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Old 09-20-2007, 12:24 AM
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The Immaculate Conception is, according to Roman Catholic dogma, the conception of Mary, the mother of Jesus without any stain of original sin, in her mother's womb: the dogma thus says that, from the first moment of her existence, she was preserved by God from the lack of sanctifying grace that afflicts mankind, and that she was instead filled with divine grace. It is further believed that she lived a life completely free from sin. Her immaculate conception in the womb of her mother, by sexual intercourse, should not be confused with the doctrine of the virginal conception of her son Jesus.
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Oh gosh why must these sinful lesbians always ruin the most inspiring threads with their sexist rambling.

This thread is so helpful to me. I have so much to learn before I can call myself a True Christian Wife™.

Also, we should exhange pie recipes sometimes!
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BibleThumpinBlonde you're truly a great True Christian Wife.

We all should be proud of people like you, and I aspire my wife, which is already on a good path to be a good Christian wife to be more like you.

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BibleThumpinBlonde you're truly a great True Christian Wife.

We all should be proud of people like you, and I aspire my wife, which is already on a good path to be a good Christian wife to be more like you.

God bless all the womans who know how to be a True Christian Wife!
Well, she's not exactly a wife at the moment if we're going to be precise.

We've been engaged for the past 6+ years you see....
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God bless all the womans who know how to be a True Christian Wife!

Why, thank you Brother. That made my day (even though I'm not officially married yet).
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So where do you draw the line between rightful execution of God-given husbandly rights, and abuse?
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So where do you draw the line between rightful execution of God-given husbandly rights, and abuse?
I'd say if the husband isn't a Christian, it's abuse. Otherwise, it should be fine.
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all they need to do is get in the kitchen and make me a sammich (in the name of JESUS)
if not i could stone her right?
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all they need to do is get in the kitchen and make me a sammich (in the name of JESUS) if not i could stone her right?
Of course not! You cannot stone a woman for not making you a sandwich. What kind of a retarded idiot are you? Please stop talking nonsense and start reading your Holy Bible and start praying to Jesus for a new brain. Your current brain is obviously damaged beyond repair.
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My parents makes me and my sisters cook tea for everybody. So wouldnt it be a good idea to teach your female children how to cook, so when they get married they can cook for their husbands?
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My parents makes me and my sisters cook tea for everybody. So wouldnt it be a good idea to teach your female children how to cook, so when they get married they can cook for their husbands?
That would indeed be a good idea. But it is also a good idea to train girls like you to serve to prepare them to become good mothers later on.
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That would indeed be a good idea. But it is also a good idea to train girls like you to serve to prepare them to become good mothers later on.
It is a good idea since I have started to cook dinners for my family.

I am learning to become a good housewife when the time come because of whats happend to my sister. It was such a sad thing.
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It is a good idea since I have started to cook dinners for my family.

I am learning to become a good housewife when the time come because of whats happend to my sister. It was such a sad thing.
My mother taught me to cook when I was 5 saying that by then, I was old enough to handle the stove, how to manage a household since I could walk, and she been teaching me how to be a mother all her life, since she is a good example, especially when she is disciplined.
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My mother taught me to cook when I was 5 saying that by then, I was old enough to handle the stove, how to manage a household since I could walk, and she been teaching me how to be a mother all her life, since she is a good example, especially when she is disciplined.
Dearest Sister Stark,

What a fine example you are of Christian purity and devotion. I pray that our Lord richly blesses you and instills within you even more grace! May His Holy Spirit fill you with power, understanding, and wisdom.

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PS: Did you make that outfit yourself? I love it!
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Dear Sweet Sister Lamb,

You are a paragon of grace and Christian devotion; I admire you greatly! I made the outfit myself and I made similar outfits for my younger sisters. I have all my younger sisters reading your posts (on age-appropriate topics) with me since us girls are trying to model you. We are working on becoming True Christians and we are so grateful for such wonderful role models!

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P.S. What is your favorite pie to make?
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Don't you women already have your own forum for discussing this kind of stuff? Why are you here in the lounge?
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Don't you women already have your own forum for discussing this kind of stuff? Why are you here in the lounge?
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I shall respect your wishes, but I didn't think this particular area was restricted by gender. I apologize for causing my sister in Christ to sin by upsetting you. Sister Stark, I will respond to your questions in the prayer shack.

Yours in Jesus
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I am sorry for having offended you with my chit-chat here on this forum. I will continue my discussion in the women's section. Please forgive me.

Yours in Christ,
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very simple

1:always have her Bible on bag

2:cook for her husband.
3:read cookbooks
4:does everything the man say without contradiction
5:beg for his zaat to mothering more and more true Christian soldiers
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