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Old 10-23-2009, 02:11 AM
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Now here’s something that is interesting; a film that shows that piccaninnies are not as clever as monkeys. (Please watch carefully, it is not easy to tell the difference between them. The monkey appears in the second part of the experiment.) Naturally a True Christian™ Child would beat the monkey hands down.



More to the point though, it shows why it is so important to catch a child early so that it may understand the Glory of The True Christianity™ that is within its soul before birth and, by example, to help it learn about Jesus and understand God’s Gift before creeping atheism enters its soul by way of the worldly examples that pervade our present society.


(I wonder if anyone has tried to teach a monkey about Jesus?)
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That little monkey they put the yellow dress on was so cute!



I wish I could get one for my daughter, but I hear they are dangerous and mischievous creatures.
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Now here’s something that is interesting; a film that shows that piccaninnies are not as clever as monkeys. (Please watch carefully, it is not easy to tell the difference between them. The monkey appears in the second part of the experiment.) Naturally a True Christian™ Child would beat the monkey hands down.



More to the point though, it shows why it is so important to catch a child early so that it may understand the Glory of The True Christianity™ that is within its soul before birth and, by example, to help it learn about Jesus and understand God’s Gift before creeping atheism enters its soul by way of the worldly examples that pervade our present society.


(I wonder if anyone has tried to teach a monkey about Jesus?)
Chimps are smarter than negroidials... Well, I'm not all that surprised. Chimps invented the art of using sticks to get ants and termites out of their holes. Negroidials have invented absolutely nothing. I like the way they tried to explain away the fact that negroidials are natural incompetent by claiming that being stupid makes you smarter. When will we stop coddling negroidials with politcally correct lies? And if children "from all over the world" are just as stupid why did she only show negroidal pups? She went all the way to Africa when there are plenty of children in civilization to test? Riiiiiiiight Maybe she's only pretending to be politically correct because she knows the secular liberal atheist scientist would hide her studies if she blatantly came out and said Negroidials pups, as opposed to white children, are dumber than chimps.

This is why I don't trust scientist. If the niglet pups took the shortcut they'd be saying that THAT is why negroidials are smarter. But when the chimp turns out to be smarter, it's the niglet's stupidity that makes them smarter. No matter what the "scientific" result were going to claim that the niglet was better off for some reason or another. It's politically correct BS. Same goes for evolution, genetics, astronomy, physics, etc. The outcomes of supposed "research" is predetermined. These guys can make up a theory to explain just about anything.

And why was the little boy pup named Jessica and clothed in a dress? Clearly, a white person named it otherwise its name would be Ombaba or Tuka-Tuka. God, I hope they aren't homersexuralizing those poor negroidials from childhood. They have to be confused enough as it is.
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I wish I could get one for my daughter, but I hear they are dangerous and mischievous creatures.
Very true, Brother. I had a pet niglet for my oldest, but the heinous thing tore up the house, stole all the neighbors pies and turned the basement into a meth lab. After a week of failing to train it properly, I was forced to dump it behind a KFC in the ghetto.
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Very true, Brother. I had a pet niglet for my oldest, but the heinous thing tore up the house, stole all the neighbors pies and turned the basement into a meth lab. After a week of failing to train it properly, I was forced to dump it behind a KFC in the ghetto.
That wasn't a chimpanzee?
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That wasn't a chimpanzee?
Sadly, no. I thought having a pet niglet would help my oldest son become used to White Male Christian Entitlement, but the savage little thing wouldn't even fetch his slippers.
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Now here’s something that is interesting; a film that shows that piccaninnies are not as clever as monkeys. (Please watch carefully, it is not easy to tell the difference between them. The monkey appears in the second part of the experiment.) Naturally a True Christian™ Child would beat the monkey hands down.


More to the point though, it shows why it is so important to catch a child early so that it may understand the Glory of The True Christianity™ that is within its soul before birth and, by example, to help it learn about Jesus and understand God’s Gift before creeping atheism enters its soul by way of the worldly examples that pervade our present society.


Funny thing is, they kept referring to aps and humans. I only saw aps and niglets.

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I keep a niglet tied up in the shed near the back of the lower 40. I go out every night and read scripture to it for a few hours. It's been almost 5 years now but I believe it's catching on, when I point to the word 'Jesus' it can say Jeeebus. I figure since it seems to have gotten a start on that, I'll start hitting it and see where that goes.
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Funny thing is, they kept referring to aps and humans. I only saw aps and niglets.



