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ok the written by people part is partly true because it was written by God THROUGH people.
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I found what it is that I did not understand.

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Propagandists of Original Thought

Creationism is about believing without question a particular interpretation of scripture. Indeed, in a belief system of that nature, any questioning or original thought about the revealed knowledge is not only incorrect, it is sinful. (In the anti-American world of science, on the other hand, questioning and testing of accepted or authoritative beliefs is the method--it's what you're supposed to do. No wonder scientists are known to cook and eat fetuses they pick up drive-through at Planned Parenthood clinics.)
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Yep, that sums it up pretty well don't you agree?
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I found what it is that I did not understand.



Is this correct?
Exactly what part of that Godly summary by Brother Thurmond could possibly be wrong?
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Reason No. 1 - The Holy Bible!

Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them WRONG! I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists! As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too! How dumb these Atheists are!
Why are you being so mean to everyone who doesn't believe the same thing you do? I thought Christianity was a tolerant religion - obviously not.

Plus, your arguments are invalid since you're basing your arguments on personal beliefs - circular argumentation. It's like saying you're an idiot because you don't know anything - which can be someones opinion, but not really proof.
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Why are you being so mean to everyone who doesn't believe the same thing you do?
Because we try to wake them up to the truth!

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It's like saying you're an idiot because you don't know anything
That is solid reasoning actually. You are an idiot because you don't know anything. See how logical that sounds!
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We know the Bible is 100% true, because God wrote it, and he's infallible. How could you doubt such a thing? This really shows how dumb atheists are!
The whole point of atheism is that there is no god at all. If there is no god, there is no infallible superior being. Therefore it doesn't matter WHO wrote it, it can still be lies, because in our belief, there's no god to begin with. We're actually the smart ones. Give me one solid fact that proves that god is real and the Bible is 100% true. Oh, and you can't say the Bible's true because in the Bible "God" says it is. That's not a fact. That's taking the words out of a potentially false text. Give me one solid fact that proves that god is real and every word in the Bible is true.

We atheists are the smart ones. We actually have evidence and proof that humans exist through evolution. You have a book that seemingly has no tactile, seeable author, and you're just believing what you hear and read because you're afraid to do anything otherwise.
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We're actually the smart ones.
I have never encountered an IQ test that asks "Are you a Christian?", have you? So, the experts in the field of quantifying inteligence (or rather: spectrum of intelligence) do not agree with you.

Secondly, please provide the IQ test result that shows you are smarter than True Christians™. Since you made the claim, the onus is on you to prove it or, if you cannot, retract your claim.

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Give me one solid fact that proves that god is real and the Bible is 100% true.
That's a loaded question, because what passes as "the Bible" is often a corrupted version of the KJV 1611 Bible. So as a True Christian™, I can state with high probability that the Bible you have come across is not 100% true. Quite the contrary. It is likely that 90% of the verses are corrupted.

We cannot have solid facts without solid definitions.

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Oh, and you can't say the Bible's true because in the Bible "God" says it is.
Ah, you mean Petitio Principii, Circulus in Probando? Also called a circular reasoning fallacy in pedestrian vernacular. Such reasoning indeed has no place in rational discourse. There is also another fallacy: a strawman argument. That's what you are using to discredit Christians.

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We atheists are the smart ones. We actually have evidence and proof that humans exist through evolution.
Here you go again repeating yourself. Is this an atheist sermon? The proof for evolution has already been proven to be false. A growing number of scientists acknowledge that evolution cannot be true.

Have you observed evolutionary mechanisms yourself? Of course not, because they take millions of years. They cannot be observed or verified by definition. So you, too, believe in something you cannot observe, cannot hear and cannot verify. Evolution is an article of faith, not fact.
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Reason #?? (I hope this isn't too abstract) But, I noticed that Atheists are really afraid of death, so they refuse to eat good wholesome American food like Roast Beef, Bacon, Sour Cream, Cheddar Cheese, Chili Cheese Fries, Dairy Queen Snicker's Blizzard, etc... Just imagine how miserable life would be if you spent it eating soy beans and wheat grass because you were afraid to die because you secretly knew you were going to HELL!
Now hold your horses! After speaking to a man I know, what I've gathered is that atheists aren't necessarily afraid of death and plenty of them to eat bacon, roast beef, cheddar cheese, etc, however they also know there is a balance to be struck, lest they become obese slobs. To have a healthy, balanced diet you can eat your bacon, as long as you have an apple once in a while and you do some exercise. Also, you wouldn't be a true atheist if you "secrectly knew" you were going to hell.
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One of the biggest arguments I have seen on this site, is that the bible must be correct because god wrote it... Just wanting to point something out, if he wrote somewhere saying "god does not exist" would you believe it? That there is what is known as a paradox.
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