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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-28-2018, 03:34 AM
I still hope that Stephen Hillenburg will be able to find an eternal peace.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-28-2018, 05:02 AM
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I still hope that Stephen Hillenburg will be able to find an eternal peace.
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OMFG this one is thikk AF.
Stephen Hillenburg is dead, right? D-E-A-D. No longer animate. Pushing up the daisies. An ex-cartoonist.
Now, part of the deal with being dead is that you can no longer do anything. So, talking about Mr. Hillenburg doing anything in the future? Ridiculous wishful thinking from someone obviously in denial of some basic facts of life. Even from the True Christian™ viewpoint, as they view your fate as being sealed at the moment of death if not looong before (such as in my case ).
So if you're going to continue randomly fouling this place with your unsupportable opinions, at least do all of our readers the courtesy of making your musings remotely plausible, kk? Ta.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-28-2018, 06:18 AM
Here we are trying to celebrate the passing of an unimportant artist and there YOU are, Didymus, spouting your nihilist atheisticalist and WRONG views about life and its end. There IS no end! Cyndi Lauper said so and Jesus spake of life everlasting throughout the New Testament.
We True Christians™ will go to be with the LORD JESUS eternally, and all atheists will find themselves in the lake that burneth with eternal fire.
I continue to pray for you because GOD can do ANYTHING - even with a sorry soul like yours. It is my hope that someday you'll be on your knees. I long for that sight.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-28-2018, 03:28 PM
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Thank you for the warning, Sister Mary. I expected a lot of things but I did not expect to see a person with a male organ on his head - clumsily covered by a fitted, um, "cover" imitating a baseball cap.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-01-2018, 05:01 AM
George HW Bush - the architect of the new world order
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-22-2018, 08:56 PM
Retired British politician and former leader of the Liberal Democrats (no, seriously, they really are called that - as if one or the other wasn't bad enough ) Paddy Ashdown is headed for the Lake of Fire. Farewell, and don't bother to send us a postcard.
He will chiefly be remembered for his inability to keep it in his pants, and for his pathetically gullible wife. See pages 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-22-2018, 09:06 PM
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I still hope that Stephen Hillenburg will be able to find an eternal peace.
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God struck down Steven Hillenberg because he was a Jew and a vile "marine biologist" (liberal codeword for evilutionist with a fish fetish) who created a godmocking cartoon which promoted homosexuality, atheism, and juvenile delinquency. The only "peace" he has found is "pieces" of jagged metal being stabbed into his flesh by demons as they roast him over fire and brimstone! God hates SpongeBob!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-24-2018, 06:21 PM
https://www.foxnews.com/world/indone...arch-continues
God has passed judgment on the heathen nation of Indonesia (the place where Baraq Hussein Obomba studied the Koran and joined al Kaider). He struck it with righteous waves of water and sent at least 373 of the savages straight to Hell. They will soon spend Christ's birthday being brutally tortured in Hell for spitting in His face. Shout glory!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-26-2018, 03:16 PM
It really is amazing! Krakatoa is probably the most famous volcano anywhere. It exploded before, spewing out its innards, killing 30- or 40-thousand, since then it's been reemerging from the sea and obviously getting ready to explode again.
Clip 1 shows the location. Java is the long island to the right of the blinking white dot representing the volcano. Forty-five years after exploding it had grown above sea level again and for the last 90 years it's got bigger and bigger. Anyone could see where all this was leading, even without regular minor eruptions. You can see the thing from the coastline! "Look," you might say. "That's Krakatoa, the world's most dangerous volcano."
"How interesting," I'd reply. "Let's go somewhere else."
Clip 2 details the official response. Quite understandable, the return of this volcano is warning enough for anyone. And yet they don't go somewhere else. Not even a mile or so inland or up on a hill. The black dots in the map show a few locations where they build townships. Right on the beach. In full view of Krakatoa.
Praying to the moon for all they're worth only makes things worse.
Or the garuda bird.
God sees what they're doing and God acts.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-26-2018, 09:04 PM
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https://www.foxnews.com/world/indone...arch-continues
God has passed judgment on the heathen nation of Indonesia (the place where Baraq Hussein Obomba studied the Koran and joined al Kaider). He struck it with righteous waves of water and sent at least 373 of the savages straight to Hell. They will soon spend Christ's birthday being brutally tortured in Hell for spitting in His face. Shout glory!
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It really is amazing! Krakatoa is probably the most famous volcano anywhere. It exploded before, spewing out its innards, killing 30- or 40-thousand, since then it's been reemerging from the sea and obviously getting ready to explode again.
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It appears as though Indonesia has a collection of the highest number of false religions on earth, and it is no wonder that God has placed one of the most violent volcanoes in their midst.
It is a testament to the eternal mercy of Jesus that the whole place hasn't been totally destroyed.
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Religion in Indonesia
Indonesia considers itself a secular state constitutionally. However, the first principle of Indonesia's philosophical foundation, Pancasila requires its citizens to have "belief in the one and only God". A number of different religions are practised in the country, and their collective influence on the country's political, economic and cultural life is significant. The Indonesian Constitution guarantees freedom of religion. However, the government recognises only seven official religions; (Islam, Protestant Christianity, Roman-Catholic Christianity, Hinduism, Buddhism, Confucianism, and the Bahá'í Faith). Although based on data collected by the Indonesian Conference on Religion and Peace (ICRP), there are about 245 non-official religions in Indonesia.
