[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Hahah skiiers smoke the coolest shit and ski the biggest hits, we rule....

I can only assume "ski the biggest hits" is homosexual code talk for butt sex.

No friend, skiing is leading you down hill right into the gapping mouth of Hell. In the hear after the only think you are going to be smoking is Lucifer's sulfur spunk spewing pole if you don't REPENT!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Lucifer's sulfur spunk spewing pole

Brother, did you know that in German this is called Garmisch Partenkirchen?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Brother, did you know that in German this is called Garmisch Partenkirchen?

Sounds nasty enough Brother Wide Open.

After examining the evidence I must also accept the conclusion that skiing results in mental retardation.

On the surface it would seem that the consistent idiocy of skiers is because of they tend to hit their heads against trees and rocks in various accidents its clear their mental flaws go deeper. It is arguable that skiers are the one group that is beyond even God's power to help. A group destined to damnation without exception.

[SimionlovesGod]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

I have heard "skiing" is a referance to the use of cokeain

[Talitha]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

I have heard "skiing" is a referance to the use of cokeain

I think you possible mean Cocaine?
This would be true as the white powder does indeed look like snow.

Jesus never tried walking on snow.
He managed water but as far as I know he never tried Snow.
If It's good enough for Jesus not to try then It's good enough for Talitha.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

STOP THE PRESS!!!!!

According to the sickular wikkidpedia:

A variety of Ski World Cup Races are also held here, usually on the Kandahar Track outside town.

KANDAHAR!

OSAMA!!

[Huckabee2012]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

I have a confession to make to you guys. I was once a skier. A very gay, very high freestyle skier. One day after a binge of sodomy and reefer I stumbled into a church by accident. The preacher talked to me and later I realized I wasn't living my life right. I took my skis and built a fire with them and burned all my freeskier magazines and harry potter books. I got rid of all my ski clothes and bought some landover baptist t shirts to wear. I then started voting republican. The Lord has really changed my life. I hope that if you guys can accept me then maybe Jesus can too.

[SUV]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

Sonny Bono gave his whole homer!sexural jig away when he took up skiing and JESUS saw him for sure for the homer! that he was - CAUSING HIM TO SKI INTO A TREE AND KILL HIMSELF!!!

Really, "Bones," even when you Camouflage yourself into this

from this
Jesus shall not be deceived, and you're gonna get this:

PS HOMER!!!!!!!

[newschoolers4life]

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y must thou hate on skiing. HOW DO U GET FROM CHADS GAP FROM THE BOTTOM OF ALTA???

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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y must thou hate on skiing. HOW DO U GET FROM CHADS GAP FROM THE BOTTOM OF ALTA???

I don't know what kind of gibberish you're going on about here. Perhaps you should look into "Jesus4eternalLife".

[Nobar King]

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y must thou hate on skiing. HOW DO U GET FROM CHADS GAP FROM THE BOTTOM OF ALTA???

Snowmobile?

[me1111]

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okay guys i do have to admit that this is getting to be very rediculous. I'm a christian and im 16 i think that this website is a load of total crap. this is the jist of the website. Guy with way to much time on his hands wants to critisize other christians and tell them that they are horrible so he makes a website to do so.

and now you guys are hating on skiing? and relating it to being GAY?? thats the biggest load of bullshit ive ever seen in my whole life. Do u ever think that god doesnt want you guys to always hate on random crap? do u ever think about saying something nice?

I think that you guys are hating on skiing because its the greatest thing ever. BUT ITS NOT GAY! if anything its so sick, i mean who doesnt like waking up when god has blessed us with snow? everyone does!

SKiing is not gay!!!! and you guys are just a bunch of hypocrites that dont have anything better to do than sit on a computer and critisize people for the stupidest shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Marshall]

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What a potty mouth. You must have had too many "snow bunnies" in your short life to develop such a sick mind.

[Deaner]

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SKiing is not gay!!!!

Skiing is definitely gay. It's the only sport where you're supposed to purposely stay out of other people's way while wearing skin tight queer outfits. What a bunch of retards.

[Dr. Raven Mad]

Re: Skiing, gate way to sodomy

I see a definite trend in skiing towards gaydom. The BIG WIDE SHAPED skis are just perfect for the slippery slope to the rectal double diamond runs. Glad you have opened my eyes to the "no safe" zone of skiing.
Praise you all and pray for JHMR. Even though our blessed Cheney lives there, he must live in constant fear of getting corn-holed by a fischer
Big Stix. Ouch