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Old 07-20-2014, 01:02 AM
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I take it you're related to Kim Novak? Why would anybody take car buying advice from a Czech whore or one of her relatives?

I'll bet you drive a Škoda.
I do not know who that is or what kind of car she drives. My apologies. I just find this car to be useful. I do not drive.
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Old 07-20-2014, 02:24 AM
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No. I simply have a friend who does not let me drive his car, the impala. He is very partial to it.
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No. I simply have a friend who does not let me drive his car, the impala. He is very partial to it.
I suppose that is a good choice for a hell-bound heathen, as I heard it acclimatises the driver just before being cast in the lakes of fire in case of an accident - or so I heard.
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No. I simply have a friend who does not let me drive his car, the impala. He is very partial to it.
I'm not sure if this alleged friend is really talking about a car or if he's actually into bestiality. The impala is somewhat graceful but I recommend shooting these ruminants for steaks and not 'riding' or 'driving' them and being 'partial' aka 'jealous' of the beast!

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The impala is somewhat graceful but I recommend shooting these ruminants
Every impala has an imp in it. They need either to be hunted down before they breed.

I'm not so sure they're ruminants, however (the impalas, I mean, not the imps--though imps aren't exactly the Einsteins of the demon world, either). I don't think that rumination is really their strong suit. Especially if we're talking about the POS cars.

Just a thought, but if I were so desperate for a ride that I actually befriended some guy who owned an Impala, I wouldn't advertise that fact to the world. There is such a thing as TMI.
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BTW, I think we're getting a little off track here. This is a thread about elephants, not impalas.
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I love the Impala SS! Not only is it good on gas (14mpg city), but those SS badges remind me of one of my favorite organizations.



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Ours is a 1967 black, four door, Chevy Impala.
Co-mingling of community property? So in other words, this "friend" is your husband.

I think I'm going to throw up.
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Co-mingling of community property? So in other words, this "friend" is your husband.

I think I'm going to throw up.
Not that I expect you to have any more intimate knowledge of the homosexual perversion than I do, but you didn't think a guy named Castiel was straight, did you?
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Not that I expect you to have any more intimate knowledge of the homosexual perversion than I do, but you didn't think a guy named Castiel was straight, did you?
Actually I am not homosexual. I say ours because I reside with my friend and his younger brother. I normally just help them with a case they're working, otherwise I just come and go as I please.
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A case they're working? So, um, you're telling us you live with a father-son detective team who tool around in a vintage Chevy?

Boy, what are you smoking? You've just described a 1970s era TV show, not a plausible life situation.
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I think we need to get off the topic of homosexuals driving vintage vehicles and back to what this thread is all about - the size of our pastor's package and whether or not it is pleasing to God.

Poor spinster Daisy Mae's wherewithal is hanging in Ezekiel's package, people. If it gets small, does Daisy suffer, or will the Lord fulfill her needs in other ways? One thing is certain: we can't just keep stuffing his package so that he looks good to others. God sees through all of that.

It's time to take it to the Lord in prayer, humbly seeking His Holy Will.

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A case they're working? So, um, you're telling us you live with a father-son detective team who tool around in a vintage Chevy?

Boy, what are you smoking? You've just described a 1970s era TV show, not a plausible life situation.
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You're still describing a cop show, and not a real life situation.

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Friends, if I may...

Somehow I feel as if I know brother FM very, very, very (very) well, and I am sure his concern about Church finances is firmly founded.

I am currently the custodian of a rather large sum of money, with near total discretion over its use. In this capacity, I have learned much about how to - err - move funds around. So if I can be of any assistance in this area, I would consider it my Godly duty.

I hope the day comes soon when, as TrueChristian and a full LBC member, I can give much more than the paltry sum I have sent to date.

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Dear Brother Wally, I hope you don't have any Nigerian connections!
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Dear Brother Wally, I hope you don't have any Nigerian connections!
Certainly not when it comes to finance, Sister MOS, although I the guys I buy meat from on Sundays do hail from someplace in Africa. (They told me once but I wasn't really paying attention.)

I make sure all my assets are well protected by good American firms. I find that those with Caymen Island subsidiaries are the most helpful since I do love to vacation there.
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No. I simply have a friend who does not let me drive his car, the impala. He is very partial to it.
An Impala? Sounds like one of those cars a dark person would drive around.



That said I know I'm new to this Glorious God Fearing Church but I feel Pastor Zeke's package, as large as it is, could always use an increase. The large package will allow him to more powerfully and deeply penetrate into the demonic world that surrounds Landover Baptist's massive Holy properties and keep our spiritual needs better fulfilled.
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