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Old 03-21-2010, 02:18 PM
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Default The Easter Bunny did NOT die for your sins, Atheists/Satanists.

I am sure this has been done before ad nauseum, but I thought it a good idea to bring it up again. There seems to be a disturbing upward trend in the amount of people who worship the so called "Easter Bunny".

Now, as a Christian, I just can't stand for this. Jesus Christ said, in his own words: John, Chapter 14, Verse 6- Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Those are God's own words. So why are people worshiping the "Easter Bunny"? I believe it has to do with the "fursuit/furry" death cult that has been on the rise for some years now. Incase anyone doesn't know the furry death cult is a bunch of idiotic liberals living on welfare who dress up as animals and go to conventions and have massive pagan orgies with each other. Creation Scientists are deciding whether or not to classify this disorder along with homosexuality and paedophilia.

Most of these people have dreams of committing vile acts of sodomy with the "Easter Bunny". What's most dangerous is that they are targeting their propaganda towards young children and it's have a deleterious effect. Children as young as 2 months old go to take photos with said "bunny" and the cameraman conveniently sits these kids on the "bunny's" crotch areas. Studies have been done that have shown that 99.5% of all people who dress up as the "Easter Bunny" are homosexual paedophiles. It's a proven fact.
The kids are also exposed to posters of the "bunny" at school, pink and purple baskets (pink and purple are colours of the homosexual agenda), and tonnes of other propaganda all in an attempt to lead young Christian children away from Christ. After being exposed to the "Easter Bunny" from birth, Christian scientists have demonstrated that the chances of obtaining salvation are slim, although possible if extensive prayer and Bible study are performed as soon as one realises the depravity of their actions.

The absolute worst thing about all this though is that they are doing all this during the time when we are supposed to be celebrating Jesus's resurrection. They have taken a Godly holiday and turned into into a pagan love fest filled with orgies, debauchery, and detestable idolatry.

The "Easter Bunny" did not die for your sins. Let's reclaim Easter for Christ.
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The "Easter Bunny" did not die for your sins. Let's reclaim Easter for Christ.

Amen, Brother!

And what a glorious death Jesus died for our sins!










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The condemned man was forced to carry it on his shoulders, which could have been torn open by flagellation, to the place of execution. A whole cross would weigh well over 300 pounds (135 kilograms). The Roman historian Tacitus records that the city of Rome had a specific place for carrying out executions, situated outside the Esquiline Gate, and had a specific area reserved for the execution of slaves by crucifixion.

Upright posts would presumably be fixed permanently in that place, and the crossbeam, with the condemned person perhaps already nailed to it, would then be attached to the post. The person executed may have been attached to the cross by rope, though nails are mentioned in a passage by the Judean historian Josephus, where he states that at the Siege of Jerusalem , "the soldiers out of rage and hatred, nailed those they caught, one after one way, and another after another, to the crosses, by way of jest." Objects used in the crucifixion of criminals, such as nails, were sought as amulets with perceived medicinal qualities.


While a crucifixion was an execution, it was also a humiliation, by making the condemned as vulnerable as possible. Although artists have depicted the figure on a cross with a loin cloth or a covering of the genitals, criminals were generally hung nude. When the criminal had to urinate or defecate, they had to do so in the open, in view of passers-by, resulting in discomfort and the attraction of insects. Despite the frequent use of crucifixion by the Romans, its horrors did not escape some of their eminent statesmen. Cicero, for example, denounced crucifixion as "a most cruel and disgusting punishment", and suggested that, "the very mention of the cross (should) be far removed not only from a Roman citizen’s body, but from his mind, his eyes, his ears."

Frequently, the legs of the person executed were broken or shattered with an iron club, an act called crurifragium which was also frequently applied without crucifixion to slaves.This act hastened the death of the person but was also meant to deter those who observed the crucifixion from committing offenses.


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Default Re: The Easter Bunny did NOT die for your sins, Atheists/Satanist

Usually we sit down to watch the Passion of the Christ with the boys on Easter, just to remind them what it's all about. Then we sit down to a dinner of rabbit stew just to drive home the point.

The only "Bunnies" that come through our door on Easter are dead ones.
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Yeah, worshipping the easter bunny is almost as stupid as worshipping the voice in your head that claims to be God.
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Yeah, worshipping the easter bunny is almost as stupid as worshipping the voice in your head that claims to be God.
You have voices in your head? They're probably demons.
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That piece about crucifixion was very educational.

Thank God they didn't break Jesus' legs! Otherwise, He would have had to heal Himself before He could walk around after resurrecting Himself! (After all, He did leave the holes open and bleeding, so clearly did not want to heal Himself.)
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Yeah, worshipping the easter bunny is almost as stupid as worshipping the voice in your head that claims to be God.
God is not the voice in your head you idiot. That is the overdose of drugs you have been taking. You need serious help. God usually doesn't talk in our heads. He has give us His Holy Bible which we can read. It's quite easy actually.
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