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You have posted here with the following vile sig line invoking a FALSE god:


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I am frankly surprised you are not more grateful to have any posting privileges here at all.
A reference to a classic piece of literature, I'm not invoking anything. Why would I believe in a god that comes back from the dead, while his followers wait for his return?
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A reference to a classic piece of literature, I'm not invoking anything. Why would I believe in a god that comes back from the dead, while his followers wait for his return?
Right, Gay-Gametard
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You know perfectly well Project Habbakuk is in full swing and therefore God will return for the Rapture.
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No evidence?!!!

They showed the Exorcist at my Church for the teens to show them the wages of playing with a Ouija or Dungeons and Dragons.

100% true story. <---- They were that godly.
I had no idea you were an ex-Papist, Mr. Jones! Congratulations on escaping that vile, depraved cult!
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I came to this just after reading the thread about "hearts".

They're trying to inspire lesbianism and group masturbation! "Come on, girls, let's all get together and put our hands on this representation of a gaping hoo-hah! If you stare into the hole, you can see the future!"

"Really? Let's try it with MY hoo-hah instead!"

I think I'm gonna hurl.
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i lookeds at the pickture an it say on the box "ask the kwestions girls want to no" an it also says that it come wiv kwestion cards an i thinks that be cuz girls not thinks so good . so i looked on the innernets for them kwestions an it be stuff like "who gonna text me next?" so them cards real evils cuz they asks the kinda stuff girls think abouts all the times, them cards not asks dumb stuff like "what be my majors when i go to college?", maybee if they makes a ouija board for boys then that will be a kwestion card for them
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So you're saying that any one else besides a pastor/deacon watching one of these demonic films wouldn't be knowledgable in the word of God enough, or smart enough to be able to recognize the sins that run rampant through them?
Yes, of course. People get appointed as Pastors for a reason, you know. Only someone who is really powerful in the Word can watch this filth without being tainted by it to at least some extent.

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That's what I'm screaming. I had a ouija board as a child and it didn't do what they're claiming it did. Hell, it sat in my closet more than I actually played with it. I had D&D as well, Now that game was fun. D&D is a game of stratagy and thinking.
So, even the demons think you're not interesting enough to talk to?
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That's what I'm screaming. I had a ouija board as a child and it didn't do what they're claiming it did. Hell, it sat in my closet more than I actually played with it. I had D&D as well, Now that game was fun. D&D is a game of stratagy and thinking.
I guess you haven't seen the documentary on Ouija boards starring Tawny Kitaen.

More horrifying than that is the online Ouija! Now, you can invite demons right into your home via the Internet!!

Sure, it has a "Demon Finder" link to see if your computer is possessed. It finds the demons because it plants them there!

I'm adding that evil site to my church's blocked sites list immediately!
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These pink ouija boards sound like a most ungodly menace. No doubt, if they're allowed to spread, we'll soon see mobs of demon-possessed little girls running around beating Christians senseless with pink baseball bats!

I just posted this picture in another thread, but it works in this context as well:
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Angry Satan targets young girls with pink Ouija Board
Its bad enough that the poofters have stolen the entire rainbow but now Satan in a partnership with Hasbro toys, is targeting this demonic trash to little girls by making the board pink!



http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,584998,00.html

Pink as a color is unGodly and sexual, but to try to make the conjuring of foul demons a fun, harmless sleep over game is monstrous!

Please contact your local republicans, your pastors and the girl guides of America because this has to be STOPPED!!!

One second your precious little one will be sharing innocent stories about the rapture and the next secnd they will be staring into the face of a soul sucking DEMON!!!



Would you give your daughter this toy to play with?



OF COURSE NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We need to beat our children if they come home with ouija board, we need to beat our children even if they see these pictures!!!
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While I appreciate your enthusiasm, it is generally considered good manners on our forum to search a topic before you start a new thread.

Here is the thread started earlier on this very topic.
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Thank you for pointing out my error Professor.

To be frank however, I think my posting will save more souls.

Just saying.

To add to my OUTRAGE I also came across this blaspheme.



Whoever made a pink bible has a special place in hell reserved just for them and all the other rectum worshippers!!!
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