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True, and welcome to our forum.
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Leviticus 19:27 "Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard." |
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I found what it is that I did not understand.
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Yep, that sums it up pretty well don't you agree?
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Exactly what part of that Godly summary by Brother Thurmond could possibly be wrong?
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please do not avert Your face from the evil of the atheists, the evolutionists, the abortionists, the false christians, the liberals, the muslims, the communists and all other sinners that mock Your Holy Name! Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Copenhagen, Amsterdam, Reykjavik and Mecca! As you did unto Your Servant David, please do so unto us, Lord. Praised be Your Glorious Name™. Amen. SATAN'S LIES EXPOSED: The 10 biggest hoaxes of secular science! ATTENTION LIBERAL FALSE CHRISTIANS: Bible Study: why genocide is morally acceptable! Prof. Dr. Amos J.L. Christiaansen, Research Theologian Ph.D. Theophysics, Applied & Theoretical Theobiology & Experimental Theology |
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Plus, your arguments are invalid since you're basing your arguments on personal beliefs - circular argumentation. It's like saying you're an idiot because you don't know anything - which can be someones opinion, but not really proof. |
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Leviticus 19:27 "Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard." |
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We atheists are the smart ones. We actually have evidence and proof that humans exist through evolution. You have a book that seemingly has no tactile, seeable author, and you're just believing what you hear and read because you're afraid to do anything otherwise. |
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I have never encountered an IQ test that asks "Are you a Christian?", have you? So, the experts in the field of quantifying inteligence (or rather: spectrum of intelligence) do not agree with you.
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Have you observed evolutionary mechanisms yourself? Of course not, because they take millions of years. They cannot be observed or verified by definition. So you, too, believe in something you cannot observe, cannot hear and cannot verify. Evolution is an article of faith, not fact.
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![]() ![]() Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell: Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity. Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray. |
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One of the biggest arguments I have seen on this site, is that the bible must be correct because god wrote it... Just wanting to point something out, if he wrote somewhere saying "god does not exist" would you believe it? That there is what is known as a paradox.
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