Sex!

[Marie Laveau]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Sex is for making kids. Everything else is evil.

A church i once attended advocated the worship of jesus christ our lord and saviour ,using our bodies. As jesus is in all of us, if we worship a man with our body we are worshipping jesus. Lovemaking with a man was another way of showing jesus how much you love him. I love jesus a lot and showed him all the ways i loved him as often as possible.

Sadly that church has now been closed down and is under investigation.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Marie Laveau

A church i once attended advocated the worship of jesus christ our lord and saviour ,using our bodies. As jesus is in all of us, if we worship a man with our body we are worshipping jesus. Lovemaking with a man was another way of showing jesus how much you love him. I love jesus a lot and showed him all the ways i loved him as often as possible.

You should be ashamed of yourself. This kind of filth is nowhere in the KJV1611 Holy Bible.

Sex is for making children only. Case closed.

Psalm 127:3-5 "Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward. As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth. Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate."

[Marie Laveau]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

You should be ashamed of yourself. This kind of filth is nowhere in the KJV1611 Holy Bible.

Sex is for making children only. Case closed.

Psalm 127:3-5 "Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward. As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth. Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate."

Pardon me sir, this is the passage the pastor of my former used to teach us to offer our bodies for jesus

Romans 12;1

Therefore, I urge you, brothers, in view of God's mercy, to offer your bodies as living sacrifices, holy and pleasing to God—this is your spiritual act of worship.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Marie Laveau

Pardon me sir, this is the passage the pastor of my former used to teach us to offer our bodies for jesus Romans 12;1 Therefore, I urge you, brothers, in view of God's mercy, to offer your bodies as living sacrifices, holy and pleasing to God—this is your spiritual act of worship.

First of all you are using the wrong version of the Bible. It actually says: Romans 12:1 "I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service." Sex is not mentioned there and the Bible should be taken literally.

[Marie Laveau]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

First of all you are using the wrong version of the Bible. It actually says: Romans 12:1 "I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service." Sex is not mentioned there and the Bible should be taken literally.

I presented my body as a living sacrifice. I see no problem with this

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Marie Laveau

I presented my body as a living sacrifice. I see no problem with this

The point is you should let God decide what you have to do with your body. You cannot do whatever you want and then claim God asked you to unless it is explicitly in the Holy Bible. You are twisting the scripture in Holy Bible and this is clearly not allowed.

2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

[empacae]

I agree. Sex is for procreation only, as food is for nurishment... only. It doesn't have to taste good to do it's job. Likewise for procreative sex.

emp

[Professor Bessemer]

As a learned Scientheist with some training in gynotheism, I can assure you that any woman who claims to enjoy the act of being inseedinated is either a liar or some sort of malformed freak.

Lady parts, specifically the vulva, are simply not designed for pleasure. They are dank, hairy, frighteningly musky places, more similar to an abandoned and partially collapsed mineshaft than any normal Godly orifice. Urination, the passing of feces, and sex are dirty and shameful. It is no wonder the Lord chose to put this unclean yet necessary organ so near the places where the elimination of liquid and solid waste occurs.

When a True Christian™ husband feels it is time to produce another son, he must steel himself for his encounter with his Godly True Christian™ wife. She in turn will be rightly mortified that she must yet again receive him into her to take up his seed. I have counseled many True Christian™ married couples on the most Godly way to perform the marriage act.

It should be done in total darkness, in utter silence, with only the pertinent body parts unclothed. If either party is sobbing or crying, the volume should be kept as low as possible. The act should take no longer than a minute, and both the man and wife should be thinking of our Lord on his Holy Cross for the duration of embarrassing encounter.

[dt6767]

I am appalled at how lightly you are treating this subject my fellow TRUE Christians. We must go to the root of the "sex" problem and wipe it out. That root is none other than Richard Dawkins, whose filth affects even the most holy of Christians just by listening to his disgusting voice. For True Christians to rise up in government, we must wipe out dirty atheists like Dawkins and Barack Obama.

[TheLordSavedMe]

I want to have kids someday, after I find a True Christian™ husband of course, but I'm kinda disgusted by the whole idea of "doing it".

I'd rather have a doctor do whatever it is they do when the man can't, you know, "perform" or whatever. I think its called artificial semenation. Is that OK with God if I get pregnant that way, or do I really have to "do" sex to get a baby?

Tammi