I keep a niglet tied up in the shed near the back of the lower 40. I go out every night and read scripture to it for a few hours. It's been almost 5 years now but I believe it's catching on, when I point to the word 'Jesus' it can say Jeeebus. I figure since it seems to have gotten a start on that, I'll start hitting it and see where that goes.
That was extremely racist, sir!!!

Niglets are human. It's just that Jesus cursed them. What are you? Some kind of secular atheist who thinks negroidials should be called homo hablis?
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That was extremely racist, sir!!!

Niglets are human. It's just that Jesus cursed them. What are you? Some kind of secular atheist who thinks negroidials should be called homo hablis?

You don't even treat us like human beings - more like filth.


And, if we are cursed, how would the ex-Negro training camp benefit us? We will, including you, go to Hell and scream in agonizing forever . Amen!
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You don't even treat us like human beings - more like filth.


And, if we are cursed, how would the ex-Negro training camp benefit us? We will, including you, go to Hell and scream in agonizing forever . Amen!
YOU are cursed to serve the descendants of Japheth and Shem. YOU are designed by Jesus to serve US. He made YOU look apish to distinguish YOU from US. I, on the otherhand, was born roughly 85% anglo saxon. I am not a nigra because I gave up the nigra lifestyle choice. On an unrelated note, Jesus also purified me of the 15% undesirable blood.

You just got some infraction points for lumping a man of God together with you and the rest of your jigaboo tribe. I have little patience for racist like you who judge people based on the color of their skin. You're walking on thin ice, boy.
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Niglets are human. It's just that Jesus cursed them. What are you? Some kind of secular atheist who thinks negroidials should be called homo hablis?
Dear Lord a niglet that can read and write!! The wonders of God never stop do they? I'll type slow incase you can't read very fast. What exactly is an "Ex-Negro"? I can show you what a human looks like.



Do you look like anyone in this picture? If not, there is nothing Ex about you being a Negro! I am very sorry that God decided to make you less than human but, I'm sure you deserve it as God is just and fair. I'm trying to show that poor creature in my shed just how much he should love Jesus and all you took away from my post it that I'm racist?
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Dear Lord a niglet that can read and write!! The wonders of God never stop do they? I'll type slow incase you can't read very fast. What exactly is an "Ex-Negro"? I can show you what a human looks like.

Do you look like anyone in this picture? If not, there is nothing Ex about you being a Negro! I am very sorry that God decided to make you less than human but, I'm sure you deserve it as God is just and fair. I'm trying to show that poor creature in my shed just how much he should love Jesus and all you took away from my post it that I'm racist?
I nominate this as the single most offensive post on Landover Baptist and probably the entire internet.

You are but one short step away from the most severe banning possible. . I think you should be apologizing to Brother Remy (a truly remarkable man.) Brother Remy's intellect and Godliness sometimes brings me to tears!

We are quite content with the way God created the races; each to its place. The ex-negro program is explained here
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Say what you want all you racists but all my foremen are colored because they control the daybeans better than a Mexican would. I have never caught any of the coloreds napping or playing with their balls when they should be working. If you leave the daybeans alone for even 30 minutes a soccer game erupts where work should be happening. It's sickening how quickly they stop working to eat or play with balls or urinate in the woods like raccoons.
Black babies are loathesome but can be made into fine workers with the right motivation.
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Funny thing is, they kept referring to aps and humans. I only saw aps and niglets.



I keep a niglet tied up in the shed near the back of the lower 40. I go out every night and read scripture to it for a few hours. It's been almost 5 years now but I believe it's catching on, when I point to the word 'Jesus' it can say Jeeebus. I figure since it seems to have gotten a start on that, I'll start hitting it and see where that goes.
Lawd hab mercy, what in da world is wrong wif you and what da hell is an "aps"?? You keepin slaves in dis day and age? You an only you single handedly insulted me, my fambly,and da whole colored race! Shame on you!
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I'm suprised the little nigs didn't stab the lady with a spear, gang rape her and then steal the prize along with any other valuables the nice white lady had. The fact they didn't shows the whole experiment is a scam.
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I'm suprised the little nigs didn't stab the lady with a spear, gang rape her and then steal the prize along with any other valuables the nice white lady had. The fact they didn't shows the whole experiment is a scam.
Or maybe.. just maybe.. they are innocent children that feel like helping the lady.

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Mr. Deaner, You got to look OUTSIDE of the normal box!
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Are you coming on to Deaner? That's fairly dangerous.

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