strong discipline from me is needed. If not, next thing I know, she'll want to register to vote.

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Is this a joke?
As you're responding to a post that's 7 years old (this week's winning necropost, congrats), from a forum member who hasn't visited since 2009, why don't you just go ahead and hold your breath waiting for an answer?
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As you're responding to a post that's 7 years old (this week's winning necropost, congrats), from a forum member who hasn't visited since 2009, why don't you just go ahead and hold your breath waiting for an answer?
Thank you for your reply. Do you think the post is meant as a joke? Why would someone not want his wife to learn to read? Is that a standard perspective in this church? Doesn't that promote excessive vulnerability for his beloved should she find herself alone in the world (i.e. widowed, etc.)?
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Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
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...Why would someone not want his wife to learn to read?...
From a strictly Biblical perspective, it's unnecessary (1 Corinthians 14:34-35), and could distract her from more important duties like childbearing (1 Timothy 2:15) and washing floors (Genesis 2:18).

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...Doesn't that promote excessive vulnerability for his beloved should she find herself alone in the world (i.e. widowed, etc.)?
I'm sure that in that case the Pastors would look after her affairs properly, making sure her tithing status stays up-to-date, even if costs her every last cent she has to keep Jesus happy (Mark 12:42-44).
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