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Old 05-31-2010, 09:41 PM
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You are mistaken. I am very sure I used the correct Danish flag!
Dude, click the flag you used. Read the url, it says finish.

But sorry guys, I can't really find out whether or not this is for real - is it? Be serious now, you don't know what you are talking about. I mean, you can't even use the right flag! (Google Denmark, please).

And did we (us Danes - btw. I'm a Dane!) invent Pippi? Haha, that was the swedish people. So again, you dont know what you are talking about!

C'mone. How am I supposed to take this serious? You HAVE to be joking about all this..

Ahahaha.. Oh my god. Why are you even on the internet? You should be at an old-man home or something.. Jesus F-ing Christ! (OOPS )
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Dude, click the flag you used. Read the url, it says finish.
What browser are you using?

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But sorry guys, I can't really find out whether or not this is for real - is it? Be serious now, you don't know what you are talking about. I mean, you can't even use the right flag! (Google Denmark, please).
Well, I'm not sure what version of google you are using but I get the flag that Cranky Old Man posted........

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And did we (us Danes - btw. I'm a Dane!) invent Pippi? Haha, that was the swedish people. So again, you dont know what you are talking about!
Why would we be wrong? Sir Cranky Old Man knows his stuff, he is old and wise. But not as wise as God or Jesus ofcourse!

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C'mone. How am I supposed to take this serious? You HAVE to be joking about all this..
Why would we be joking about the word of God?

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Ahahaha.. Oh my god. Why are you even on the internet? You should be at an old-man home or something.. Jesus F-ing Christ! (OOPS )
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What browser are you using?

Well, I'm not sure what version of google you are using but I get the flag that Cranky Old Man posted........

Why would we be wrong? Sir Cranky Old Man knows his stuff, he is old and wise. But not as wise as God or Jesus ofcourse!

Why would we be joking about the word of God?

Do you hate older people?
Oh good, you were joking. But what a laughe ahaha
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Why do people keep bringing up Finland? Don't you know Finland and Denmark are different countries?

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And did we (us Danes - btw. I'm a Dane!) invent Pippi? Haha, that was the swedish people. So again, you dont know what you are talking about!
Typical for Danish people to blame others for their own mistakes. Stop doing that, and start taking responsibility!

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I should visit this page more often. So hilarious.

I still can't determine whether or not this is for real. I reeeeally hope not.

Oldman@ Yup, I know its too different countries - do you?
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Dude, click the flag you used. Read the url, it says finish.
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v.tr.1. To arrive at or attain the end of: finish a race.
2. To bring to an end; terminate: finished cleaning the room.
3. To consume all of; use up: finish a pie.
4. To bring to a desired or required state: finish a painting. See Synonyms at complete.
5. To give (wood, for example) a desired or particular surface texture.
6. To destroy; kill: finished the injured horse with a bullet.
7. To bring about the ruin of: The stock market crash finished many speculators.

v.intr.1. To come to an end; stop.
2. To reach the end of a task, course, or relationship.

n.1. The final part; the conclusion: racers neck-and-neck at the finish.
2. The reason for one's ruin; downfall.
3. Something that completes, concludes, or perfects, especially:a. The last treatment or coating of a surface: applied a shellac finish to the cabinet.
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But sorry guys, I can't really find out whether or not this is for real - is it? Be serious now, you don't know what you are talking about. I mean, you can't even use the right flag! (Google Denmark, please).
You claim to be Danish but yet you don't know how your own flag looks like?

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And did we (us Danes - btw. I'm a Dane!) invent Pippi? Haha, that was the swedish people. So again, you dont know what you are talking about!
"Pippi" sounds pretty Danish to me. Why are you trying to hide your shame by blaming it on the Swedish people? Why do you hate Jesus so much?
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Oooh, right - Finnish* My mistake.

What am I supposed to do, laugh or cry? Seriously! I'm laughing every single time one of you post a reply to me. It's just sooo wrong this site. So amusing!
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Oooh, right - Finnish* My mistake.

What am I supposed to do, laugh or cry? Seriously! I'm laughing every single time one of you post a reply to me. It's just sooo wrong this site. So amusing!
What is amusing of you going to hell?
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Oooh, right - Finnish* My mistake.

What am I supposed to do, laugh or cry? Seriously! I'm laughing every single time one of you post a reply to me. It's just sooo wrong this site. So amusing!
So you think that burning in Hell for eternity is a laughing matter? Laugh all you like, friend, but me and Jesus will have the last laugh when we watch you burn.

Why don't you just accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, repent of your sins and pray for His forgiveness? Why do you hate Him so much?
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What is amusing of you going to hell?
Right... Atleast I will end up at a warm place, but you will end up in a darn cold one. You must be excited!

Please drop by, when you visit this satan loved place, called Denmark!
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It's just sooo wrong this site.
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Please drop by, when you visit this satan loved place, called Denmark!
Why should anybody want to visit your filthy country? All you can find there is a bunch of perverts and drug users.

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This site is more right than you could possibly imagine.
You HAVE to be kidding. Otherwise you are just too damn mentaly disturbed. But hey, then you can come visit Denmark!
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Why should anybody want to visit your filthy country? All you can find there is a bunch of perverts and drug users.

Enjoy Hell, Godmocker.
The same reason why someone would visit this site I suppose. And I believe most people die because of drugs, in America.

So I guess you alreade live in hell! Please tell me how it is
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The same reason why someone would visit this site I suppose. And I believe most people die because of drugs, in America.
If your referring to American health care, our drugs save more people's lives than any other country on the planet. Next?
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If your referring to American health care, our drugs save more people's lives than any other country on the planet. Next?
Oh okay, but right now, I'm talking about drug abusers. So if you call that saving a live, then I guess I know why you all are acting like you are.

And by the way, in Denmark we have free health care, where the government pays for your hospital stays.
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The same reason why someone would visit this site I suppose. And I believe most people die because of drugs, in America.

So I guess you alreade live in hell! Please tell me how it is
I don't live in America, you moron. And at least America hasn't legalized marijuana like your idiot authorities have done.
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Oh okay, but right now, I'm talking about drug abusers. So if you call that saving a live, then I guess I know why you all are acting like you are.

And by the way, in Denmark we have free health care, where the government pays for your hospital stays.
You will kindly stop promoting communism on our Christian forum.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I don't live in America, you moron. And at least America hasn't legalized marijuana like your idiot authorities have done.
Yup.. It aint legal.. But you wouldn't know a thing about that, would you?


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