Indonesian law requires that every Indonesian citizen hold an identity card that identifies that person with one of these seven religions. Legally, citizens are able to leave that section blank. Indonesia does not recognise agnosticism or atheism, and blasphemy is illegal. In the 2010 Indonesian census, 87.18% of Indonesians identified themselves as Muslim (with Sunnis more than 99%, Shias 0.5%, Ahmadis 0.2%), 7% Protestant Christian, 2.91% Catholic Christian, 1.69% Hindu, 0.72% Buddhist, 0.05% Confucianist, 0.13% other, and 0.38% unstated or not asked.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Indonesia
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-26-2018, 09:17 PM
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It appears as though Indonesia has a collection of the highest number of false religions on earth, and it is no wonder that God has placed one of the most violent volcanoes in their midst.
It is a testament to the eternal mercy of Jesus that the whole place hasn't been totally destroyed.
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In light of this shocking development, I'm especially pleased to announce that the Godly death toll has now gone up to 430. Praise Jesus! Pray that the number keeps going up!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-26-2018, 09:43 PM
Let's all wave a cheerful farewell to Sister Wendy Beckett, of whom it was often said, by millions (in Britain at least) "Get this dreadful, hideous, mad old snaggle-toothed creature off my TV screen, Right Now!"
She wasn't someone we would have addressed as Sister in the Godly, Baptist sense: the silly woman became a Catlick nun at the age of 16. She claimed to be a contemplative hermit, while spending 20 years attempting to destroy our eardrums and retinas. She truly was the reason to make sure the batteries in the remote didn't run down.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-27-2018, 02:08 AM
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-17-2019, 06:45 AM
I see where that degenerate Carol Channing died the other day. Not only was she in several terrible sinful movies, but she also had a black grandmother. Imagine! Having a Negress in the family, and she was actually proud of it!
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I know it's true the moment I sing and dance. I'm proud as can be of [my black ancestry]. It's one of the great strains in show business. I'm so grateful. My father was a very dignified man and as white as I am. My [paternal] grandparents were Nordic German, so apparently I [too] took after them [in appearance].
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At least she had the good grace to look white...
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
1 Corinthians 11:13
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-17-2019, 06:52 AM
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I see where that degenerate Carol Channing died the other day. Not only was she in several terrible sinful movies, but she also had a black grandmother. Imagine! Having a Negress in the family, and she was actually proud of it!
At least she had the good grace to look white...
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A high yellow negress beloved by queers . She can say hello to her black ancestors and dead gay fans in Hell in between torture sessions.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-17-2019, 08:45 AM
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I see where that degenerate Carol Channing died the other day. Not only was she in several terrible sinful movies, but she also had a black grandmother. Imagine! Having a Negress in the family, and she was actually proud of it!
At least she had the good grace to look white...
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...and probably the liberal sense to call herself Negroid anyway. Just to show she's "all up in da G-unit."
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-17-2019, 12:52 PM
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And I'm cooking haggis for breakfast?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-20-2019, 11:39 PM
Praise Jesus! Trump must've prayed for God to punish the Mexicans for their continued insolence, and God said yes!
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/19/w...-pipeline.html
79 spics have been INCINERATED in the cleansing flames of God's wrath (Psalm 21:9)!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-21-2019, 08:07 AM
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Thou shalt not steal.
- Exodus 20:15
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Mexicans looking for some "free" gas (to steal), tap into a pipleline and blow themselves up. It's no wonder the Democrats want to eliminate fossil fuels.
Pelosi and Schumer might be right, if this keeps up we won't need a border wall.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-21-2019, 10:36 AM
It must be some new economic theory. Or "traditional" form of environmentalism, so admired by leftists, but the pictures we've been shown today seemed somehow strangely familiar.
I picked a couple of dates at random.
• 2015 September Promising. How did things work out?
• 2017 September
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On Wednesday in Abuja, the group managing director of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) stated that in 2016, pipeline vandalism resulted in roughly 700,000 barrels per day (bpd) being “deferred.” Accordingly, production was 1.3 million bpd rather than the projected 2.2 million bpd, costing the country about $13.3 billion in revenue (at an average price of $52 per barrel). While Nigerian statistics can be problematic, those used by the managing director are likely to be the best available. Oil provides more than 70 percent of the revenue of Nigeria’s government at all levels (this figure has been as high as 90 percent in the past), and more than 90 percent of its foreign exchange. At a time when international oil prices were relatively low and the country was in recession, the fall in oil production due to pipeline vandalism is especially serious.
. . .https://www.cfr.org/blog/trouble-oil-pipelines-nigeria
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Christians reject déjà vu as the demonic deception it is so that is not occurring here. Nevertheless when against all advice people hack into pipelines carrying explosive liquids conflagration is the least you'd expect. They stand underneath with buckets. Then it explodes.
Satan is at work here. Socialists simply can't see it. Animists can't see it. Catholic dictators can't see it. And because they can't see it they're powerless to anticipate it which means they're powerless to prevent it. Christians wouldn't be there stealing the stuff in the first place and for myself, if there's an explosive pipeline within 500 yards, I'm not.
When I saw the picture I knew I'd seen it before. Not the same pipeline but the same (predictable) outcome. The same mentality. Leftists seek this mentality to enrich our culture. Our culture, on the other hand, has spent the last 500 years getting rid of it.
I won't mention the environmental impact and where cultural enrichment is pouring in, what's pouring out probably won't be mentioned by lefties either. We'll see.
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